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Is it weird to get turned on by the smell of your own cock and balls?
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>>36116512
Nah, what's weird is not getting turned onby the smell of my cock and balls :3c
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I dont get as much turned on as much as I just LOVE the smell. especially when dirty.
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>>36116512
I do love the smell of an unshaved sweaty dick, as far as i recall it has something to do with hormone emited. Also op is a fag.
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>tfw no femdom gf to treat me like a literal pet
>tfw no gf to call me a good boy and tell me it'll be okay
>tfw no gf to beat the fuck out of me when I've been bad
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>no femdomfags on /r9k/
I refuse to believe this
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>>36116510
I know and understand this feel as originally as possible
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>>36116947
I've seen one, but it was probably a trap.
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>tfw no cute cuddly gf with a round plump midriff
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4get the butt, its all about the gut
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belly lust is the most primal sensual lust imaginable
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>>36116538
That's obese pic related is a belly gf
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>What are YOU looking at, you fat faggot? If you wanna suck on it, get over here and suck on it.
What do you do?
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Rape the little trap/futa, she doesn't seem very strong, and she'll pass out soon due to all the blood going towards her penis.
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>tfw no futa gf to make me succ her dicc
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>>36116507
Not succ it
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Anyone else /transitioning into Chadness/ here? I've finally realized that I'm actually a 6'5 alpha male trapped inside the body of an ungroomed, unmotivated lazyman. Fuck it feels good to know that I'll be at an even better position than an ordinary Chad because I have detailed knowledge of the inner workings of the betamale mind & female trickery.
I feel like bashing nerds bruh.
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>>36116494
good for you get off this thread then
/thread
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>>36117122
Make me, you chomsky honk dweeb.
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>>36116494
OP suckin dick straight outta nowhere
If you woke up on 9/10/2001 as a 13 year old, do you think you would be able to stop 9/11?
inb4 hurr durr november 9th
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Fuck that I'd predict the incident and make some dosh & fame.
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>>36116526
more like get shot by some nutcase who thinks you're connected to the illuminati
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>>36116549
If you're able to travel back in time and become a 13 year old then you are probably are connected to the illuminati
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Odds I exercises, evens I sleeps.
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>>36116430
Thank you based post number
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>>36116430
What do op?
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>>36116430
Dubs and you do both.
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I can't cry. Why can't I cry? Does anyone else have this? I have been to funerals of close relatives and haven't shed a tear. I watch tear jerking Tv shows and movies where I'm really invested into the characters and when something devastating happens which a normal person would likely shed a tear, I cannot.
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I haven't cried genuinely since I was 9.
I've cried 2 times since then as a mean to manipulate people.
I don't think I've felt a genuine emotion that wasn't rage in a long time
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>>36116397
It's called being male, jackass. Only white, trap-loving, anime watching faggots cry.
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>>36116581
I just feel like I can't express empathy because of it.
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>Things you will never experience
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>>36116375
>>Things you will never experience
Playing NieR;Automata
This poor faggot.
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Why do they have a bed on top of another bed
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>>36116473
Those are called sheets
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>normies are now literally wearing 4chan posts as every day clothing
holy shit
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>>36116332
>everyday clothing
You fucking dumb?
This is a one-time catwalk thing. There are like 10 for sale. No one is going to buy them because "its weird" and "isnt 4chan that alt-right nazi site??"
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>>36116332
It's clearly photoshoped. 'can't be real desu--
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Never has anyone worn outfits from a high fashion runway show in their everyday lives.
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Who here devlish?
>threw used condom and wrapper into cop in my neighborhood's front yard.
> tfw Texas cop has nicer house than mine.it hit the window and landed on the street
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>>36116318
i hope they test the dna and find out it was the same faggot that sodomized a bunch of sonic amiibos and haul you off to a less comfortable basement
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>>36116364
Me too kek. That would be a lot of work I like wasting police resources. I didn't ejac in it.
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>>36116401
>used condom
>I didn't ejac in it
lol K
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I despise communists and drug users. What can we do to get rid of them?
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Does alcohol count? If not I'll help you crack commie skulls.
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>>36116312
Redpill the next generation so that it is no longer cool to be a degenerate commie stoner with no job.
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Why do we all have to get rid of someting just because you specifically doesn't like something?
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Have you ever had a twink bf?
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>>36116285
idk if this counts but i have an alpha bf that acts like a complete beta in bed. He doesn't like to be dominant at all, i try to pressure him to use me but he always refuses by using an excuse.
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>>36116787
Try being dominant yourself then, you both might end up enjoying it
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I wish I had ANY bf.
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She's right you know. At what age do your prospects for a decent woman start to fall dramatically?
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Lolwut. She's dead wrong. Men's options keep increasing all the way into their 40s.
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>>36116280
looks like a meth addict/alcoholic, cigarette smoking, bulimic cum dumpster
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>>36116280
It's not based on age. You'll always have good prospects for women if you have one or more of the following in good abundance:
>money
>looks
>interesting personality
If you are mediocre or poor in all three of these areas you'll never have decent prospects at any age (yours or hers)
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Even if the roasties ban sexbots, pic related will provide via the black market.
So why do you hate capitalism?
>I-I don't have money to get those waifus
You gotta work for the money son, every economy, even a socialist one runs on labor. Unless we skip 500 years ahead when machines do everything.
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>>36116211
>>You gotta work for the money son, every economy, even a socialist one runs on labor.
As someone who is incredibly lazy and always has been, I actually wish the world was ancap/libertarian.
Mainly because that's the only political system that wouldn't stand in the way of my killing myself because nothing in life is worthwhile.
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>>36116286
OP here
I'm fucking lazy too, I've been drinking my guts out whole week, but you are right.
Also, why should we make everyone else miserable just because I am?
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>>36116211
>roasties
You mommy have issues.