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>tired of being depressed
>now i just dont care about anything
>dont care about masturbation
>dont care about women
>just waiting peacefully my day of death
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you're still depressed
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>>36082317
Find someone to love.
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>>36082336
how? i just dont care about anything

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In this thread I will reply to every post* until 04:00 EST. Ask me anything you like or simply tell me whatever is on your mind and I will attempt to provide commentary.

*posts which are responses to my responses that do not require further discourse may not be replied to
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>>36082279
How've you been, OP?
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have you ever met someone with tourette syndrome? if so, what was your reaction?
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>>36082381
Hard times and good times recently. I'm really liking this Daylight Saving Time and have started to relish any amount of sunlight I can get. I've even thought about getting a UV lamp.

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Is there any proof that abstinence from masturbation improves you in any way?
I want to stop, but I want a good enough reason to
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Not really.

If you're fapping more than once a day though thats probably not healthy.
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there is not, your life would be the same crap except for you being horny all the time

if you want changes by doing small things then drink more water, go running an hour a day , keep yourself clean and learn to breathe properly, masturbation is sane once every 2 days to keep your testoterone in line, just do it for that
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No. Just practice moderation. Jack off every few days.

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What did the other kids in school used to tease /bully you over?
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>>36082179
Nothing. I wasn't a dick, so no one bullied me.
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I'd been bullied once for liking onion rings.

Highschool was a weird time for me.
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We used to bully this kid for having a butt chin

Another one for being named she he

Another one for being ginger

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>walking around at night outside my building
>group of 14 year old kids listening to ganster rap and skateboarding around ask me where my fedora is and why I'm wearing a trenchcoat
>mfw I just got bullied by kids half my age who don't know the difference between a peacoat and a trenchcoat
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>>36082142
>mfw I just got bullied by kids half my age who don't know the difference between a peacoat and a trenchcoat
autism
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I got bullied and raped by kids in my old apartment complex.
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>>36083264

Story please?

>>36082142

If you're getting bullied by kids half your age you got bigger problems than their knowledge of headgear and jackets. But really, who gives a shit what these kids say or think? Life will crush them soon enough. They just don't think so yet.

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Are you ugly or just disheveled?
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Bit of both.

My nose is definitely too big for my face and i have a really fucking tiny mouth.
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>>36082122
But if your hair, clothing and smell were A game dont you think that would fall short?
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>>36082137
When i leave the house i make sure not to smell. I always have my entire life. Its one of my only rules.

I don't leave the house a whole lot and regularly don't shower for 3-4 days max though.

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Is it safe to drink this shit again or is the fad still in effect?
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>>36082106
the better question is, why?
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>>36082264
it's cheap
$5 buys you a 6 pack of 16 ounce cans
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>>36082106
go buy some natty light. be the on the current cusp of the poorfag beer fad

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aw shucks

golly gee wiz

hot dog
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>>36082091
I-It's just a coincidence I'm sure
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>>36082091
Well wouldja lookit that.
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This is what happens when you get cozy with a god of chaos. Tzeentch gave you the meme but now Khorne requires your service.

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This person keeps threatening to shoot up his school, and then he deleted all of his posts an then uploaded these two images again. The original image of the hammer had the caption "just in case" but he reuploaded it without the caption.
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fuck yea lets encourage this little fucker
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>What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?
well if that guy, armed with an assault rifle and a hammer, comes in riding on a t-rex into your school one day, you at least know he's on a mission from God.
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>>36082082
Huh, you weren't bullshitting. Don't knownwhy you would but okay.

I'mma follow him.

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thats not a girl

<not original
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>>36082053
H-hey, that's one of my favorite songs.
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>>36082053
>Is too cute to be a girl
Nice singing, though.
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>>36082085

Really? Sounds like teenage girl garbage, which explains why she likes it, what's your excuse Anon?

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>internet goes out for a for a couple days
>get so bored I lift and clean up my room all day
>can't sleep
>read an entire book in one sitting, I haven't done that since highschool
>my life shows signs of overall improvement
>get internet back
>drink and shitpost all day

Hmmm
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>>36082021
Same. I bought a trailer for my land and didn't have power or Internet for a couple of months. I started smoking cigarettes and went through a bunch of crazy realizations that forced me to improve myself. Now I'm back to ds3 with coworkers everyday after work and get nothing done. But honestly, the things I learned about myself have helped me so much it's not even funny.
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>>36082021
Welcome back :DDD
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i secretly love when my wi-fi's down, gets me doing shit, no idea why i can't just do it realising browsing the internet is just a fucking waste of time.

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Watching Menace II Society, come chat and watch with us?

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come join us in this dindu movie

bump

also this is what it looks like if you're scared of le virus meme
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>>36082017
aww dammit I miss you guys but I can't, I have too much schoolwork, I see some familiar icons tho, take care guys, I'll hopefully pop in this weekend
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>>36082017
you summon us when the movie is half over?

When the fukkk did CHANG Thundercock become anything more than a meme?
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They're still online. About to go at it.
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>>36082240
Oh my god! They're going to do it! I don't believe it!
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>>36082014
The fuck is this guy? Stop posting literally whos.

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I should probably start with I've never been here before. Heard about it from other boards, and the concept of coming here to see what's going on, assuming everyone here is like wizardchan, kept me from here. But I kind of want to just let some things out, and right now here's a perfect place.

First of all I want to preface this tl;dr with the fact that I have this fancy shit called Adjustment Disorder. Full name of it on the psych paper is "Adjustment Disorder with Emotional Disturbances and Conduct." If it makes it simple, that means that under high stress, I flip the fuck out and can't control it. Think of it like being a berserker class in battle that has a chance to go on a fucking rampage and destroy everything...or curl up and cry, spiraling into a suicidal depression. For me most of the time it's the latter, as most of the time when I have outbursts, the small part of my brain that's still aware of what's going on knows it can't do what it wants in the restrictions it's under. Because of this I'm essentially stuck in limbo watching myself beat the shit out of someone, or point a knife at my own throat and try not to become an hero.

The other problem I have is the issue of people and groups. I have overwhelming urges to try to talk to people, or get to know them. Like reverse autism, I absolutely HAVE to associate myself with a group. Problem is, I shield my true intentions, feelings, and such, with pretty much shitposting. I make it so I can't be taken seriously, or even become an obnoxious fuckwit. This has gotten me alienated pretty much everywhere I go. Being here on 4chan helps a bit because I don't have to identify myself, and I can easily slip through cracks to get in conversations that I feel welcomed in, even if those conversations are heated. As for anything that forces identity, I have to hate my time I spent on 4chan as habits from here leak to other places I go, and I can't exactly change anything to fix it because of archives.

cont.
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D0n't forget to swing by >>>/adv/ as well!
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>>36082030 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2YbFfUpMc
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>>36081969
Because of this, I can't seem to normalize myself to integrate with normal people, and it's become a cycle of joining a group, shitposting, and being tossed out. I have done this with every. Fucking. Gathering.

Over the years I've adopted a mannerism in my personality, one I manipulated from when I was a kid being bullied and treated like trash. Essentially I keep myself as manic and dimwitted as possible to keep my true self from showing. This has kept me from anything harmful, like relationships, friends, and such. The only people who really know how I am are my family and very few close friends. Anyone else I see as throwaways that I will eventually isolate and push off the cliff. It's what I do, it's in my nature now. It's funny when I think about it too, because in school every time I fucking met the principal, it was always "Oh, you're a smart kid anon" blablabla. I used to think that, before I started deliberately fucking up my grades, because I knew they were liars. I knew the were padding me just so they can keep me from spiraling into a depression. It obviously didn't work.

What they weren't wrong about however, is I am I guess pretty smart, at least not academically. I can figure out people, and I can press into those habits, those personalities, and push buttons. It's a fine tuned form that I use for baits and trolling online, supplemented from my sponge like information gathering of many topics such as PSYOPS. It's the drive, the adrenaline that keeps me doing this, keeps me going. Keeps me fucking alive. My torment is my joy of other's torment. Their reactions are always priceless. Their responses, beautiful works of art. It's delusion that I am aware of but refuse to stop, because it's been my driving force, my reason for living, my actual fucking purpose I found, to cause chaos within the ranks of social groups, online and offline.

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>>36082030
I never went there. Should take a peek.

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>meet girl in first few weeks of semester
>6/10 but we're in computer science so it doesn't get better than that
>she asks for help on a homework assignment
>spend entire day helping her by messages
>"woe anon, thank you so much! Maybe next time you help me, I could go buy us some ice cream as a than-"
>"that wouldn't be necessary. I help for free!"
Why am I such a fuck up? Is there a way I can fix this tomorrow in class?
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>>36081961
How did you even find a single girl in computer science? They literally all have bfs.
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>>36081961
Nope your gonna die alone faggot
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>>36081961
Haha kekd so hard. Nice one rob

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