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R8 my Aldi's haul

Yes that's their version of the Doritos Cool Ranch
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>>39260834
>R8 my Aldi's haul
2/10.
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>>39260834
>beer brats
you're cooking those in beer right?
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scurvy/10

Who else is only staying alive to see what cool future stuff happens? I just want to live in a cyberpunk world chummers ._.
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>>39260817
Well you have mass survellance, killer drones, corrupt propaganda tier media, corporations chipping their workers, cyberwarface between nations, even giant billboards being hacked by deplorables filling it with their own propaganda. Cyberpunk is losing its cool because it's slowly becoming familiar.
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China is a cyberpunk dystopia right now.
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>>39260817
>cyberpunk = sky is always nighttime
never gonna happen buddy
what this guy said tho >>39260928
its alrdy "here"

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>female cops
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
*inahle*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0kdgcMRcX8
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top fucking lel. The power of equality. Now imagine you're at war and you need to rely on these people to save your life.
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>>39260752
That first clip was definitely the most infuriating. Dude didn't have to die at all if it weren't for the female cop having absolutely no presence of authority that let her get taken advantage of. Being in the presence of a cop is a very psychological thing and female cops don't have the ability to be 100% in charge due to their physical weakness.
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>>39260951
>grab gun of female cop
>didnt have to die
are you retarded?

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Anyone else here extremely cool?
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>>39260619
Aye aye robro
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>>39260619
im a creator and a trendsetter but i currently work a shitty job and talk to nobody so instead if being cool im cold
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I know cool people. Does that help?

Here's one cool person I know

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>wake up
>come on r9k
>everyday I see the same sissy boys ERPing with anime pics and stupid stutter talk
>call them out and tell them to stop it
>get bombarded with stupid comments about being "jealous" or secretly wanting to fuck on

Delet this fucking board now! Wish I could beat every single one of your heads into mush!
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You'll come around eventually OP, stop being so tsundere
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>>39260604
>Wish I could beat every single one of your heads into mush!
I only want to beat one of your heads to mush <3
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>>39260604
>Delet this fucking board now! Wish I could beat every single one of your heads into mush!
you won't do shit you weak flabby faggot

post your address and FIGHT ME

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Is it actually possible to do anything when you're in your 20's with no experience and no qualifications that isn't working at mcdonalds? I don't really need money but it's more just a curiosity thing, I've never worked a real job and I have no qualifications but if I did want to partake in something it would have to be something that has future prospects, I would never work for min wage at some shitty fast food chain or retail store.

Has anyone do it? Feel free to share stories if so.
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gb2 school before its too late you mong
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Shit, yes. Don't let your age limit you

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mayakachroolevine/2016/11/14/how-this-28-year-old-retired-in-nyc-with-a-net-worth-of-more-than-2-million/#382ed3655aae

http://affordanything.com/2013/11/12/broke-4600-per-month-passive-income-age-28/

There are so many stories like this, but you have to use your time to take some big chances.
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>>39261000
I can't go back to school in a literal sense, I'm too old, I can get an equivalent probably.

>>39261035
Big chances on what though, like I don't even know where to start. The biggest chances I take is whether to gamble or not on a fart.

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>be very young, like 7 or 8
>neighborhood aunty has come with her kid to hang out with my mom
>moms are busy, I play with the kids
>he brags about something
>I in return brag about something too
>dad hears me and screams at me later for bragging
>"Anon don't brag about things, it's a bad and useless thing to do. Instead of bragging you should silently work hard, that's better"
>continued frowning at me all my life whenever I boasted about my little achievements
>it's ingrained into my mind that bragging and boasting are bad things and should not be done

>ff now
>23 now, college grad
>don't like dealing with people but parents pressurize me to get a job
>job is nice, can be interesting too
>be underappreciated as fuck at job, boss wonders if I work at all
>actually work hard and manage parts of my co-workers jobs too
>this fucking slacker Chad is considered to be the best and most productive employee because he boasts all the time about shit he does
>mfw I do much more than him but nobody cares because I don't highlight it in neon

Holy shit dad that was some grade A nuclear bad advice you gave me.
What bad advice for your parents gave you?
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>>39260449
"Dont brag" is actually good advice. Nobody likes listening to some prick talking about how great they are. That dude at your work is probably just charismatic.
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>>39260605
>"Dont brag" is actually good advice. Nobody likes listening to some prick talking about how great they are.
Being liked is not the pinnacle of all priorities.
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Great lesson for a kid
>SON JUST BE A HUMBLE BETA
>WTF WHY IS MY KID SUCH A LOSER

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should i cut my hair or let it grow

it looks like shit now 2bh but if I let it grow out maybe it could look really cute or something idk

I feel like this whole hair situation is just a disaster
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>>39260440
You should just cut your life into pieces
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If you don't have anywhere to go, then go for it. Even if you do, you could probably wear a cap to hide your messy hair.
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>>39260463
>You should just cut your life into pieces
This wasn't a helpful response

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opinions on my practice gf? shes fat and boring but atleast i get to fuck her once in a while
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maybe it's time to kill yourself
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>>39260419
Boy the grizzly bear fembots sure get in these threads fast nowadays
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>>39260403
She looks fine to me. Judging by that pic alone, I'd fuck her.

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What do I even put in my resume if I only had one job as a cashier and a highschool education? I'm not really interesting. I don't have cool hobbies. I don't have any skills other than using a cashier.
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Put an objective and your hobbies.
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you're probably doing lots of shit with your computer. everyday pc stuff sounds like great magic for stupid faggots reading resumes
.you can basically write every computer program you've ever used in a resume.
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>>39260337
just make up some shit like knowledge about microsoft word & co.

explain possible gaps with travelling or low end jobs that nobody asks more about

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lads, i think i might be on the spectrum

>impossible to make eye contact
>0 social skills
>can't read body language
>flap hands/hit head when i get overwhelmed
>have few interests but obsessive about the few interests i do have
>echolalia
>NEET

is there any point in getting diagnosed when you're 20+ though? at this point would it really benefit me or should i just keep ignoring it. any diagnosed ASD did it improve your life at all?
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>>39260310
Don't worry, OP.

Everyone is technically on the spectrum.

Be whatever gender you like.
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>is there any point in getting diagnosed when you're 20+ though?

If you want a permanent chip on your shoulder in exchange for neetbux, sure.
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>>39260364
Holy mother of >>>/s4s/ !

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How do I stop being so nervous going to a min wage job lads?
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>>39260270
stop fapping every day
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>>39260270
you will get used to it eventually
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Get your autism diagnosis lmao how are you nervous for some cashier job

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>is that you anon? haha its been a long time, come hitch a ride with us, we were planning going to staceys party. you remember stacey right? you had a crush on her in highschool. haha dont be so embarassed man, we'll back you up
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shes the one who should be embarrassed, she had sex with more than 2 men, no thanks buds
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n-no thanks, i'm on my way to w-work
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>>39260230
For sure, but I think I'll take my 96 miata :^) you can keep your ameritrash to yourself tyvm

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Stuck in an endless cycle of:
>fall asleep really late because
>fall asleep during the day because
>fall asleep really late because
>fall asleep during the day

I don't know how to stop this... Im always extremely tired at school, and i'm unable to stay awake during the whole day cus im so tired
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Set yourself a daily schedule for doing everything. Sleep at 9, no excuses. Get into that habit. Eat better and on time as well. Don't eat after 6.
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Don't sleep at any other time. Force yourself to stay awake till 9pm
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If something forces you to stay up later, just the next day get back into schedule.

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Fastest way to kill myself? I am tired of living like a fucking incel elephant man, even if get rich i'll get cheated on with a poor CHAD
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>>39259848
Please answer me i am not memeing here
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IV 100mg's of fentanyl
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>>39259925
Where do i get that?

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