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>have OCD
>hate people touching my toothbrush and toothpaste
>start brushing teeth in my room instead in the bathroom
>spit the paste into a bottle because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>one night start drinking it because I mistook it with water
>the taste doesn't disappear
Tell me something retarded you've done recently, I want to feel better.
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Man your fucking retarded. Go die
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>>36084128
Can't
I keep living to see the end of the world
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>>36084168
We had jars of paste instead of tubes
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Lets have a classics "Pictures that make you go 'hmmm...'" thread
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You could've at least started the thread with a good image, fag
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People like you make me sick, starting a Hmmm thread without posting any hmms of your own
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You're lucky that good people like me exist, anon
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Spicbots, my question today is:
Where's Katty?
I know there isn't much information about her yet, but she is probably our new fembot queen so bring all the info u have.If theres some spic fembot, please post aqui and let us know
>write only in english edition
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here's previous thread pic of Katty
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>>36084035
taco spic reporting in, what did i miss, venancio?
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>>36084202
u missed yesterday's thread: >>36063030
Anyone else's parents not tell them they were supposed to untwist their balls? My right one got so coiled up it was actually higher up than the other and ended up losing blood flow. I had to get it untwisted surgically.
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>>36084009
What do you mean you needed to have your parents tell you? Testicular torsion is supposed to be extremely painful and have all sorts of unpleasant symptoms.
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>>36084009
my balls never twisted in the first place so no, they didn't tell me
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>>36084089
It just kind of got achey over time and I thought it was just because I was a virgin until it got so bad I had to go to the hospital.
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>Tallfags can be robots too!
>Being a manlet isn't a disadvantage!
>I-I'm totally a robot, even though I'm a 6'2 Chad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE
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>tall is godly
no duh, girls want someone who will/can protect them. no tree stumps, no dwarves.
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Yes, and? It's a fact that being tall means you're more likely to be a virgin, and most virgin robots are tall.
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>>36084041
Watch the video, or is the air too thin up there for you to use your noggin?
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I've never used Uber and the like before. Gonna have to use it since I ain't getting excused from jury duty. Can you share your experiences with these sort of services? I'd like to sit in the back and not talk at all, but apparently that pisses some people off and compels them rate you as a shitty customer?
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>>36083929
Context of picture? Joe rogan
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>>36083978
Rogan is a sqatcher
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>>36083978
Fuck, I just keep laughing at the fucking picture. Jesus. Thanks OP
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Any plans for the weekend?REEEEfags need not apply
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We're gonna finish watching IT
Which means sex
>tfw robots will never know the feel of trying to finish a movie when you are having sex at least 2 times a film.
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My gf just left me. Going to drown my sorrows in alcohol and going to a brothel.
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>>36083916
>watch a movie while spooning
>want to stick it in her and just casually, super slowly fuck while still focusing on the movie
>bitch always turns around and wants to go faster
why are women such feebleminded creatures
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Here we go again, Asian robot thread. Lets discuss our asian problems here. Haven't made one in a week
Being a minority sucks.
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thanks to hollywood i already gave up to begin with cant beat them and women are too impressionable by media
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>>36083852
Asian r9k discord
https://discord.gg/QccVhcB
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>>36083861
Watch asian films. You might not live in an asian country but it can still affect you positively on a subconscious level because you're taking in the information regardless.
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One night when I was 13/14 my grandmother had come to visit us. She slept in my bed and I slept on the couch. At this point in my life, pretty much every night I would wait for everyone to go to sleep and then I would jack off. Even though I was on the couch, I still decided to do it. For some reason, in my horned-up state, I got really turned on by the idea of ejaculating on my grandmother's face. So, without really thinking, I went into my room and while she was still asleep I quietly jacked off next to her and then finished on her cheek/neck area.
After I finished I left as quickly and quietly as I could and went back to the lougeroom. I have no idea if she knows what I did. This happened a decade ago and I still hate myself every time I think about it. I don't know what I was thinking.
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>>36083832
Wow, Mike, I don't think there is any hope for you
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My grandmother is dead.
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>>36084117
Both of them I mean...pretty sure.
The one on my mother's side died when my mother was only eleven.
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Decarboxylation of tryptophan
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Do any of you know how to remove the carboxyl group of this protein using some sort of poor man's tek?
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>>36083820
That's an amino acid you nut.
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>>36083820
Firstly, its not a protein, its an amino acid. I can't remember organic reaction schemes very well but I'm pretty sure you can reduce it to a primary alcohol with some weird boron compound then im not sure what you'd do to get rid of the hydroxyl group. high school was so long ago I, can't remember.
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>>36083892
tfw you put the comma in the wrong place
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If singles, no WW3 in our life time.
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>>36083815
we did it!
dubs and it all ends now!
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if dubs we fuked mei8t
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>>36083815
If trips, WW3
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What cars do they make these days that are nice and small and claustrophobic like they used to be?
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>>36083805
>buying any car made after 2006
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>36083974
This, only normies drive new cars
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most normies don't buy compacts anymore, they buy bloated crossovers or 6000 pound trucks, so few modern cars are compact except from european manufacturers.
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>tfw boy makes fun of you for dressing as a girl and calls you a faggot but he'll stand up for you when others try to bully you
What does it mean?
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>>36083726
You've found your Guts, Griffith.
Never hurt him.
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He wants your boipucci so bad it hurts.
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It means you should suck my dick.
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How did you meet your last/previous GF.
Inspire us.
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In a mental hospital. We were both wearing scrubs because suicide is bad, okay? Well she told me that she was a champ at making guys cum so I dared her to give me a foot job under the table (she was wearing hospital booties).
Long story short, I came; I fell in love; and we dated for 6 months
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I have had 4 long term gfs, in chronological order:
1. became a regular at a meetup.com event she ran
2. introduced through a mutual friend who threw a lot of house parties, we went home together after the 5th or 6th time meeting at one of these parties and just kept dating
3. okcupid
4. tinder (surprisingly this was the longest lasting and best relationship)
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>>36083676
>Met first one online
>Second at a dubstep show
>Third in class
>Fourth at work.
Dating is gay. Fuck buddies are what's up.
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I've been talking to a girl from high school and we've been hitting it off. I thought this was my chance out of the robot life but we were talking and she said something funny and i dropped an " I love you" like you would to a friend and she got weirded all the fuck out. HOW DO I RECOVER FROM THIS
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i wouldnt say i love you to a friend.
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>>36083725
you never just tell a friend i love you man? or they do something cool for you, you never tell them " i fucking love you dude"
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>>36083741
i thought those exists only in on television. not ammerican so i wouldnt rly know