I touched a girls butthole
>>36097573
Mind greentexting it?
>>36097573
Seeing a girl's asshole means you're about to have sex.
>>36097573
What'd you're mom say when you did that???
I think it's time to clean my kitchen. bored, might post more pictures.
FRIDGEBRO RETURNS?
>>36097547
How do you fucks let it get that bad?
Fucking gross
Keep us posted
Don't forget the drawers
Does sissy hypnosis really work? I started watching it a few years ago cause of my height insecurity but now I'm starting to feel an honest attraction to men.
It works if you're so mentally weak that you let pornography tell you what to make of your life. Can't understand why people watch that shit and let it influence their lives rather than just have a nice hard cum and be on their way.
You're probably already gay or bi if you're looking at it.
>>36097569
I don't feel a romantic connection to guys, but the thought of having a mouthful of cum excites me for some reason
What I've noticed is that girls who are attractive and mentally maladjusted are always attwhores. Even though she has no intention of being attwhore, she seems attwhore. Which is not a real disease.
Now the man who is mentally maladjusted is autistic or really sick.
If I were a girl, having serious problems of social interaction, I would be an attwhore. Now as I am a man I am really sick.
>>36097465
Example below. If it were a man, or me, I would be mentally ill. But it's a girl, so she's cute or attwhore.
https://youtu.be/v_ECrI4I7xw
>>36097465
>>36097526
women get attention for their bodies, a women's value is directly linked to her body and how hot it is. It sucks to be a man I know, I wish I had an easier life like that too.
Men who are mentally maladjusted but attractive are also attention whores though.
they post on /fit/ often.
alright normies, how do i actually get a gf?
pls no dumb shit like "lose weight" or "go outside" or "join a book club" this isnt reddit and you arent funny
>>36097389
>implying there is a magical way
>>36097389
>no dumb shit like "lose weight" or "go outside" or "join a book club"
Well that rules out healthy, pretty, and caring qts
Your only hope is to be funny or smart, but you're on /r9k/ so that's probably not likely.
I got nuttin, good luck
>>36097389
>lift
>read
>meditate
>keto diet
>find hobby
>inb4 pseudo-chad
>girlfriend is going on a missionary trip to Africa again
>>36097385
>implying you're not just some bored neckbeard and thought this would be a funny idea for a thread
>>36097385
>again
topkek.
She couldn't get pregnant the first time?
>>36097385
She's going to be in missionary alright.
>tfw fiancee has no friends
>want to do shrooms with my best bro
>can't do it without making her feel excluded
>don't want to do it with her cause she has anxiety issues and it'll exacerbate her problems
>want to go on a trip with coworker
>fiancee has never left florida and I can't go without making her feel bad
>want to fuck other women
>sex went from something I longed for after 22 years of virginity to a literal chore
>can't fuck other girls cause we're set to get married
don't fall for the gf meme
it's not worth it
And then anon let his girl do mushrooms and she fucked his best bro
>>36097372
West Palm Beach reporting in.
What part of the penis shaped state do you reside in, op?
If you're not happy with her break up, don't marry her wtf. Save both of you the strife later on.
Why haven't you joined Antifa yet /r9k/?
>tfw no antifa gf to bash the fash with
>>36097360
>FNCZKS
what did she mean by this?
>>36097360
what the fuck is antifa? fuck off back to tumblr you stupid faggot
>www.true-rebel-store.com
>Today was a red letter day for J4MB. Our protest led to the closure of an MGM clinic -- we hadn't warned the clinic in advance of our plans -- a few minutes after our arrival. In the coming days we'll be posting video footage of the event. Suffice to say, at this stage, that we created quite an impact.
>A number of anti-MGM protesters, including three estimable young ladies, protested outside the Thornhill Clinic in Luton, and by the nearby main road, a major thoroughfare. We handed out a large number of leaflets to passers-by -- the two leaflet sides are here and here -- and engaged in many constructive discussions, informing the local populace about the illegality of MGM. Very few people displayed even the slightest hostility towards us.
>We're looking forward to protesting frequently outside the Thornhill Clinic this year.
https://j4mb.org.uk/2017/04/06/our-protest-lrd-to-the-closure-of-the-thornhill-clinic-an-mgm-clinic-in-luton-this-afternoon/
There is no excuse for genital abuse.
This is big news desu.
>>36097355
>including three estimable young ladies,
They found a nice, niche little enclave for their "I'm not like other wimmin" shenanigans.
So this girl that will be my official gf for a month already tomorrow asked me if I want to stay over tomorrow after we grab dinner.
And last week when we googled on her phone what the weather will be like this weekend I saw that the last thing she searched for was bra and today in the movie theatre she took the pill it seems which she never did before.
Am I wrong or does she want the dick tomorrow?
pls help fellow robots
>>36097342
So, you're 12 then. Ok, googling bra probably means she needs a bra. Also, birth control doesn't work like that faggot. She's got to be on it for quite a while before it's effective. She could have been taking anything, aspirin, breath mint, antacid. You seem like a virgin faggot. If she does want to fuck do her a favor and give her my name and number. I'll give her a proper dicming she'll actually enjoy.
>Giveherthedick.exe
Just make a move you cunt
>>36097425
It wasn't the first pill it seems she has been taking it for about a week now. Today was the first time I saw her this week and I never saw her taking the pill in the other 3 weeks we have been together.
>>36097466
But how
WW3 about to happen and you're going to die virgins
how do you feel ?
good since normie will bite the dust too
not even a global thermonuclear war could kill me
>>36097349
You think i'm gonna die? Fuck you
>Can't shake the feeling that it's possible to happy in the horrible world around me
>Can't shake the feeling that it's up to me to alter myself to accommodate this reality
Does anyone else feel the same way?
I love the way I am, and I feel it's tragic that I must change.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I don't believe it's a matter of intelligence that I've never had one. It's due to a sick personality.
I've no connection to this world outside of my computer monitor. Does anyone know how to change that?
>>36097229
For a stint of time, I blamed all of my personal failures on self-diagnosed Aspergers.
I then started to investigate what it means to be an INFP, and I realized that I hit all of those marks, and I likely don't have any form of autism.
Even if I do, there's no justification for not trying to work around it.
I know what you mean OP, it's like if I do all that stuff and become some kind of uber Chad am I even me anymore?
I like myself the way I am but I want other people to like me too. Is it so wrong to have such a strong sense of self that you don't want to assassinate it in the pursuit of being "a better person"?
>>36097229
I numb myself with THC concentrates every night when my brain activity spikes.
who here /sodaaddict/?
>inhale pic related like it's air
>worry about the next time i'll get another when on my last
>somehow haven't gotten kidney stones
>chug bottles of water to quench my thirst but it doesn't work
>soda addict
>try drinking water
>mouth ends ups dry
>never dries when drinking soda.
my body loves to hate me.
>>36097295
This is a familiar feel
Why does it happen
>>36097380
You're addicted. Force yourself to go water only for a week.
Why don't robots just marry poor hot latinas? I swear everytime I go to the ghetto, I always see tons of qt latinas. But just remember they are poor so you'll have to work for the family
because they dont exist in england
we just have poor muslims
>>36097181
I live in a rural part of Canada where everyone is white and old.
I want my children to be white.
>Anon we were just looking at your "personal interests" on your resume, and we were wondering if- *giggle*, if you're still a virgin?
>talking to women IRL
eww no
>Letting a woman interview you for a job ever.
>>36097137
WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT NON-NORMIE INTERESTS ON YOUR RESUME?