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Anyone else can't help but notice that this movie has a cutesy, quirky direction throughout the entire running time, despite the fact it's essentially about some autistic girl stalking a guy she doesn't know?
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It's ok for her to stalk him and steal his shit as long as she's a woman
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>>36116254
Its ok for her to stalk him, steal his shit, rub her parts on his personal belongings, sniff his underwear, drug and rape him as long as she's a cute woman.
Ftfy
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>>36116363
Are you implying that's not ok?
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>All I want right now is an asian big booty gf
>Live in eastern europe
Just end me bros
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>All I want is an eastern yuro gf to sing to me in her slavic language
>live in a city that allegedly has a lot of Ruskie immigrants but I never see any
Alternate feel related to yours
>live about 10 minutes away from a heavily Korean populated city
>never had a korean gf
Kill me RIGHT now
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But you have privileges over there that allow you to travel anywhere in the world for dirt cheap, just go already.
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>>36116200
Whats the point?
Il just go there alone look like a complete sperg who cant speak their language
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>finally find a girl who's into you after two and a half decades of looking
>she has a kid
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>>36116141
fun fact: she's not into you. She wants a meal ticket and suspects she can get you to fork out if she puts out. This is how all single moms are.
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>>36116190
I'm a poor student so the only thing she'll be getting from me is my tears and apologies after sex.
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Just think. If she didn't have that kid she wouldn't be into you
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What is something interesting about you? If you cannot think of anything, then you do not deserve a gf.
I'll start; I'm a certified open water scuba diver.
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>>36116082
Yeah I already know that a.) I'm bring and b.) this is a major reason why I don't have and will never have a gf.
what do normies find interesting anyway? Like, beyond shitty TV.
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>>36116082
I can name all the stations on the Paris, London and Moscow metro systems and rank them by annual passenger flow
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I can identify hundreds of pornstars, often without even seeing their face.
Where's my gf?
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About time for another one 2017-04-08 07:34:40 Post No.36116071
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About time for another one
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Right time for one of these threads again they have not happened in a while.
Rules Tho
dont fill the image cout TOO fast make the thread last
rate each other
have fun
ill put a few I made/saved from the last thread wyhen ever it6 was
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>>36116071
Number 1 of the few ill put
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number 2 of the original text
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>>36116109
number 3 of the few i can put before the robot tells me my text isnt original
Why the fuck do people exist with 10/10 aesthetics that do porn? It's such a waste.
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Most likely because they enyoy some parts of it, and/or the money from it. And also because they dont care about your opinion.
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You'd never get to see what they look like naked otherwise. Also, sauce?
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>>36116103
Svetlanatalya Moskov Ruskova
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you CANNOT be a robot if you're not fat.
here's why:
>going to the gym is the ultimate normie activity
>eating a regular amount of calories means you have no emotional issues
>if you don't live a sedentary lifestyle you're not on /r9k/ enough to be a robutt
>if you don't seek out comfort foods your life is already comfortable
>proper thyroid function means proper brain function
>if you're fat from mood stabilizers and antipsychotics you're automatically a robot
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>>36116026
Fuck off retard. Nobody wants to be a robot.
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>skellies think they are robots
>actually they are traps in denial
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You have shit genetics if your metabolism doesn't make up for your crap diet / lack of exercise
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How do I find good porn 2017-04-08 07:31:56 Post No.36115997
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Sup anons
I want to stop fapping to gay furshit, but I've been fapping to it for so long that I have no idea how to find porn at all. The best I can do is search big dick sex on pornhub gay and hope there's something fappable on the first 3 pages otherwise I lose interest and go back to human animals. Do you normalfags have any tips to give me for how to find good porn? Preferably gay porn?
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pls help anons i want to stop being so degenerate
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gfur is killing me
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>>36115997
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Why don't you make friends with extroverts? They can usually be found in gaming hobby shops, conventions, and meetups.
Extroverts are great to make friends with, because:
>They don't care if you don't say much, because it lets them do all the talking.
>They will hit you up often, because they require constant socialization.
>They will introduce you to other introverts that you make friends with.
>They assume the best about you
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>>36115908
because it's just so bloody fucking exhausting being around them.
also my experience with that is the exact opposite, they don't really have much use for a person who isn't outgoing and energetic like they are. They're active and want to do things and meet people, and if you're not in a position to provide activities for them to participate in and/or social contacts for them to be involved in, then you have nothing in common and nothing to bring to the table in a friendship.
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>>36116075
/thread
oasidhjoiasndoiasnd
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>>36115908
They are draining and extremely fucking annoying. I hate how most of them speak very loadly and never shut up. Most of them are insufferably optimistic as well. I have no desire to talk to people regularly, it's to tiring and I usually don't care what others have to say. Talking to myself/listening to my own thoughts is much better
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/britfeel/ hug your doggo edition 2017-04-08 07:24:30 Post No.36115848
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/britfeel/ hug your doggo edition
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Cuddling your catto also acceptable
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>>36115848
Slow night. Guess the normies who shit this place up are with friends
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The OKC autistic qt hasn't responded yet lads ;_;
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>>36115848
Summer time is interracial time
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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try to explain why kratom isn't the best drug out there, especially for robots
>protip: you cant
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>>36115778
Kratoms pretty gud, very relaxing and subtle if you dose it right. My favorite strain is maeng da
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>>36115804
currently under a mellow buzz of white vein maeng da. it really makes me feel productive and optimistic and makes me forget that i'm a degenerate NEET piece of shit
also nice image, saved
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>>36115895
Yea maeng da is top tier, I also like bali and malay. I find I like the more "energetic/euphoric" strains more. Although i took like 8-12 grams and it knocked me on my ass, thought I was on opiates
i'm depressed, say something nice to me /r9k/
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You're an absolute faggot. It's a saturday afternoon and you're alone posting on some weird website. Reevaluate your life
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>alone on a saturday night
What a fucking homolord. Why don't you buy blacked premium and watch some niggers bang women to satisfy your cuckold needs.
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>>36115776
Nice rip-off game.
Anonymous
Day 2 of trying the "Be yourself" meme 2017-04-08 07:19:08 Post No.36115741
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Day 2 of trying the "Be yourself" meme
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Same situation as last time. No progress!
I went outside to the park saw a bunch of normies, chads and stacies all having a good time. My anxiety kicked in and I was too afraid to find a girl to talk to.
Also, there were literally no girls they were all with their friends and the only girl I saw that was approachable was just waiting for her boyfriend in the store.
At least an hour of walking around with no avail. But I won't quite yet, still gonna try!
But it was a good sunny day in London today so that was good.
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Self bump because I really just want someone to talk to :^(
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>>36115741
>actually trying the "Be yourself" meme
Try the "be someone you entirely made up all the time" meme. I tried it the last couple of weeks, and it seems to work.
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>>36115741
Stop posting this one and post the full thing
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>white children starve
>niggers are stuffing their with kfc bought with taxpayer money
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>>36115721
I'll take republican delusions for 500.
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>>36115721
White children deserve too starve tbqh
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White people voted for Trump and got jobs. What are you even talking about? White people are getting rich with all the good jobs that Trump gave them.
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I almost went on a date with a girl 2017-04-08 07:15:44 Post No.36115681
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I almost went on a date with a girl
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but when I heard she watches Rick and Morty I had to turn her down.
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What's wrong with rick and morty? Why do you people hate it?
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>>36115777
mulan sizchaun sauce ex dee dee dee
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>>36115870
Yeah, that one's forced