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I would kill 6 million to save my own life and I'm suicidal.

>>36122581
thanks for the update man, let us know how you feel in a few months too

>>36122630
That's nice, anon.

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>>36122499
>tall

every time. every single time.

Average height for me...a tall person is under 6;3

>>36122516
I'm 5'7 and dating a girl who is probably 5'9 or 5'10. Also, she looks great, not bullshitting you on this.

You just need to be socially capable, have at least a bit of charisma and project some confidence. Also, groom yourselves a bit and wear clothes that fit. Actually be an interesting individual and not some bland clone and you'll stand out, whatever your height is.

>>36122430
This guy is legitimately ugly. Most of the people here posting look nowhere near as bad as him and should be able to find a gf and have sex. Stop blaming your lack of pussy on everyone else and go get laid

>>36122430
keke'd reeeeeeeal hard

>>36122430
Holy shit you're Cher's son

anyboddy?

>>36122372
for me no. id be interested if that scenario were reversed however.

its not that i want to have sex with [famous sexy celebrity] i just want to have sex with something sexy, so having sex with a dog even one who i just saw was a hot human female, wouldnt do it for me but having sex with a dog that magically looks like a playboy model would.

>>36123226
but that would be rape because dog can not concent.

>>36122361
you guys blocked me this moring. why would you do that im just a sad robot

>>36122388
i am the 5'4' malet with the big dong, you all kept asking me questions about my penis and i kept answering, then you banned me. I didnt even bring up penis sizes, someone else did. i have an 11 incher btw, in case anyone was wondering

>>36122438
Would you trade it to be 6ft? Srs

>>36122355
I'm more interested in that pic

>>36122935
The guy looks like a perverted fat heroin addict living out his sexual fantasies, completely desensitized to what others think about him.

>>36123040
He's living the life I'd say. Cept I don't think he's a heroin addict, too well fed for that kind of lifestyle.

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>>36122265
drop her immediately she will leave regardless

>>36122265
she's playin gamezz dawg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnhXkCPMeMc

>>36122265
she's ascended into normiehood, you should leave that relationship anon.

I did join. Why haven't you?

>>36122261
Because I'm weak and have bad posture and gyno and I'm afraid that the other recruits or whatever will make fun of me.

>>36122302
the military will fix that.

>>36122176
Theres no way to answer that unless we see pics of what youre working with.

>>36122192
I don't want to post pics, but I see your point. Should I just delete the thread?

>>36122176
>Should I just try to be a female clone of my current self?
Basically what I am I didn't change a hell of a lot. I have to say though be careful if you're going to transition and you don't have dysphoria.

>>36122046
Only after having had it.

>>36122046
>
You won't be happy unless you achieve what you want, or achieve not wanting anything. The former is easier, the latter much more rewarding and a "true" happiness.

>>36122069

I'd say the opposite is true. I was honestly fine before I had my first romantic experience with a girl at 19. A bit numb maybe, but I wasn't fucking destroyed the way I've been since she left two years ago.

I wish I never met her. I wish I never fucking had that experience. Now I know what I'm missing, what we're all missing, and it really is a massive void.

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>brutalism will man you up, they said
>quit drinking tap water and go live in concrete
fucking normals

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>>36122074
I get what you are saying anon, there are a lot of brutalist buildings which just look depressing.

But when brutalism is done right I think it can be quite impressive.

Pic related, here is the digital Beijing Building built for the Beijing Olympics

>>36122224
oh, well, of course it works for the CHINESE, they have ipads for souls

>>36121988
>no fap
>faps
You aren't supposed to play with your penis at all. But it's a meme anyways so who cares.

>nofap
>edging
those two things dont go together anon
here's some advice for you: do /noporn/. And I mean it - no images, no videos, no audio, nothing. You only get to use your imagination and your hand. I don't personally do it anymore, but I really have never had a reason to pursue 'nofap' anyway so.

>>36121988
one one side, nofap gives me more energy

on the other, it gives me psychotic thoughts

>>36121947
>fuck I'm tired

There is no way this is original

>>36121947
anime fanfiction

>>36121947
Strong white nationalist men

t.woman

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>>36121941
>I'm a guy who wants to shave his legs. Does it look weird on a guy?
no, perfectly fine if you are gay
>Does it look better on certain body-types?
yes, fag body types

Athletic guys shave them all the time. As long as you are young you are fine.

They look AND feel sexy.

But watch out cus it comes in thicker and B4 that's a myth, no it's not, it IS true.

Trim them with hair clippers is my advice.

>>36121941
Use an electric or just trim so you don't get so many ingrowns. It also doesn't feel nice to have hairs blade-sharpened so they're pokey and clingy. An electric shaver won't sharpen hairs like blades do.

ban people who post emojis

>>36121939
get rid of the women and children

>>36123164
But then we wouldn't get girls spreading there butts, is that really something you want to go?