lf he can do it, why can't you?
>>36108297
If I were him I wouldn't have settled for her in a million years.
>>36108297
I prefer self aware women
God she is hideous
Have you ever been bullied by a girl? Until tears?
She deleted me from Facebook
I delete her from life
>>36108201
Yea, but she wasn't cute so I couldn't fap to the thought of it. It also embarrassing because it in front of some people.
>>36108201
not directly but them laughing at me whilst the other boys were pushing me around and taunting me, added up further to my humiliation
>tfw another weekend indoors
>>36108170
>tfw if you get out it's even worse
>>36108170
>Tfw another month indoors
>tfw indoor for all formative years
http://www.iqtest.dk
Let's do an IQ test together and see what we get
I'll post the questions, the answer that gets most agreement will be submitted
Don't post too slow
First question is here
>>36108154
C tbqh family
>>36108154
It's F.
why was i blocked
what am i going to do now that my only friend hates me
its raining outside pretty heavily
i think ill take a walk outside
rain is a beautiful thing
>>36108134
that haiku sucked it didnt even have the 5-7-5 syllable pattern you rodent
Get a new friend, stupid
Femanon here.
Is there a bigger red flag than a guy who has to stop to blow his nose all the time?
It's really difficult to attempt holding hands with the boy you like without the fear of touching his snot and catching a disease...
dmruh bnserdgx dydgb
>>36108108
I just hope someone gets triggered by this shit. Lmao
>Is there a bigger red flag
A girl who has a period once a month.
She will get moody and agressive, you never know when your flawless dick will scrap some bloodclots out of her pussy, milk will turn sour and so will the air around her.
Lets not even consider oral in this context, I just ate afterall. Girls with periods are just the disgusting original of 'red flag', period.
It is why we call them RED flags in the first place.
>mom found the penis pump
>fellow compatriots found the behelit
>coworker found the candy wrapper in the bathroom
>meemaw found the banshee pannikin
1. Share your problems. Whether or not I can help, I will at the very least listen to you.
2. Use a name in the namefield, bonus points if it has some connection to your issues, while still sounding like a name.
3. Some resources:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201602/10-signs-narcissistic-parent
https://www.helpguide.org/articles/personality-disorders/borderline-personality-disorder.htm
http://www.blueknot.org.au/Resources/General-Information/Types-of-child-abuse
http://www.synergiacounselling.com/the-complex-post-traumatic-stress-disorder-cptsd-test/
Are you an actual psychologist or whatever?
>>36108091
No. I get my experience from other sources. I believe being a psychotherapist is a vocation, not everyone can do it, and not everything comes with the degree, but I understand your question and think it's a valid thing to ask.
I know a lot of really shitty psychologists with degrees, though.
Do you expect to get a reply from your father, or is that immaterial?
What is your drug cocktail?
Mine:
Invega
Cymbalta
Ritalin
Seroquel
what's a drug cocktail?
I don't do drugs, anon
I want my mind pure for my life on earth and my spirit clean for my afterlife
>>36108030
I like mixing life with curiosity. Gives me the perfect high.
>>36108030
Years ago it was Liquor (didn't matter what), Heroin, and Oxycontin. Sometimes I'd throw Vicodin in there as well. Lucky to be alive these days.
skelly takeover
That's gotta be shopped no fucking way
>>36108027
imagine her standing up against a wall and you just run up and punt that knee right in. CRACK. snapped completely in half
>>36108027
Is that eugenia?
>tfw no skelly gf
Why are they so cute, bros?
>>36107979
>Look mom I posted it again
fuck off
>>36107986
>that projection
Made me kek. You have to be 18 and over to browse 4chan, kiddo.
>>36108000
>that damage control
Made me aylol
Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
>>36107978
im scared of heights
>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
People aren't allowed up there
>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
Sounds like an ad to me
I hear an announcer commercial voice saying that
This duck of magic has just granted you an amazing chance
You're allowed to go back to any one point in your life and change something.
The duck intended to originally allow you to simply go back and change one decision you made, but he understands your issues need more work to fix than a single decision.
You are allowed to make one thing you wanted go right.
Be it passing high school, getting that girl, or not allowing one thing to happen, it's your decision.
However, it must be within a realm of possibility. The duck will not allow you to choose something like "win the lottery" or "marry a supermodel"
finishing the last two years of high school and going to college at a young age.
Dropping out of high school and never going to college
dropping out of college and going to high school at an old age.
>tfw about to pop a cherry on wednesday
bumping for some good feels
come on nobody here's ever had some good feels?
I bought a vibrator a few days ago. If that counts as feel.
need help to stop smoking
I realized It's not gonna do any good to my skin
and so many of the people I know, even the neets, never smoked and they feel just fine
e-cig
I'd get 1 again if I could afford it
they aren't near as good as cigarettes but, they make quitting a little less miserable and don't seem to have near as many negative consequences on your physical appearance as cigarettes do
Honestly I'd love to quit too and would also appreciate tips. I've been smoking for almost 10 years. I'm at about a pack a day now. I do still enjoy it, but my teeth are yellow my skin is bad and like 5 seconds of physical activity gets me winded. Plus I'm not exactly rolling in cash and $5 a day on cigs is bleeding me dry and there's just other things I'd like to spend that money on. I've tried vapes but they don't do shit. Vapor makes me cough 10x more than actual smoke, all the flavors taste like shit, and then the vape just makes me crave a real cig. HALP
invest in a good rebuildable vape mod setup and make your own juice from recipes, there are recipe sites. there's a reason it's a hobby, it's fun and interesting.
then start reducing the nicotine levels.
while you are doing this, start jogging on a treadmill every day. remove all the friction barriers and make it easy and comfortable for yourself. i ran naked at home with a fan on me and didn't force myself to meet some goal, just as much as i felt like as long as i ran a little bit.
starting lifting weights at the gym and got up to running 5 miles at a time after a year. started at a quarter mile.
quit 10 years of smoking this way. worked. i still vape a little bit and it's great. get good flavors, not tobacco flavor crap.