I have a chance to date a girl. Should I do it?
Pros: Perfect body, redhead (my fetish)
Shares a few interests
Likes sex
Cons: Dumb
Sort of a slut
Into Black Guys
Pretty much a Stacy
Please help me. I cannot make up my mind.
>>36117192
>Cons: Dumb
>Sort of a slut
>Into Black Guys
every woman ever
Just no, don't do it stacys are never worth it. take it from me book beep boop
>>36117192
>Dumb
Nope. If you don't enjoy her company, don't even try it.
ITT newfriend red flags
I'll start with using https for 4chan.
>he doesn't use the https everywhere extension
jelly pelly
Leaving off the closing forward slash when mentioning a board.
eg: /r9k
>hey anon, get over here, I'm going to suck your dick
What do?
run away, nigga. RUN AWAY
>>36117064
>The only thing your going to be sucking is dirt!
Round 1 FIGHT!!
Not let it suck my dick
Fembots, are you seeing anyone about your depression/issues?
I hope you are. You need to get your issues off your chest with someone, even if it's a therapist.
>>36117030
why don't you take these shitty threads and fuck off
No but I made a friend. That helps a lot. I also just got fired and that was pretty much all I had going for me in life. I'm not sure what I'd have done without him
>>36117074
What job did you get fired from and what's the new friend like?
>watching a movie
>main character takes 2 bites of a sandwich and puts it down
>main character takes two hits of a cigarette and stomps it out
>>36116968
>watching a movie
>suddenly edgey female character comes out and makes the main male character look like a fool with her intelligent sophisticated way of speaking in the movie
every time, but really shows you how childish and immature women in America are to push for characters like this in every movie. Makes me cringe every time, for instance in this one movie the man is a doctor and some loser female who has no home is made out to know more about being a doctor than him and speaks with more knowledge than him in a conversation.
>>36117257
My mom does this and it pisses me off. She "goes through" over a carton a week but I've never seen her smoke a cigarette past half way
Is anyone else subscribed to this man? What exactly is his deal?
>>36116963
this guy is amazing. i love when he flirts with other girls right in front of his gf and she just puts up with it
this guy is the ultimate autist, very entertaining. he has balls though. whats his channel again
best cringe
He's legitimately autistic, that's what.
>>36117115
is this that starbucks fucker?
You know the drill.
Same something nice about my oneitis
>>36116870
How low your self esteem gotta be to dream about this Mrs Piggy?
>>36116870
She has nice tits and a pretty face but you could do better than that. I mean if you're going to have a oneitis at least have someone insanely beautiful
>>36116870
I hate fat people, they sweat a lot and I bet her hormones are fucked from her fatness so she has hair growing everywhere. Never procreate! Disgusting, just disgusting!
Heya friendos,
This thread is for NORMIES ONLY
Robots need to GTFO to the rest of the board.
lol who else knows this feeling?
>>36116809
Have Gg so technically normie. Lifes shit atm
>>36116809
dumb fuckin cartoon bud.
shower sex doesn't make girls less hot. it looks hot as fuck, its just way too dry.
>>36116809
Yeah "robots" are fucking retarded. How do we get rid of them and make /r9k/ bearable?
Women don't have the faintest idea how to give a compliment. When they try whatever compliment they give just shows what they really think:
>You're so cute!
(I'll never fuck you)
>You think a lot about things, I don't
(I don't have to be interesting, your weird.)
>You're gorgeous!
(You're freakish looking)
>Aww you look great!
(You look less than average)
die original chad
It's a thing is been bugging me.
Every woman I fucked of went out with, never complimented me. I could see them miring, biting their lips or even licking their lips, but never a "hey gorgeous" or "you are handsome" ever. And I been inside all of them
Why are you such a negative Nancy? I don't give compliments unless I mean them.
This is Beauty Personified
>tfw no retarded qt to take advantage of
Do you think anyone would look down on me for it ? Or applaud us on being super progressive?
>>36116847
>implying
she's wouldn't be into you brah
>>36116757
down syndrome and ginger life is hell
I want to end her suffering with no pain
>tfw literally everyone (from online strangers to real life people i only meet once in a while) tell me i am very attractive
>still KV
Where were you when you realised Chad is a meme?
>>36116753
post pic w/ timestamp fag
>>361167
chad isnt a meme, he may be good looking but hes also sociable and confident around girls
It's cause you don't follow up on it.
What kind of music does chad listen to?
I must know because I need to emulate chad to get bitches.
>>36116702
Hip hop.
Even in the south you'll see rednecks blasting it from their lifted f150s
turn on the local rap station
write down whatever comes on
there you go
Calvin Harris has this weird tone or feeling to his music where every song is about "being free" or "not worrying about anything just party"
You'll know what Im on about once you think about it.
Chad listens to that shit cause it sets the mood to convince women to be slutty.
Source: I would be chad if I wasn't a skeleton.
Churches Chicken or Mexican food for dinner?
>>36116619Why not both, OP ?[/spoiler
>>36116619
Oi lad
>>36116619
If you're eating at night NEVER eat mexican food
You'll wake up feeling like shit
Have you ever been involved in a violent crime? What happened?
This happened yesterday.
>Walking home alone
>Guy approaches me
>black
>muscles
>stronger than me by far
>empty street
>walks past me
>i keep walking
>nervous
>glance back
>he's following
>speed up
>he speeds up
>duck into an alley near to apt.
>pick up glass bottle
>throw it an alley entry
>start running out of there
>get home
I'm still shaken up about it, wont be leaving my house for a while. Not that i have any real reason to.
just buy a gun you loser
you didn't relax
good job
he was alone so it was less likely to end badly but he did follow you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO66Am_F6NU
You shouldn't post or comment on this board if you ever have had sex or a girlfriend. It's that simple. What you normies don't understand about that? Just get the fuck out and leave us alone.
This also counts for having the balls to call a hooker.
>>36116593
This is our board now.
Virgin faggot "robots" aren't welcome here anymore. Stop posting this pathetic bullshit and quietly leave.
>>36117124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6REbxQg2xw
Stop it. Any person needs a sancuary, and you've got plenty. Go there, norrole-playing robotmie.