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post your favorite image that requires context
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Hint: it's not ppp
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>>36101066
cutfags, everyone
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really makes you question the meaning of life...

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Wizards of /r9k/ I summon your council. How long until I turn gay from never being with a woman?
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you should notice, upon acquiring wizardhood, that you may be whichever that you will
a wizard is cunning and powerful indeed
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should I put on EYES WIDE SHUT or AMADEUS.. I need to get some serious work done and I have been fucking around for far too long..
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>>36100985
Cunning and powerful you say? Is it a normie plot to trick me into losing my potential magic powers by taking away the magic of my semen energy?

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>"Hey Anon I've been hearing some rumors lately that you've been calling me a "filthy nigger" i-is this true?"
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no I called you a stuttering nigger, you filthy nigger
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Please, please I beg you please stop having sex with my women. Please sorry. Please
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>>36100855
yeah, go back to Africa you illiterate nappy haired prick

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Why haven't you converted to Islam yet robots? It's not too late to save yourself.
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>>36100832
Preach outside of this board sandnigger !
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>prosperety
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>>36100832
Inshallah, Islam is the future

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french is my favorite language already
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>>36100808
Sorry but that accent on the "e" makes it so it's pronounced differently, sort of like "maim"

t. Francophone plurilingue
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>>36100808
>>36101084


oh and "pain" has pretty much a silent "n"
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lmao meme pain

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>be NEET
>best and only friend within 200 miles invites me to a school (uni) drama event he's a part of
>decide to go
>have all these fantasies beforehand about going there and meeting new people and being more outgoing
>go there and see my friend
>he introduces me to three people
>"uhhh... Hi I'm anon. Nice to meet you" X 3
>sit down and watch performance
>laugh a bit
>afterwards I find my friend
>"thanks for coming anon"
>he's then mobbed by 3-7 normans who instantly divide his attention
>manage to get his notice long enough to tell him I enjoyed the performance and I'm headed out
>smile and walk away
>go to my car and start crying
>go home and keep crying
>consider suicide
Why do I even leave the house anymore. I always just come back feeling like shit
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>>36100761

You're autistic and think you live in a TV show.

You went to watch your friend do a show, what were you expecting? Did you think you'd go there and then after the show some university dude would appear and go "Yo, Tyler's having a huge house party! We should go there now, bring your friend too!"? Then some hot girl would be there too and she'd be all shy and like "H-Hey are you anon's friend? Are you coming to the party?". Then you'd go there and it'd be like this literal movie tier party with all the cliches going on like drunk girls everywhere and some dude's playing party games, and you'd just meld into this whole spectacle and everyone would just inexplicably love you? Then you'd see the cute girl from before and she'd look all startled and shit and you'd talk to her a few times that night, she'd obviously be dtf but you wouldn't have the balls to try anything, so you'd eventually just leave the party high on the fact a cute girl wanted to fuck you and you take her number and promise to call her. Then from this point on you'd be invited down to cool student parties and be that one guy everyone loves to see show up?

Is that what you thought OP? What were you actually expecting? You didn't even go to a social event
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Nobody willing to feel with me? Come on guys, I need some comfort
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>>36100934
No, I just didn't expect or want to be the eighth wheel. I suppose I wasn't expecting much on the social front, but it kind of hurts to see your only friend surrounded by a dozen of his.

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>hear about r9k
>start exploring
>most threads consist of self-loathing, depression, and NEETness
>a few have positive/neutral subjects but the atmosphere is psychotic
good christ you people, it took less than an hour of reading these threads to bring back thoughts of my depression and anxiety. reminds me how awful it used to be for me.
how do you all stand it?
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>it took less than an hour of reading these threads to bring back thoughts of my depression and anxiety

meme depression and meme anxiety bought on meme ptsd
you must be a woman
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I remember when this place was full of original content, waaaay back when it was brand new

then people started getting depressed about their dick size, how short they were and it really really degraded since then
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>>36100753
misery loves le company or something like that

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To all the NEETs on this board, who the fuck is providing for you? How do you manage to do nothing all day but browse vidya and anime?
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my dead grandparents and mother, and my living father
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>>36100704
my neighbor, his name is raymond, he is very nice, he takes care of me when I am ill
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the gubbermint

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>live in Toronto
>studied hard in university and had no social life
>never had a gf
>never had sex
>hell never truly experienced falling in love
>empty life
>found good banking job
>my one chance to redeem what's left of my pathetic existence by moving out and becoming an independent man
>shattered as I cannot afford a single fucking thing in this retarded city even with my supposedly amazing (45k CAD) salary

What is the point of going on? I suffered all my life just so I could work all day and come home to my mom's basement and take endless amounts of shit that my parents dump on me. I am a literal slave that will die alone even after "doing everything right".
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I live in Toronto though I wasn't raised here. Moved here a little over a year ago. It was cool seeing all the stuff to do and the whole 'something happening every day of the week factor,' but eventually I just got used to it and the novelty wore off. I'm thinking about just moving somewhere affordable. Actually I probably won't, but all the shit here doesn't really impress me like it used to.

I also find people in Toronto kinda distant and hard to get to know, like they have a 'wall' around them.
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>>36100672
nice blog captain faggot
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>>36100672
Get out of the cities, they'll hellholes and they're not for you.

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anyone here tired of reality. not even stupid human shit like friendship, houses, mental illnesses. But the sheer absurdity f the narrative of a bunch of human beings.
sometimes I just wanna go crazy and let all of my inhibitions go. No, I won't kill people. I'll just do whatever the fuck I want. Kick people in the nuts, jump from place to place. Fly.
I won't even retaliate against normies, I'll just wander meaninglessly with no regards for stupid concepts liked pain future past history.
I wanna stop believing in stupid ass consensus reality. what's up with all these pretenses.

can some of you guys do this? Just drop all pretenses, move wherever, fuck everything, fuck reality, fuck hunger, fuck pain.

I guess there's only two options: fuck all inhibitions or suicide. either way it kills you conceptually anyway.
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I feel you. In reality, humans are just like animals. We follow the leader and act like idiots. We do things because they're trends and we want to fit in. Even chad does what he wants because he wants to fit in. Even that rusty old politican and that scary soldier, they do what they do because they ready a book or were told what to do or they just want to fit in.
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>>36100733
I guess schizophrenics, autistics, psychopaths, mentally ill in general are the most free because their brains decided to fuck being a human being.
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Until Chad grabs your throat and collapses your windpipe for acting a fool around him

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I know it's easy to get a dick, but does the idea that it's easier for women to get LTRs really make sense? If you consider the disproportionate number of gay males and undateable men?

Is it just that they have it easier by not being expected to initiate things?

It seems to me that anyone who isn't a total shitter, and does more than nothing to get a gf, can have one. Am I wrong here?
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>>36100662
That girl is boyish as fuck
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>>36100714
That's why I saved it :3
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>>36100662
>Is it just that they have it easier by not being expected to initiate things?

pretty much, girls will stay in relationships until they have another one lined up. usually have options, orbiters etc.
i feel like men are usually expected to do more for a relationship, i.e prove your "worth" to the girl. women can pretty much do nothing, have no hobbies or interests, or even no job/car/money and still expect dudes to entertain and take care of them and if hes not she will just move to someone more desperate who will

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Post what highschool you attended, I strongly suspect there'll be other robots from pic-related
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Cypress Springs HS
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>>3610065
CHS
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>>36100637
Grammar is and will always be an Autistic stronghold, that's just the way it is.

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what's your favorite rhythm game, /r9k/?
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originally osu
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>>36100583

Back in the mid 2000s I used to be decent at DDR. There's a barcade downtown that has a machine and I'll go down every once in a while to play a few songs.
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>>36100583
fap hero

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How about an original you love you lose thread?

Also a oneitis/former oneitis thread? Tell us about yours even if you dont want to share a pic.
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>>36100556
>ywn be a female posted in a thread like this
There isn't a worse feel
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>>36100657
Post yourself and find out
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Suiciding

I just love the combo of girls and blood

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alright

dubs decides go
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ew no lol
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>>36100545

Tell em to fuck off and eat shit in a hole.
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>>36100545
Im gaaay for gays

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