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Try to shave

Because you can only relate to other children, not adults.

>>36121133
trust me, i shave. it doesn't help very much.

>>36121169
did you read the post? i don't relate with most children at all, i just wish i looked like them. i wish i related with them though, that's why i said more mature children/teenagers attract me.

>>36120805
I just got a gun to shoot myself with but I'm so fucking scared of the pain man.

>>36120805
I have all means except for my own will and courage.

I fucked up today and I think because I made my sister lift up something heavy she's going to miscarriage. If that happens I don't know what I'll do to myself.

:D we got little einstines remix in here lit af

oh wow, you have some good music here bro

this server is amazing xd im crying

>>36120716
kill her, it's your only hope

>>36120769
this, op
if you dont do this you're destined to be a cuck eternally, you wont even get wizard abilities if you make it to 30

>>36120802
>>36120769
what? no. you can't just change the rules of wizardry. It's always been 30 year old virgin.

I dont wanna kill anybody. Maybe just beat the shit out of her hipster boyfriend.

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>>36120641
It's only the afternoon here.

I just cleaned up most of my apartment. In a few hours I will go grocery shopping and pick up a burrito from my favorite Mexican place for dinner. Then I need to start my coding project which I put off so I could go out Thursday and Friday nights.

I'll probably also watch the Dave Chapelle special while eating.

drunk as fuck off wine because I don't eat and waiting for my girlfriend to get home from work so I can fuck her somehow and then go to bed and wake up in the morning to realize my miserable fucking ugly existence and look in the mirror and see my ugly fucking face and realize that I don't know how the hell I got a girlfriend but I am losing her because I substance abuse because life is boring and yeah.

going to go make a frozen pizza because I'm becoming fat anyway and what's an extra 1k calories lmfao fuck hahahahahah

>>36120641
I had a few drinks with some coworkers, including the hot redhead girl.
I was silent most of the time, but people seem to enjoy my remarks.
I don't know if they smiled because they enjoy my presence, or to make me shut up.
I'm at loss in social situations, I just don't have much to tell, help.

bump, lessgo

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come on in boys. there's a few already, it's sure to be a fun time.

bump come on and playyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>36120579
Build a brick wall infront of just the spic

>>36120579
And bomb the russian

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>>36120721
"But none of them are Russian."

If a pencil under the breast doesn't hold they're more like chest cysts and ugly af.

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>>36120576
The stages are;
Tits 14-19
Boobs 20-26
and finally Breasts 27+

>>36120484
Kid's are awful I just wish everyone didn't want them because not wanting kids is a huge black mark in the dating game.

>>36121610
You guys say this while the poor retarded niggers, spics, and dune coons keep having litters
Stop letting the white race, in turn, the civilized part of humanity, die

>>36121667
Aww hey there little guy! Did you get out of you get out of your cage again? >>>/po/

>>36120406
right now, none. if you diet/exercise you can be as poor as you want and youll get all the pussy.

>>36120456
>diet
But I'm not fat

>>36120456
>5'4
>getting girls

>>36120395
Go to s4s via an original route

>>36120395
/s4s/ is a good idea. /r9k/ is for autistic losers and genetic piles of garbage. Not to mention the NEETs. Don't forget the NEETs.

>>36120395
You will find peace here tbqh. When i started getting bored with /b/ i went to /mu/ then /lit/. I then started browsing [s4s] for a very short time because after 2years of lurking /b/ i didnt have fun on it anymore. [s4s] is actually great because its a big fucking nothing. While browsing [s4s] i started going on /r9k/ and this board really got me. Since im on /r9k/ ive been maybe twice or three times on /b/ - only to spam on there and observe the doings of newfags. Its been now about 9months since im on this board so im pretty much new but anyways - im still not board + i dont browse /mu/ or /lit/ anymore, this board kills my time perfectly

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>>36120305

>Fold towel in half
>fold again
>fold again until it can't get any more folded
>should now be a tube
>place a rubber glove on one end, the opening overhanging
>now fold it length-way, so you're folding the tube over the glove at one end.
>use elastic bands to keep it like that
>pull the opening of the glove around the towel
>should form a tight hole
>continue applying elastic bands until it's tight enough
>apply lube
>fuck

>>36120305
Go take a shower, or do it in my bed dry. Can only finish to full frontal fully naked fully shaved white girls. Kill me. Lube is overrated.

>>36120453
>Lube is overrated.
You are missing out on a world of coconut-scented pleasure, my friend.

>>36120249
she is an extroverted person, I'm introverted, that plus she is graduating this semester

>>36120249
There's no "her" in the first place.
God, I'm so alone.

>>36120556
Whats stopping you from finding a her? There must be a girl you see and you're just enchanted at first sight right?

she's an idiot normie, disregard

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It has gone to the point where she is begging me to have a gf.

>asian
>cousin getting married
>typical wedding drama
>more family politics
>mom used to keep us out of that shit
>she's been pulled in more and more recently
>mom used to tell me how controlling her family can be, how they pressured her into marrying my dad and how they coerced her into financially bankrolling everyone
>recently notice family has been trying to set me up with girls from other families i quite frankly don't even like
>hate the idea that i'm nothing more than goods to be exchanged in a business transaction to them, never mind i would have to live with the consequences

My mom used to keep her little subpart free but now that she seems to keep seeing "insults" against the family from relatives who seem to be doing nothing more than not perfectly towing the family party line.

They haven't done anything beyond that but it seems more and more like they intend to do to me what they did to my mom. Am I paranoid or do I actually have a good reason to be afraid?

>>36120129
You are very attractive

t. faggot

>>36120129
Can someone raise the gamma so that we can actually see OP's faggot face ?

>>36120183
thanks bb even though it's just the side of my bald head
>>36120302
I actually made sure you couldn't before I posted, checkmate