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>tfw didn't die in sleep
improved position edition

>take today off wageslaving to have a long weekend for hearthstone
>Internet is fucked
>guy is coming out to fix it on Monday

I cannot be allowed even the smallest of joys

>>36084391

Britfeel on the Jeremy kyle show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84By07VKfxg

>>36084383
Racism aside he's a decent looking fella but his choice in hairstyle and ornaments like the gold teeth and earrings make him a classless fuckboi.

>>36084383
If he just shaves and lift he'll be a 9/10 at least brah ;)

90s/10

>>36084377
ah fuck, i remember invader zim... good times

Yeah, well, I grew up.

not many of us keep our first waifu, op. i commend you.

So I take it you are the son of a single mother?

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>>36084398
Yes. It is hell anon, if you don't experience it I wish you never have to. Of course it isn't the same for every single mom family, there are exceptions to everything, but through personal experience and other people sharing their stories there seems to be a wider trend here.

>>36084450

So, what was your experience like? Did you ever get to meet your dad at least?

>>36084372
>black and 6 incher

just go and fuck a whore

Maybe you shouldn't say you hate all asian chicks for dating white guys, then maybe you'll get a gf. Every asian thread half of the asian guys are extremely butthurt and claim they only fuck white girls now and yet still cry about being virgins outside of racebait threads.

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Kek, i never wanted kids, then I found out I got my dad's genetic disease. Now I have an actual reason to not have kids........ yay.......

>I go to bed at night, and I feel myself desiring children.

I hope you enjoy jail anon-kyun

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>>36084380
Huh, that's funny

How did you do that while having a vag?

>>36084297
With time and patience, friend

nice. what kind of meat OP?

>>36084285
Why are people born into wealth so fucking dumb? Invest that shit into some stuff that will give you money. That doesn't include fucking your dad for your blow allowance.

What compelled you to masturbate to futa and yaoi manga?

>>36084301
People born into wealth don't have to try at anything. They already won life at day one.

>data entry
Do burger flipping. It's honestly better than data entry.
Unless you're that guy from that other thread with the bad back.

I'm from Australia but as I understand it, this is really often about just luck or finding the right job. Some data entry roles are just about exploiting the hell out of you. Some are just demanding. Others are sometimes like your pic related.

I remember seeing a poster from Australia back in 2012 or so talking about how he got a government job but literally didn't even know what he was supposed to do, that he just spend his time online all day or messing around.

I was in that thread :D

It's just m*g* delta y.

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>>36084247
i don't speak moon runes

>>36084216
>pertains to physical objects and phenomena
>math
Applied faggots get out reee

>>36084206
I love this meme because it's much fresher than the BBC

Weeb girl gets asian bf. Good for her. I'll find someone for me someday......

>>36084215
>How to trigger white betas ranked in effectiveness
bmwf < amwf < bmaf

never seen one
they always make it look like they are in big pain
dunno why

No but there's plenty of porn of them pretending to enjoy sex. It's just that their culture's notion of female enjoyment of sex sounds a lot like the women in Nanking in 1937 must have. Weird coincidence.

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Is it a problem if I'm too autistic to tell whether they're actually enjoying it or not?

>>36084181
Because playing cards gets boring after a while

All the games in your image are lame. Try some good ones like Powergrid, or Settlers, or Pandemic. Or Twilight Imperium if you're ready for a full day of beardy shit.

>>36084205
perhaps stop playing games to disguise how uninteresting and boring you are

there are 14000 games on steam

please be more specific

>>36084140
If it is a good game in your eyes I will look at it, simple as that.

Team Fortress 2. Buy lots of keys/crates for some unusual hats.

Oh, it's a rice ball.

I at first thought she was biting the head off a live turtle.

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Ai Shinozaki I love this chick.

>>36084120
She's not that cute, she's the average asian girl. A lot of asian chicks are cuter in cali, you'd see them daily if you go to a UC.