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physical:

5'9
obese
dicklet
slightly yellow eyes (I've never had alcohol in my life)
shitskin (mexican)
small hands

non physical:

poorfag
slob

It could be worse I guess

>living in the Netherlands

You live in one of the most comfortable, interesting and convenient places on the planet. You can go anywhere in Europe without any effort, you get people from all over the world coming in your country (personal experience, you can always cash on that), you've got access to things other people would kill for. If you're worried about your hair, just fucking cut it all. A 2mm cut is better than having a thin dome of spurious hair anyway.

>>39264177
hahahahahahahaha a kaanker kut voor jouuuuu vriend

mvg. 1m93 blanke aantrekkelijke man

rape her

probably non oregano comment

>>39264156
then try and shoot me you worthless fucking piece of shit gangbanging cocksucker.

>>39264156
im not a virgin so ... but ill help i can tell you the virgins i know

>>39264088
SHieeet niigga are you serious?

fuck off with your normie bullshit gatherings
"haha oh look we're watching pornographic material together, aren't we so quirky and fun"

>>39264151

Yeeeeah booooooooi it's good shit

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>>39264085
>wat do
try turning off the computer you fucking nerd.
t. Chad

>>39264686
exactly

>>39264085
EAT SHIT FAGBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Pic related is a biological girl despite the meme traps fell for.
You will never look like a girl.
Your ass will never feel like a vagina.
You will involuntarily shit on a daily basis if you continue down your path.

>Researchers analyzed national health survey data from 6,150 adults and found 37 percent of women and about 5 percent of men reported trying anal intercourse at least once.

>When they did, the women were 50 percent more likely than their peers to report having fecal incontinence at least once a month, while the men's odds of incontinence were almost tripled.

I am my own son,and my own mom. So get bent,punk.

>>39264023
please tell me you're old enough to know who this is

>>39264023

>putting eyeshadow on underneath your eye

>no brain

Because he's reading? 1984 might be normie pop-fiction but that doesn't mean it's message isn't relevant. Maybe now more than ever

>>39264046
Because Facebook is like the Big Brother, you moron

Okay, it's "entry level lit" but Orwell was honestly both a great writer and a man with an incredible understanding of the "battle for truth" that is always raging in the world. Read Homage to Catalonia/Looking Back to the Spanish War and it'll become far more apparent.

>>39264010
They are men. They have low-T but still a shit ton more than roasties.

>>39264010
I want to suck his fem cock

>>39264010
they know the weaknesses of men best since they're men themselves

Electrical signals traveling through the nerves.

first of all it's my bodies
and you move them when i say so

>>39263995
I get that, but how? How do I make a conscious decision to move my arm and execute it?

All the anti-bullying campaigns have moved bullying from horrible things like punching people to safe things like driving them to suicide through social media.

>>39263943
At my schools those were never a thing. People who didnt like me walked away and never talked to me

>>39263943
They're definitely still a thing. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

This took 6 seconds to post

>the difference between a robot and a Chad is LITERALLY a few millimetres

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>tfw chadchin
>tfw still nogf

Get a used Mazda miata and put the rest in bit coin

Just get a german car, they are probably the best in that price range. Italian sports/luxury cars would be way more expensive.
Maybe look for a used Bentley Continental?

2nd hand sports cars will not earn you any respect. Either buy a new one or don't buy one at all. If you buy a used sports car, you will just be viewed as a try-hard or a creepy uncle

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imagine killing her

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>it's an everything is about sex episode again
Give it a rest anon

Lindsay Logan literally had one job to make hundreds of Millions of dollars and she couldn't lay off the crack

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>>39263616
>Women are impure whores who only like Chads

Welcome to the common sense club anon. Not blaming you, but now you know what it's like to be us.

>>39263639
What makes men so much better?

>>39263616
Well you're speaking about a app that's for hooking up. Of course someone that wants to just hookup will choose someone physically more attractive and someone who can pleasure them better.

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>>39263598
He is the Shakespear of our time

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>>39263598
MC Ride will give me dubs
check em

>>39263598
I saw him live at lowlands music festival this weekend and it was fucking amazing, if you EVER get the chance of seeing Death Grips live TAKE IT.

Tbh only because I'm black and I need to be able to self-insert

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>>39263594
>white women
>pure

>>39263643
Why do you hate white peopIe?