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neoconservatism is the answer 2017-04-07 05:59:30 Post No.36083280
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neoconservatism is the answer
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2017-04-07 05:59:30
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>2017
>not being a neoconservative
>being a naive isolationist
LOL
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>good goy carry out Israel's interests all over the globe!
America First fuckhead
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>>36083290
being an ally with Israel is in America's best interest
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I could get behind it if we were genuinely conquering these lands. I can't stand this phony-pseudo imperialism.
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Which would you ask out on a date?
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>>36083265
None they aren't that attractive and i don't their personalities.
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>>36083294
Really?
You don't find her appealing?
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>>36083313
The way she looks at you as she sucks you dick...
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>tfw no jealous sango gf
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>>36083235
I wonder if women act cute and nervous around Chad. Or if they get jealous when Chad talks to Stacy
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>>36083235
>>tfw no jealous sango gf
what anime is this anonymous?
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>>36083256
>I wonder if women act cute and nervous around Chad.
this happens.
>Or if they get jealous when Chad talks to Stacy
Only in the 90's.
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stop being unproductive
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I have a full time job and exercise 3+ times a week.
I fill the rest of the time with 4chan.
I just don't know what else to do or how to change the pattern.
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>>36083102
Stop being a murderer that lives in the woods with his autist wife off of inheritance money.
You think you're masculine. You're nothing. My grandma makes you look like a pussy bitch. Your life experiences are nothing.
Varg go to hell
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>>36083102
Is varg genuinely retarded or a level 999 troll ?
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"11 year old boy commits suicide after gf fakes her own death in online prank" . so yeah this bitch and her friends thought itd be funny to pull a prank on social media and fake her death for the lulz. and the 11 y old boyfriend ended up hanging himself. jesus christ i hate women
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>>36083090
who gives a fuck about 11-year-old chad
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>>36083090
source?
desupai senpai fampai
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>having a girlfriend at 11
I have nothing in common with this boy. I just can't relate. And so I can't feel sympathy.
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Fuck I fell for the relationship and love meme. The person I had most connected with and all that jazz just rejected me in the worst way.
>please can we have a comfy thread while I sob myself to sleep.
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Well, time too go home to mommy, OP
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Well, you tried. You'll always have that at least.
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>>36083075
Hey guys, check out the queer who thought he could be happy.
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Daily reminder that jaw surgery is literally the only thing you need to become Chad
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>>36083062
I had triple jaw surgery and I'm still ugly as fuck.
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>mfw I will never have $40k to spend on jaw surgery
>mfw even if I did I would still need a nose job and gyno removal
>mfw my hairline would still be receding
it's ok. I don't want to be chad anyway
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I have a shitty jaw but I'd feel like less of a man if I got any kind of plastic surgery, to the extent that the increased self-loathing would probably offset the increased attractiveness
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>tfw when only attracted to plus size girls but way to skinny
any skelly anon here ever dated a plump girl? how was it? did people close to you talk shit?
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>>36083015
I would do this bitch if she had a nice face.
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Anon if you are skelly go for it. Who is gonna talk shit? Oh man anon got with anona gross :(
Who fucking cares? If the woman you decide to go for is faithful and suites your famcy then you just outdid most people in life.
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>>36083015
i very rarely see fat or thick/curvy girls go out with skinny guys. one girl told me its because they feel insecure when their bf weighs much less than them or is just way skinnier than they are
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What is this shit, /r9k/?
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Attractive girl with no standards gets a crappy bf. Crappy bf exploits her for physical and financial gain. Attractive girl has no standards and goes with it. It happens. Have you seen most male pornstars? They're all ugly as hell.
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>>36083032
Pretty common actually.
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>>36083032
I'm feeling the complete opposite. Hot girl gets random fuck to camwhore cash. She's the best he ever had, but he's being used, so he's wondering wtf. She's had much better but random mfc betas don't wanna see Chad fucking some whore, they want a beta dude like that for the self insertion thing.
Does anyone else have occasional uncontrollable fits of rage of relatively minor things. Just now I got really mad at my little brother even though it was such a stupid thing to get so mad over, but I was so FUCKING ANGRY I had to punch my wall a bunch of times and then just fucking scream silently while squeezing every muscle in my body
Is this the fabled tard rage I've heard so much about
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>>36082976
I do. Apparently it is due to my autism though. I got a punching bag. It really helps because I imagine myself punching people I hate.
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>>36083040
I'm autismo and I just cry instead. I think getting angry is alpha af. Crying over dumb shit in public is the worsrt.
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>>36083079
I have both. Sometimes I'll get the urge to cry in the dumbest situation but I supress it always, but you can kinda tell in my voice that I'm about to cry or something retarded.
>>36083040
Too jewish to buy a punching bag, I just punch trees
Hey /r9k/. What's the most despicable human beings you had the misery to call your teachers? I'll go first.
>13 YO, 8th Grade
>February
>Teacher returns assignment on google classroom
>What The Fuck
>She leaves a message telling me I needed to "Make a profile picture with the tools I gave you"
>I did
>Really Fucking Confused
>Fast Forward a month
>Get An Idea
>Make a custom profile picture using a modified sprite.
>I know, bear with me, there's a reason why I did it.
>Turn it in.
>Teacher berates me for it.
>I fire back with this masterpiece:
Also, your email.
Came off as a bit... ah, how do I put it... Idiotic.
Because, "in a perfect world", I wouldn't need an IEP. Please note I have done my best to keep this conversation civil, but that does not change the fact that I want to slap you for being so insensitive. I mean, when the one kid in the class who actually does his work instead of playing Fifa mobile (cough cough, front row kids) actually goes beyond what was asked, I'd have expected an A+ for the assignment. But no, because when I checked back on the 15th, it was sent back. No notification, no email. Nothing. Just a failed assignment for no reason. And what was this "Reason"? "I wanted you to also make your own avatar." So I do that. Nope, returned. After that, you failed to respond and instead resorted to contacting my mother, who also agreed (Thanks to your email.) That you're p a t h e t i c. You narrowly avoided her response, but you now have mine. So in short, I'm glad to finally be out of this class at the end of the week for art. Maybe the teacher there will have some actual respect, and I won't be holed up with these pathetic excuses for human beings you call students.
>Wait two days
>Brought down to the office
>ohboyherewego.png
>"Anon, you aren't getting along with your technology teacher, are you?"
>"No."
>She hands me a printed version of our google classroom exchange.
>"Anon, congratulations. You've been kicked out of the class."
>mfw
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>>36082961
Google Classroom was released in 2014.
How old are you?
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Are you like 16 anon - that's a bad
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>>36083042
Underageb&, obviously. Read this greentext instead >>36082748
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I asked out a girl I work with a few weeks ago. She said no but we have to stay friends so work isnt weird.
We've been trying to keep it normal but recently we both started just avoiding eachother out of mutual cringe.
Do you guys think I should try to talk to her about it; just lay everything on the table? Would that help?
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>>36082932
No don't lay everything out on the table. Just play it cool dude. Smile when you see her. Say "Hello, Hows it going?" when you walk by. You don't actually stop and listen, you just listen for a "I'm doing good, and you?" then reply good as you are a few feet away and continue walking.
it's only awkward if you make it awkward. If she doesn't smile back or reply to your hello then she is being weird, not you.
But what she doesn't want is to talk about everything with you
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>>36082932
Did she say why she said no?
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>>36083159
>expecting any level of honesty from a girl
lol, almost rattled me
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>he's not balding in his very early 20s
what the FUCK is your excuse?
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>>36082900
Low testosterone I think
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I don't produce enough DHT to go bald or grow acceptable facial hair.
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>>36082900
Just get a DHT blocker. All it does it block the extra testosterone not being converted properly but keep your testosterone levels.
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>Couldn't even manage to get to my goal of 2200 calories today
I'm never gonna make it
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>18
>93 pounds
>been this exact weight since age 15
Thanks parents, I sure love your genes on digestion.
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>>36082895
>22
>112 pounds since age 15
>5'5
>babyface
looks like im /foreveraboy/!
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Chad Thundercock (ID: !ZAjQvDdhIs)
2017-04-07 05:27:42
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>>36082895
Nigger, just eat high calories/fat meals every day, especially before going to sleep. You would be a fat fuck in 3 years. Make sure you don't make too much physical activity. Or just start smoking a lot of weed at night, munchies will have you eating like a pig at 1:30 in the morning watching movies or your favorite TV show, fuckboii
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>"Abstinence is unreasonable, we shouldn't expect teenagers not to have sex"
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>tfw didn't think my class mates were having sex
>few years later find out I was practically the only one not getting sex
The things girls will tell you with a straight face, and expect not to be treated like a slut, are astounding
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We can expect you not to have sex
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>>36082745
I went to a private Christian school where only a handful of deliquent kids were having sex. It was a scandal when I spooted a used condom in the garbage bin. Only one pregnancy in the four years I was there.