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Sorry boys, it's a crime to circumcise me 2017-04-09 12:27:03 Post No.36122115
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Sorry boys, it's a crime to circumcise me
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2017-04-09 12:27:03
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Why though. If Americans love ripping out nerve endings, why shouldn't the labia be trimmed at birth?
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>>36122115
Because how else can woman run the world if they aren't making men less sexually stimulated via circumcision?
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>>36122115
Because that's apparently not how equality works.
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>>36122115
I have pretty big lips and I wish we did trim them. It's not like a penis where you are cutting of the nerves of the head. Libs don't give us any pleasure and I am so ashamed of them. I never let a guy go down or even look down there. I'm so jealous of girls who have inners, OUTIES FUCKING SUCK
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last threads were pretty fun, so let's start a new one!
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first for intj male and infp female is comfy af and there's nothing you losers who take this too seriously can do about it.
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>tfw no qt racist ISTJ gf
Why live?
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ISTJ white male here
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What percentage of r9k is trannies and fags do you think? Honestly?
Id say 10% with a 25% posts rate
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>>36120890
>Id say 10% with a 25% posts rate
I don't know what this means.
Anyways I'm trans and I would say probably around 10% too.
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>>36120890
Let me give you a quick rundown.
- 4chan is actually a lot deader than you'd think
- Most active board is actually /pol/ due to being a containment board for people banned from Twitter/Reddit
- /b/ is dead due to Tumblr, Twitter, Discord providing much the same functionality, while Reddit does hobbyist discussion better
- Upshot: there are actually a lot fewer people here than you might think
- Anime resonates with autists, being a tranny is autism-adjacent
- 4chan strongly signals friendliness towards anime and autism culture
I'd say it's about 15%-20%, but only because no one else really has much of a reason to be here.
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>>36120922
>10%
this is an extreme over representation compared to the general public right? trans people are a mere fraction of a percent in the real world?
anyway, i'm an agp bi male, but i don't think i'll ever transition
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>tfw a thick black girl will never bother with a skinny white boi virgin like me
this sucks man
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a lot of black girls are fucking dorks that are into that
/there/there op
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>wanting an obese nigger
Black women are so awful not even their men want them
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>tfw no black gf to help act out my "female slave turns on her plantation owner and rapes him and beats him up and sits on his face" roleplay
Red flags for guys
>he buys pizza from Little Caesars
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That's a red flag for anyone. Chain pizza is a red flag.
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>he's a manlet
I can put up with pretty much anything else.
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SAGE THAT THREAD
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Showering Thread
>tfw warm Steam impales your nostrils
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>>36119950
>tfw think Ive finally made friends to shower with in a non homo wayYou forgot to add the word Feel with a capital F.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/
i want to make more friends
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I need some friends! Add me!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/illwarshipurdock/
The Bartender
Frogs 'n Feels : Final Edition 2017-04-08 09:28:07 Post No.36118467
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Frogs 'n Feels : Final Edition
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2017-04-08 09:28:07
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As the roasties close in on our board, and the normies have infiltrated deep into our lands,
let us have one final memorial thread to remember all the good moments we've had.
What're you drinkin'?
What're you feelin'?
Drinking Stolichnaya with rye bread.
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>>36118467
give me a cuban misslie crisis
- 1 part bacardi 151
- 3 parts coca cola
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>>36118467
Discount rum, tfw don't even want a gf anymore because I had one and she was awful and every female I meet is just equally awful. All I see are their flaws anymore. I don't have any optimism about them, because as soon as a girl I might think is cute opens her mouth she just turns out to be another soft-liberal feel good roastie with no depth in any regard.
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>>36118532
i just feel empty desu
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Post 'em.original
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originaIly posted
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The robot needs to be removed
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pls accept the originality of this post and don't mute me again
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how the fuck is this even possible?
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>>36110914
LITERALLY HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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that kind of stuff ruins my day, it ruins my day...
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>>36110914
Might just be friends
Might be in love
He probably doesn't spend all day shit posting on 4chan
Might have money
Might be a good person who's chill
Too many reasons anon.
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Post an image of your entire screen at the time of reading this. Don't close any tabs or anything like that. Just the entire screen, unless it's personal info.
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what exactly did you expect these screenshots to come out like though?
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>>36109196
>what exactly did you expect these screenshots to come out like though?
I wanted to look at what tabs people had open, it was pretty obvious it'd just be my post on the middle.
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>>36109196
Anon, post your desktop. I wanne see what shit you've done with rainmeter. Also, what're you downloading?
BROKE UP WITH GF, ANONS, and I FEEL SO HAPPY TO BE A ROBOT AGAIN
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um.. okay.. shadap now..
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>>36089287
Don't bait anon, lurk moar.
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>>36089287
>had a girlfriend
>considers himself a robot
That ship has sailed, anon
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Cheapest way to kill yourself?
I have no job, no money, and have to make full rent by the end of the month.
Even if I somehow got that quandry in order, I have no true motivations and I am an omega with no one would would notice if I was gone besides people I owe money.
I don't want anything. I keep trying to want things, and act on it, but it is too tiring.
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>>36068613
Jump Infront of a train, there is nothing to live for if you are poor anyways
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>>36068613
>Suffocation
>Suicide by cop
>Murdered by niggers
>Running in front of a car
Surely you have some creativity, OP.
Also, you're welcome in advance.
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Why do all these ways suck so much?
I wish I could afford a gun :(
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Show your family some love 2017-04-06 12:36:30 Post No.36064268
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Show your family some love
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You may use this thread for any member of your family
mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki/brother
Option 1
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
Option 2
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.
1 - I've always loved you the most.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too
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>he doesn't wanna lewd a 9 year old
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these threads are so god damn shit
stop making them every single day
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>>36064328
Keep that shit out of this thread, or it'll be deleted
>>36064347
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
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ITT: Everyone who ever posted on r9k.
We all live in the same house Now.
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Yo who's up for some hookers. We can sell our beds for hooker money.
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That'd be pretty cool, but I feel like we'd all group off and form cliques.
I'd hang out with the /comfy/ boys.
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That means I can fuck my bf every day so I'm down.
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"Hey brah, we're headed down to the beach to have an orgy. You in? Take off your shirt, sexy."
wat do?
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an orgy with girls....or...each other??
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>>36127810
"Are you a fag or something brah? No girls allowed."
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>>36127864
then nah, brah, y'all enjoy yourselves. no h8, just not my cuppa tea, can you diggit?