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is drowing a bad way to die? im planning on drowing on the beach
pic related, is where i live
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>>36124032
Yes it is
I almost drowned, it's horrible
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did you ever get thrown in the pool as a kid?
drowning fkin sucks
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>>36124065
no, i don't even know how to swim and i dont like the sun, in mexico it gives you cancer if you are 30min outside (im overreacting but it burns you so bad!)
>"Ummmm anon what are you doing home so early geeze?!"
>"Go downstairs and let Tyrone finish"
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"OK, but you need to make my TENDIES ASAP mom"
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>>36123918
>every white girl fantasizes about being dominated by BBC
>they subconsciously see you as betabux bitch boy
Asian girls are the only way to go boys, white girls are thoroughly brainwashed by jew propaganda
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>>36123918
Why do niggers always wear socks during sex?
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>website's dead
>even /b/ is slow
>all the shit I care about has been pushed out or dissipated
>entire site is just a containment board for stale /pol/ memes because literally no one else has a reason to use the fucking thing
>still here
>still writing posts
>still cranking out 1k words a day for absolutely no reason, obtaining nothing I couldn't get elsewhere for less
>sold my life from 2007-2017 for nothing
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what's the 4chan for the 2010s/2020s teenager generation?
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>>36123865
this site won't exist in 5 years, nevermind 10 or 20.
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>>36123899
it's been dead since 2007 anyway
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Is sex before marriage degenerate?
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>>36123818
Nope.
Marriage is degenerate.
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>>36123818
Why do you fucking degenerates post so much interracial filth. I hate seeing this shit.
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>>36123818
Marriage isn't even real, let's be honest.
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Why did they do it? What drives people to do things like that?
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antidepressants
oreganami
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>>36123781
They were pushed too far by the Chad's and Stacie's at their school.
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>>36123781
>Massacre time
That's not even clever.
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>Thad Wonderchode
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>>36123627
>if trips mods ban traps
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can we get a nu-male thread going? post your something from your collection
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>mfw i see a nu-male
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>drinking alcohol
>alone
>the more drunk I get the more I want to be with other people
>i don't have any friends
I want to feel alive, just for one night. I want to be part of it. I want to go out and feel like I'm part of life. But I'm always here, sitting on the outside, looking into a world I can never understand. I'm so depressed. I know those things of meaning are out there but I an incapable of grasping them. Why can't I be part of the fun robots? Why must the truly special things about life always elude me?
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>>36123624
Im in my room, drunk, reading your words and feeling a connection with you. You're not alone, you have an entire board of best friends who understand every emotion you experience. And we'll always be here
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>>36123670
Thank you anon. I am so depressed, sometimes I go out walking and seeing other people living their life, and I feel like an alien who cannot share in those things. I feel like something essential is missing in me. This website is like my home. Everywhere else I'm an outsider, looking at the world from the edges, always wanting to join but never knowing how.
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>>36123624
I did this for about 2 years anon.
You get used to it and come to like it.
I developed an alcohol dependency though. It's just anesthetic for a shitty life and it makes you even more depressed after you're an alcoholic.
My health went to shit from the drinking so I stopped 2 weeks ago.
Depression broke, feeling pretty good.
Enjoying things like reading, movies and video games again or just being outside doing stuff in the garden
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is there anything wrong with cumming on the carpet?
pic unrelated
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>>36123435
Don't hurt the doggo!
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well if one day you decide to want a carpet with no massive cum stains on it it could be inconvenient
plus there's gonna be a lot of awkwardness if your mom comes to visit and notices your seed all over the fucking floors
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>>36123496
I've been consistently cumming in basically the same spot for nearly 7 years now and have neither any discoloration or "rigidity" in the carpet fibers themselves.
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i eat at least 3 frozen singles pizzas a week. The rest of my diet is frozen burritos, frozen steamables veggies, frozen breakfast sandwiches, and those 90 second microwave rice pouches. I use a grocery-pickup service meant for the elderly to restock the freezer in my garage every month.
anyone got any /robotdiet/ tips
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>>36123390
I eat grilled cheese sandwiches every day.
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Less frozen shit
Is going out to a Supermarket once every 2 or 3 days doable?
By the sounds of it you could just start out slow and do the 'an apple a day' meme. That alone would be a massive improvement
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>>36123489
>going out every 2 or 3 days
>buying perishable foods like fresh fruit or vegetables that you gotta throw out
no thanks
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I dated a girl for 4 months and never even saw her bra and i only kissed her once.
I must have been doing something wrong
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>>36123380
Yeah that isn't right. Every girl I was with it only took a few days before hooking up.
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>>36123380
ive had a gf for 3 months and still never seen a vagina wtf
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>>36123380
>>36123500
You were just a friend not a boyfriend
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>heard about prostate orgasms on /r9k/
>finally cave in and deside to try
>dont actually have any toys
>look in bathroom
>dont wanna use toothbrus because I only have 1
>literally the only phalic shaped object i can find that doesnt belong to someone else is a toilet flunger handle
>fuck it, clean the handle and pour an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol
>have no lube so use shampoo
>try to lower myself down onto it
>it hurts pretty back, cant unclench my butthole enough since im standing
>push down harder, it goes in
>feels like theres too much friction
>about to take it out and apply more lube when i slip and fall
>plunger goes about 6 in deeper
>thankfull didnt fall straight down, not sure how far it would have gone
>panic and rip the handle from my ass, it absolutely caked in shit
>ass hurts so fucking bad, dull ache in lower abdomen
>disgusted with myself
>get to cleaing the handle, i'm shaking hard and everything hurts but there is no blood
>nobody home right now, dad will be home in about 30 min
>pain's not going away, I am noticeably in pain, not sure what I'm gonna tell dad when he asks what's wrong
why did I listen to you fucking morons? everyone one of you fucking trap fucking ass fucking degenerates need to be killed in the most painful and slow way imaginabel
ANYONE ABOUT TO FALL FOR THE PROSTATE ORGASM MEME, DO NOT DO IT
YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF
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>>36123364
my little brother did that shit when he was like 13, except he didnt get fall on it
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>>36123364
Kek you fucking idiot
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>>36123364
Fall for the meme guys it's great, op is just actually retarded and fucked up
rate my muscles r9k
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What muscles kid
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>>36123301
looking better than mine so 10/10
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You could put your arm in my ass and I would barely feel it.
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Guy maimon here, ask me anything
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>>36123278
What did Eliza smell like?
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>>36123311
she smells as fresh as a baby's bum, probably because she is so pure
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Where did you hide the body
How many times did you prep her bull
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>tfw no qt autistic furry weeb artist gf
Why live?
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I know, it's fucking draining.
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>>36123250
i just want to have a gf who is popular so maybe i can have more friends.
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>>36124361
>go out with popular girl who had a crush on me
>show autism and spill spaghetti
>all her friends know im a degen now
its best to keep that in your thoughts
>tfw gays keep hitting on me
Should I bring jumper cables with me at all times from now on?
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>>36123203
Yes it's the only way to keep those degenerates at bay. I don't know how you use this board with all these faggots here.
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are you emitting a gay scent anon
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No. Carry a large wooden cross with a encased bible attached to one end to smite gays with.