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>>36096168
>tfw you will never be in a young gay relationship with your cute gay bf discovering your sexuality together
feels bad bro, I missed out in middle/high school

>>36096168
They're not lesbian though. They are stacies doing that for Chad.

>>36096168
I had a female friend who had her first lesbian sexual experience during summer

I asked her about it but she didn't want to go into detail because she was embarrassed

At the end she told me she disliked it but whatever she did during those days it clearly influenced her

>>36096148
>Is suicide regarded worse than murder?
no

No, suicide is encouraged.

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>mfw someone posts a picture of your boy RTC on /r9k/

>>36096131
>she returned
>we drink and talk
>I am cursing myself now but I have a really low self confidence so I asked her if I was dancing good and did she enjoy it
>she said it was good, and she wants to go again
>it was a slower song
>it was like being in heaven, like in the movies
>I hold her close to me, I was never so close with a female outside of my family
>after a while we got back to our table
>we were talking about stuff, work, about the bar, people in there everything
>then she told me she feels tired and we should leave
>I said ok of course
>I know it is very lame but I told her it is very late and I would like to accompany her to her place if she is okay with that
>she said "okay" and she giggled
>she grabbed my hand we went to her place holding our hands
>with this I was so nervous I didn't know what to do in the situation so there was a 2-3 minute akward silence
>then she started to talk about things and I maanged to ease up and talk about other things
>when we got to her place we looked at each other and she told me she enjoyed the night very much, and she would like to meet with me again
>"me too"
>we said hello and she entered her place

You have to help me guys.
Was this ok or bad?
It is not friendzone right?
What should I do in the next days?
Should I write her on facebook? If so what about?

I am very autistic please help.

>>36096332
It sounds like it went very well. Do you have discord? I'd like updates in the future.

>>36096131
>>I replied what a faggot that person is and I hate him too
You fucked up here...
>>I am good at dancing but I was so nervous, and noone was dancing on the dance floor at the momment
>>but I decided to man the fuck up when she said she love this song
>>"do you want to dance?"
>>she looked very suprised, and said yes
...but saved it here.
>>she told me that she needs to go to the toilet and she was there for 10 minutes (is this bad or is this normal? I was very nervous that she went there so long because she was bored.)
This is a good sign. She was checking all her shit to make sure she looked top notch.
But then...
>>when we got to her place we looked at each other and she told me she enjoyed the night very much, and she would like to meet with me again
>>"me too"
>>we said hello and she entered her place
You messed up a little by not going for a kiss. I mean after all you held hands, slow danced. She was expecting a kiss. You have a chance to redeem yourself on the next date. But if you don't kiss her next time, she might lose interest depending on how shallow she is.

>>36096099
Having to include an original message with your reaction image sort of ruins the impact.

we may be autistic but we are not retarded

Feel guy and pepe are reaction images and they are used in a soft 40% of all posts made on r9k

>drawings
f

>>36096094
Stop watching porn. Read.

>>36096094
is it recent acquisition? try to go month with no porn at all

but if you always footlust as you can remember you will have to do a audit of your subconscious good luck with that

>>36096058
Nope. A bunch of heathen superstitions as real as Kali, God or Thunor

>>36096091
Well you obviously know a lot about religion, you're probably right.

>>36096058
Yes.


exetremely original answer

>>36096055
This is not meme.
But everybody thinks this is a meme.

This is why normalfaggots act like robots, because they think this is a meme.

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>>36096055
origanu newfag

>>36096105
i have never seen a more accurate description of myself than the 2nd pic wtf

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>>36096037
because most of them are fucking ugly men

>>36096037
Because I'm not that degenerate numbnuts.

>>36096037
I think you misphrased it I think you meant "Why don't you love kid traps?"

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>>36095973
Template

Not oreganon and spaghee-tee-oo reee

>>36095973
Your music taste is garbage. Your tastes are p ok, but kind of crowdpleaserish.

>>36095973
Pretty sure Global Rule 3 is still enforced on this board.

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I do not remember what stuff feels like. I don't remember what food tastes like. There was some juice... drink... thing that I'd drink everyday for years because I really liked the taste apparently. I apparently consumed several thousands of bottles over a period of a few years. There is no memory of the taste, just the knowledge that my past self must have liked it. I recall wondering what "addiction" was, I only recently realized other people can visualize and feel things from the past. I understand how other people form habits now. I have to actively remind myself to do things I know I liked in the past. It's extremely easy for me to forget why I like the things I like.

I know I haven't hugged anyone in several years. I think it's been about three years now. I don't remember what a hug feels like. Nor do I feel the need to hug someone. I understand the concept of a hug, it's an expression of affection. But that's all it is to me, just a definition in a dictionary. I have no memories to attach the definition to. I have the knowledge I've hugged people before, but I don't remember my motivation for doing so.

It feels like I should know more things about myself, but I'm afraid there is nothing to be known.
In the process of writing this, I forgot what my motivation for doing so was.

cool superpower bro but that's another thread

>tfw OP won't reply to this thread because he'll forget about it.

>>36095943

If that's a girl it probably took him 2 hours to take that photograph

>>36096013

>girl
>him

i hate you faggots so god damn much

we still all saved the image though, right guys?

>>36095935
No, I haven't. I thought she was supposed to knock on my door first. Might try that one soon!

How have your weeks (without Misaki) been guys?

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>>36095935
s-stutter t-typing i-is c-c-CUTE!!!

>>36095935
Glad to see this thread up yet another week.

>>36095909
>wahhh I have friends wahhhhhhhhhhh

you're boring them.

Why are they snapping you these pics?

Why do you call them friends?

yes i have these from time to time. it usually is me in some public place, often times being back in high school/college, and im jacking off and am pretty sure no one's noticing, but then at a certain point i realize everyone was noticing all along. then i wake up.

>it is another school dream about your old friends

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>dream that I'm in a group of new people
>I start talking to them and actually feel comfortable doing it
>we get along
>feels like I've finally made some friends
>talk, socialize, hang out
>we're driving around in a car before I go home and I realize I never asked any of them for a phone number or any way to contact them
>"sorry anon, we're not going to hang out again after this."
>"after what?"
>wake up
I have literally never felt as bad as I did after waking up from that dream.

>>36095819
>people actually voting no

Just fuck off and fuck some girls.

>>36095819
here's a bump
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>>36095819
>5 voted no
FUCKING NORMIES!!!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!