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Does that mean the friend wants a threesome? If so, how can I turn it into a double brapping session?

Pic unrelated: No niggers are involved.
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>>36113859
Op......you have to admit you are confusing us...first you say ...no niggers involved...yet you chose a niggers involved pic....
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>>36113909
I just wanted to post a pic that screams r9k
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>my girlfriend
GET THE FUUUUUUCK OUTTTTTTTT NORMALFAG

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i want to be gay. i'm so sick of girls. i want to be able to be myself without pressure to perform or be manly or be cool or responsible. i want a cute boy friend to play cute retro games with and maybe watch anime. but while i'm sort of bi-curious i know i am not gay. why god, why, i just wanted to be happy but instead i have to deal with girls that get bored with me or think i'm ridiculous or just a nerd that doesn't understand the world
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nobody shares this feel?
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Maybe we can turn each other gay. Where you from?
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>>36113989
germany

originaleuropegermling

>/pol/ is already turning on Trump
r/the_donald newfags didn't see it coming. They're panicking; calling everyone challenges Trump a shill and creating fake images in a vain attempt to convince /pol/ that shills are real. Feels good. R*ddit may be leaving soon.
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Am I the only one that supports Trump now? I didn't like him before, but now that he's bombing Syria, I like him.
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>>36113840
jesus fucking christ this is r9k go back to fucking pol with your organized shilling
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The only people who hate Donald Trump are cucks

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Was Gary right?
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>>36113828
Trump said America first...

I am not a shill, I saw the discord post.
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>>36113851
Oh shit I thought this was /pol/.

Yes, Gary is very right. That's why on places like okc (which is full of uggo and sjw bitches) a girl's account is fucking spammed.
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>>36113828
Gary is our guy. Literally

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This board has gone too long without a comfy pics thread.
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>>36113802
What city is that?

posting some comf
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>>36113854

I don't know. I saved that image from an old comfy thread. Let me see if I can find some OC.
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>>36113907

Here you go. This is northern Netherlands.

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>"Anon, can you come over here for a minute? Sit down please. I know that it's been a while since we talked...do you think you're ready to start talking again? The last time we spoke you lashed out at me for trying to get to know you better so I stopped bothering you but I want you to know that I've been thinking about you and worrying about you this whole time. I want you to know that I still care about you and that I still want to build something with you. Things aren't as bad as you say they are and I know we can make it so much better. You just have to open up a little more. Do you think you can do that?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6Mzvh3XCc
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>>36113714
*farts*

uh no.
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>>36113714
You mean opening up as wide as your beefcurtains do for Chad? FUCK OFF.
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>>36113714
Sorry but I have a 5 inch dick and you will end up cucking me or laughing at me right now

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>meet 'fembot'
>she claims to have all kinds of problems: depression, social anxiety etc
>Yet she still has dozens of friends irl and always goes out with them

Literally every single fembot I've met has been like this

If you're a woman you're a normie by default, you will never be lonely unless you purposefully shut yourself in
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>>36113522
Its okay if you dont understand. You're just an ignorant smelly neet. LOL!
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>girls can have social anxiety to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezo-T32KHT8
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but anon I'm not like other fembots I'm the real deal
women can be robots too, just because I have a boyfriend with who I have sex every day
and have a supporting family and a large group of friends doesn't mean I'm not lonely, can't be depressed or have social anxiety.

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My gf finally let me do her in the ass
AMA
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>>36113508
How'd it feel? I want to see if you can accurately describe it, to prove you actually did the deed
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SEX STYLE

NIGGAS WANT IT FREE THEY DOGS DRINK MY PISS

GIRLS PAY A FEE
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>>36113508
What did your dick smell like afterwards niqqer?

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im getting a lot of tinder matches after about a day since joining but i was told black girls are ugly. what is the truth?
the guys are white and look like 6s, 7s and 8s.
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>>36113500

They just swipe right on everyone.
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>>36113515
i have messages too though
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>>36113500
Do you think they want to actually procreate with, not just fuck, you?

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So my roommates from California and his girlfriend flew in yesterday and is here until like fuckin Tuesday. Well anyways I just went to my bed to go to sleep (so I was pretty wide awake) when they came back from his brother's place, who goes to school over here too, and my roommate was pretty smashed. We each have seperate rooms btw in our place so I didn't see them and they might've thought I was sleeping. Our beds are basically right next to each just divided by the wall so I got to hear this whole fun experience.

I've heard him talk about a lot how he wants to have anal sex and he wished his girlfriend would just let him put it her butt so I guess he had to seize the moment. I hear them start to fuck for a little bit then they're quiet for a few minutes when I hear her start to cry and heard dialogue that sounded like this so I just couldn't go to sleep and I had listen to how this played out.

Him: C'mon it'll be fun, it's really not that bad
Her: No, how is this fun for me...you want to do this so you can tell everybody about this
Him: No I don't baby I want to do it because I love you
Her: But that's my booty, it's not meant to be in there
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>>36113410
Well she obviously gives in because I've only witnessed their relationship for a few days and I can kind of tell how it works out. So the next minute or so I hear them going at it while she's crying and I hear him goingg "It's ok, it's ok" and I think he threw in a "Wow look at those breasts" comment somewhere in there or maybe I was just hearing that.

So afterwards he went up to go to the bathroom while I heard her crying some more to herself and when he got back it was really hard for me to hold back laughing or just shouting something.

Her: Nothing?
Him: What?
Her: How about maybe a "Thank you Jade" or "That was really nice of you Jade"
Him: Well didn't you have fun too?
Her: No not really, I was just hoping maybe you'd come back and say "Wow Jade that was really nice of you to let me rape your butthole."
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is it bad I find this kinda funny? anyhow, I hope she stops being a doormat or something
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>>36113410
>>36113421
Lol nice to hear about roasties getting butthurt by Chad, at least she didn't get to have fun for once

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Things that happened to you that most people wouldn't believe.

>lost my virginity in a threesome with two qt girls
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>>36113170
>tfw don't know anybody, so it's not possible for people to believe or not believe it, since they don't know me
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>>36113170
Got genital warts from a Playboy model
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>>36113208
Than tell the retarded virgins here. They will listen and not believe you.

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Why should females be allowed to have any rights?
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LOL, nice webm. But females should have rights because many of them contribute more to society than any beta male robot would or could.
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>>36113119
Name 3 contributions done for society by females
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>>36113074
This bait faggot again. Aren't you tired of being pathetic ?

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>female friend with boyfriend
>sends me pics of her in shower

What did she mean by this?
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She's really comfortable with you. Either platonically, or she wants the dicc. No real way to tell which wuthout asking

t. Been in same situ
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She sees you as a totally non sexual being and can't fathom you would have the same desires as a real man
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It means nothing. Go for a girl that's single. I'm a pudgeball ugly mother fucker but got laid last night with a real qt. Just get out there and talk to girls

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post your desktop fags
pic related mine
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>>36113060
that's a good fucking desktop
unfortunately, I don't have the energy to make mine A E S T H E T I C
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Nice and minimalist, just the way I like it
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>>36113090
thank u sir
it's not that hard though

I'm upset that the Third Reich was the last and finest example of a Beta Uprising
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>>36113007
You should try reading a history book.
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>>36113120
give me a tl;dr if you are so enlightened
>inb4 no, ur stupid!
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>>36113007
>>36113274

What about ISIS?

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