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They're called whores, anon. You should be saving money because you don't pay rent or a mortgage or property taxes and utilities. You can do a incall.

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I lost mine in a school bus, in my moms back yard when I was 25.

>>36109890
He's probably one of those "I don't want meaningless sex with a dirty hooker I want to find true love!" betas. You post here, what do you think you offer anybody whereby they will love you?

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Not necessarily, some inintelligent roasties that are doing below average in school propably have the same writing as the average male, but roasties usually have a clean and pleasing writingstyle (if we're talking about handwriting).

Otherwise, I cannot really tell.

>>36109847
Unironically, yes. It's very obvious when "fembot" bait is written by a guy, and it's laughably obvious when a girl tries to "be one of the guys". They simply lack the cognitive ability to construct well-written sentences with proper grammar and punctuation.

>>36111201
omg shut up u sexist

Post modern people:
Work eight hours a day, plus a minimum of one hour unpaid commute time, plus the time to actually convert that money into food and resources
Maybe two weeks of holiday time per year, which you celebrate alone
Social events such as clubs and bars are strictly stratified by class, antisocial in nature, and generally revolve around the commodification of sex
Clothing is dark colored and utilitarian, patterns/flourishes are shunned, hats are ugly cotton sacks and rarely worn
Food is limited to corn products and factory meat, anything that's not genetically modified and doesn't come from a can generally costs an arm and a leg
A new potentially deadly drug gets invented every week and can be bought by anyone with an Internet connection. Tobacco and liquor everywhere, addiction is common
Pollutants which leak from every ditch and pipe into a brown murky sea
Lie in bed till three in the morning while the cars zip by outside your cramped apartment
When you die every scrape of your existence will be scrubbed from your home so it can be sold to highest bidder

Was civilization a mistake?

>people constantly dying of deseases and infection, e.g common cold can kill you
>people killed by animals all the time
>the weather can kill you
>piss and shit everywhere, no hygiene
>starvation everywhere
>kill disabled offspring
>leave babies to die in the cold when too poor
Nah mate you got it pretty good

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>>36109835
>just thinking how brutal and savage people were back then

OP if you lived in the past you would have your head chopped off by Chad after he rapes your women and then burns your village to the ground.

>doesn't stop me from wishing I could of been a warrior and a captain of men living with honour by the sword

>>36109770
> i did it in the night

Professional psychologists administer IQ tests to people in the middle of the night these days? no really you little smart ass online IQ tests MASSIVELY over rate your IQ they legitimately don't count

>>36109770

>Do you think guys that i could actually score much more or just a little?

Why do you care?

I'm the valedictorian at my school (inb4 underage, last year of HS) and have never met anyone remotely as good at academic stuff.

If someone unironically mentioned their IQ/asked me what mine is I'd laugh at them, and I expect most people like me would.

Don't let it bother you anon, no one smart actually cares about it.

>>36109793
>no really you little smart ass online IQ tests MASSIVELY over rate your IQ they legitimately don't count
hey smart ass, the question is still valid, anyone knows about online iq tests, i never implied they're reliable, idiot.
>>36109809
i wanna boost my self-esteem, because i'm very insecure.

>>36109729
>>36109729
>>36109729
england to pay old Ben avisit

Germany?
Already there
>would you go to England
No thanks, we got enough muds and nigs around here, and there is little interesting for me in britain. Unless you count Ireland, I would like trying the whole boating shit for a vacation.

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Germany. I guess I'd try to get really drunk and punch some brown people.

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>Oh cool, you browse 4chan
>What boards do you browse?

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>>36109765
>oh you are interested in X?
>I have the most contrarian opinions on the subject, I think we will make excellent friends
I blame /v/ and /pol/ crossboarders for all the friends who left me

>>36109713
>family sees terminals
>get wide-eyed and ask if i'm haxoring lol!!
>i'm actually just on IRC and trying to fix broken dependencies because nvidia drivers are a fucking nightmare

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Akariiiiiiin <3

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>>36109726
wow fpbp

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>>36109696
i'm too drunk tyo make new sceenshots

>>36109679
OP here again: forgot to mention that yes, morphine *will* solve your social anxiety problems. It'll give you a 100% dry mouth instead of shaking like a bitch infront of crowds. It's highly efficient - I recommend it.

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>>36109679
>>36109916
You're already addicted senpai, probably physically as well. When you stop taking the stuff you will get physically sick and get so depressed you will want to kill yourself, and the cravings will never go away.

You're fixing short term problems by making your future horrific. Your tolerance will keep going up until you get no effects from high amounts and you can't afford it anymore.

>>36109679
Where did you get the pills? Do you feel any tolerance or addiction problems?

>>36109668
>>no debt if you drop out and get a shitty job

The Tories have scraped maintenance loans and they are well on their way to privatise the entire student loan process so that you will be forced to pay back even if you don't have a job just like how it is in America.

>>36109697

You only have to pay it back if you earn over a certain amount (which isn't really gonna happen if you drop out)

I don't feel like wasting money that could be used on people who actually want to become something.

>>36109620
Stop supporting faggots who likes other nigger faggots

>elected as isolationist populist
>appoint your (((Son-in-law))) your most trusted advisor
>become neocon globalist
hmmmm

>>36109620
Milo is a cringey gay e-celeb anyway.

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Kev isn't sat inside. He is outside enjoying this fine weather.
Be more like Kev.

>>36109612
Kev can shove it up his fucking arse 2bh.

>see interesting thread on page 1
>click on it
>it's already at page 4
Why fucking bother

>>36109509
>handsome

Post picture. Most of the ''handsome''fags here are 5/10. Have some self awareness.

>>36109509
>have different colored eyes

prove it

>>36109509
Post pics OP.
9/10 faggots who make these threads are jsut ugly and in delusional.

>>36109500
lol thats awesome

bro

>>36109500
haha yo yours awesome.

bro

>>36109500
bro haha that's awesome

weed

>>36109458
>"don't you know if you stop eating you gain weight"

t. faggot retard

Obviously eating more will make me gain weight, the problem is I get nauseated and bloated way before I eat enough.

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You got any tips?

5'10
135
I'm currently doing PHUL for my sholders and calves. Does anyone have a good bulking breakfast meal? I'm having a hard time stuffing my face.

>>36109444

which movies ?

>>36109444
yesterday was my birthday
also checked

>>36109444
Shit post on normiebook for attention
Also happy bday op you fucking homo