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I just want to die. I need a fucking drink fuck you.

>>36121934
fuck i'd kill myself if i went through that

between the normies and the weather jesus christ take me somewhere it actually rains

>>36121934
Not gonna watch this, waste of my time.

i was pretending all along

>>36121910
whoever made that edit doesn't know how elephant's mouths work.

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>>36121910
Fuck you.
Worthless piece of garbage.
You're the scum that needs to be washed away.

What state do you live in?

Original Comment

>>36121884
>the nearest Air Force base is 45 minutes away
By jet or car? Those fuckers move fast as fuck, they might have just missed the landing zone and are still making a uturn.

>>36121884
Were they Blue with yellow designs?

go away you pathetic beta faggot

sage

>>36121861

How does this make me beta?

Bumping. Someone's gotta know.

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>>36121837
I see apathy in your eyes

>>36121837
Repressed anger and sexual desire

I see a public massacre in your future

>>36121837
The cult of personality

How the fuck this is not fucking original?

Not for real, how?

>>36121833

care to elaborate why are you using apple products?

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>>36121907
Because Windows is garbage and I like MacOS better than Gentoo.

It's okay. It could be cleaner though. How do I get rid of dust without having to expend time and energy cleaning every speck of it in my room?

>>36121684
she likes you dummy

>>36121707
Then why did she ask me at what time I was leaving? That just sounds as if she wanted me to get out.

>girls being dumb as usual

Because men have a higher sex drive than woman. I mean our balls get blue, we have wet dreams with jizz everywhere afterwards if we have no sex for a while. If a woman doesn't get laid nothing happpens but the testosterone and sex drive of men can be ridiculus at times, we are hardcore programmed to fuck. Society gives men a bit of a leeway because of this.

>>36121678
What do you even mean by that?
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>>36121678
are those trashy looking bitches pissing on the floor in public

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>>36121622
>tfw skinnyfat with manboobs
>tfw ashamed of letting people see me with my shirt off so don't ever go swimming

>>36121664
You are hereby released from your shame, anon. You will simply be one of many men with unshapely bodies which will garner no attention from strangers. Go to the pool.

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>>36121622
>It's getting to be pool weather. Are you thinking about it yet?

I'm always ready to go to that pool

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I dropped out around 4 years ago now.
Money was very tight back in my retailcuck job and I was constantly broke, parents almost kicked me out because I was skimping on rent.
Last year though I finally saved up enough money to buy a car, I used the car to land a better job because every job here was retail or warehouse work, pay is still shit for what I do, but it was more than I was earning at the supermarket plus I got hired because they said the college level qualifications I studied in school and courses I took independently showed "ambition"

Now have a car, job and a place It's only a tiny studio apartment, but it's comfy.

>Work 30 hours a week as a net admin for a small independent environmental firm just outside town
>Days off involve ordering pizza and smoking a bowl just chilling the fuck out with music
>Only have like 2 real friends in the new city I moved to, but we have a good time when we hang out
>Mostly just stay in my comfy apartment by myself

It doesn't sound like much to the average norman, and I doubt I sound that ambitious, but I've been wanting this for so long it feels like I would be content with this for a while

>>36121562
>Dropouts of r9k where are you in life? Are you living a good life? Do you enjoy your life?
I may drop out soon, I am failing college

ask me again in 2 months

>>36121846
That sounds nice how did you get the net admin job?

>>36121509
Neetdom is hell

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>>36121551
>not being NEET makes op's feel impossible

>>36121624
Well, I just assumed. If he's a wagie then at least he got some rest today (and tomorrow) so he can make money for Mr. Shekelsteinberg on Monday and feel productive again. Go OP!

>>36121441
I don't know about a psyop, but it certainly has that effect.

i've never done any of that here and my first 4chan post was before 2008 or 2009. granted, i only "found" this board within the last two years, but still

we catfish each other? literally all i've ever seen like that was us tricking roasties on tinder with fake chad profiles.

your theory is flawed

>>36121441
It's not a psyop. People run psyops, and you can cut their heads off by going after the people. It's an attractor, a stand-alone complex brought into being by the intersection of various factors.

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>mfw each time I get my dog belly up and im loving on him I get close and talk into his ear

>you're a good boy! The best!
>GENETICALLY AND CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED
>STRONGER! FASTER! SMARTER! THE GREATEST DOG WHO EVER LIVED!
>ZE UBERHUND

Does being homeless count?

Dress normal also usually don't smell.

>>36121436
I tend to be more of a robot but appear as more of a normie

What does "smike me out" mean

>>36121431
Make a nice conversation. Get to know her, ask her what she likes, what would she like to do if you two hang out, tell her about yourself. Also, I would recommend you to tell her that the "Hey wanna fuck" was a joke at first.
I seriously hope sex is not the only thing you want. Good luck, Mr Magpie

>>36121502
she wants him to smoke the herbal jew with her before they fuck. chicks get super horny when they smoke weed.

>>36121431
>>its been 45 minutes since ive responded
it's already over faggot
>Also I dont have weed
yeah, forget about her

Agreed, femboys should be an accepted gender and encouraged.

At least he would have only killed himself that way

>>36121378
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3693622/

It's like I said. You can have high test, or you can have order. You will not be able to have both.