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>fake more confidence, so you can take a girl home and be forced to fake confidence even there.
>do this fake shit long enough to forget you are faking and you become normie enough to feel ..confidence

Is this life fucked up or is it fucked up?

>>36111587
Isn't that good? You get fixed.

>>36111527
>nigger
>incorrect
>white
>correct
Damn right.

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suicide anon

>>36111517
Have you tried being a comedian? pay to play thing was pretty funny.

suicide anonkun

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>start taking antidepressants
>gain 30 lbs and feel even worse
meds a jewish scam and suicide is the only cure for depression.

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>>36111509
>cycle through periods of undereating follwed by periods of binge eating
>have become skinnyfat because of the constant weight gains and losses
>makes me even more depressed and disgusted with myself, but I love food too much to stop
>actually become addicted to food
>start taking ssri's and anti-addiction drug naltrexone
>have been able to start lifting weights
>food intake is normalizing a little bit
I still overeat, but I am working on reducing my calorie intake by choosing healthier options. The naltrexone has made a pretty big difference in my food cravings and my ability to know when I have had enough. If any fellow food addicts ever want to give it a try, I recommend it. It has very few side effects and is safe to take long term

>>36112148
>Yuropfeels
I don't think they will prescribe stuff against "food addiction" here.

Remember that moment the next time you hear yourself think:
>but this one is too good for me, she will never want me

>>36111447
did the guy say anything???
I would've dumped her on the freaking spot.
Wouldn't even say a word, just turn around and leave.

If you ever get to sleep with a girl you will have a good chance of hearing her fart while asleep.

That's some lame-ass anime you've been watching then... kid.

>>36111443
Iunno why people tonguekiss desu, kissing is really hot but tonguekissing is a lot more eehhh

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>tfw no bf to kiss me
just end me now

>Wants an emotional bond over cheap carnal pleasures

You were born in the wrong time, sorry dude.

I want a wife but I'm not good enough for one yet

I just want a one night stand. My wife isn't cool with it though.

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I could have lost my virginity last week. I started using tinder and this girl straight up said we could fuck if I wanted to so I met her at a hotel. We smoked and then I just sat there awkwardly waiting for something to happen. We started talking and she said she fucked a black guy the other day and then I left.

pic related is me.

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>>36111911
pretty cool chopper, lad

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>>36111411

Almostgetbutstilldubs.

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>this thread again
How does it even get past the robot anymore?

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https://discord.gg/BjzNRV8
drfgh

server
>banned

>>36111325
describe the feel pls

cool, good for you.

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>roleplaying thread
>shit one

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>>36111320
>that kid who threw a boulder at a toddler for no reason and almost killed him
>sister and I watch as the toddler's mom screams at his mom and threatens to sue
>bully's mom is really nice, gives everyone delicious oriental chocolates and apologizes before dragging her son inside
>sat outside and listened to him get yelled at in Japanese as I ate my candy

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>that kid who was histrionic and scared away his friends by being an attention whore and way too sexual

>the kid who was taking shrooms by 16 years old because he was friends with the stoners who were a couple of years older

>>36111253
What's yours?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpe4id7cLnU

i would give you but its special between her and me

>>36111253
Bury it remix

Talk to blaze if there are any problems , people from all places here

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oh also no trolls we dont need your KIND here
>bored

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https://discord.gg/SHZEbpf
420chan tip of the day: smoke weed

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>>36111168
Show us your sweaty neet cock anon.

>>36111176
No. I'm not going to get banned for doing that. It's happened to many times...

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>>36111210
Will you send me your sweaty neet cock if I give you a contact?

>>36111088
OP sounds like he got BTFO

Come on OP, tell us who served you?
Did you lose an argument again? Tell us about it.

>>36111088
What does the B in BTFO stands for?

>Tfw AR-15 shotgun and ruger 10/22 all within reaching distance atm

I swear that I don't have a gun

no, our government has disarmed us so that we can't defend ourselves against tyranny.

any tips?