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>when aunt tells me raw onion is gross

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>when grandpa tells me chefboyardee out of the can cold is gross

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>when grandad tells me we're out of chocolate milk

stuffy

/thread

/sage

>>36106705
is that our lord and savior Charles II

>>36106760
yes; i bet he had a stuffy nose in that painting

stop roleplaying you mentally ill degenerate

Us women outnumber eligible bachelors of the lowest standard, and it's so easy to become one of those, so why don't these dumb boys do that and ask us out instead of whining about hypothetical rejection all day?

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>>36106718
Stop getting so angry.

Why are men so angry all the time

>>36106694
I stop caring about my teeth a long time ago, yesterday I brushed them and the sink was brown and full of blood, i repeated the proccess two times and they were white as a pearl.

You look like a guy who could beat me in dota.

>>36106694
Pls be my tired bf who I help gain zest for life

>>36106694
Damn OP you're so tired you can barely keep your eyes open.

They love me more than you ever will.

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>>36106707
Nice what's a fucking roasties rebuttal gonna be?

>>36106672
But I fap to anime ara-ara, bitch.

>>36106668
This is indeed what happens, at least according to Buddhism. Luckily, even your "life" in hell doesn't last forever (just a ridiculously long time) and then you're reborn elsewhere

Any afterlife is better than no afterlife I suppose.

Then you fucked up.

Original smelly pants included.

>>36106664
Hello anon, how are you

Origin

>>36106664
So glad you time travelled from the past
to be here

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>>36106711
im prety shite
i was hanging out with my ex gf and friends and they passed me the aux chord and my ex said the music i played was bad
i started thinking about cutting myself again so i basically quietly packed up my shit and left when no one was looking .
i realized for the hundredth time i'm a lot more fun when i'm drunk which sucks because i can't drink for medical reasons

Not a woman, but I'd save 1 person who was interested in me over 5 random ass holes who will probably just say "thanks manlet" then brofist before fucking off to go fuck stacies

>>36106624
still not date you

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>>36106624
She'll do what everyone should do

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>>36106622
woah holy shit mystery solved

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>>36106622
Huh.............. :thinking:

First of all, you really made me think. I have to start with checking of your doubles.

Second of all, you've really broke new grounds with this discovery - the scientific community had already been in consensus over this picture being a mere optical illusion; the post was merely resting upon the soft asscheek of the primate - not lodged inside of its rectum. We'll be keeping a close eye on this project - we'll keep you POSTED.

>>36106622
double fucking doubles of truth

>>36106565
When I finally get laid I'll fuck up the kiss, pull out my 4.5inch dick, fumble around, fun quickly and leave her disappointed

>>36106565
she fine

>>36106565
No, she will be the highest class of prostitute money can buy.

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reeeee don't make me do subtraction, multiplication and fractions I got my grade 10

>>36106535
pls don't use guns
you will only add to librul statistic

>>36106535
You can buy a cheap shotty for like 50 bucks

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>>36106440
I thought I was but after looking at that girl I'm not so sure anymore.

I am. Pro-ana but tall girls are my fetish

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>>36106440
Yes ... is surprisingly unoriginal.

there is no point, there is no purpose, this is not a video game.
your life is what you make it, what you want it to be, obviously some people don't want to make it about anything and don't even care about life (myself included) but now because of that my life consists of sitting on my PC all day every day and never leaving the house - it is what I made it, involuntarily or not. sucks about your dog though OP

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>>36106409
You're pretty much a faggot lazy leech that is wasting their parents money.

Either cancel that fucking gym shit and start doing your GED, get a nice job and go to CC and have a nice life where you can finally become handsome and have friends and a gf or just kill yourself.

Your life is like this because you choose to, either start doing or do nothing, not even breathing and you know what I mean.

>>36106446
>your life is what you make it
>what you want it to be
Make your fucking mind up.

Go out and try to live like the other half does, dipshit. I wish I had your "problem".

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>>36106430
dont ever call me a dipshit again u fucking moronic nigger, i meant the my neighbors as in, right infront of my house, their house

Call the police
Origipebisofnj

>>36106357
But I just woke up an hour ago. It's 9:20am.

>>36106423
GET. SOME. SLEEP. ANON.

>>36106432
I slept very well, something like 9 hours of good uninterrupted rest. I feel fine.