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I think I friendzoned a girl 2017-04-09 05:10:59 Post No.36127689
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I think I friendzoned a girl
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> ~13
> at Jesus camp (closet atheist)
> really cute girl there
> precocious
> openly talks about sexual things
> has a Playboy bunny tan tattoo on her thigh
> don't think she said she had sex, but I assumed she had
> we do a lot of activities together and talk a lot
> first girl I had ever talked to this much in my life
> develop a crush
> one day when we're alone for a moment she asks me if I like her
> say "kinda" because I'm afraid of rejection
> she's frustrated now
> say I only like her as a friend when she demands a definite answer
> (not true of course)
> she storms off
> avoids me for the last few days of camp
> never really talked to a girl since
I doubt she liked me back, but I still hate myself for being such a goddam pussy. I take some small consolation in the fact that I might have been the one doing the rejecting, as pathetic as that sounds. Chads/Stacies reject people all the time, right?
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>>36127689
>doubt she liked me back
you can't possibly be this retarded
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>>36127717
When she asked if I liked her she seemed annoyed at the thought of the possibility, from what I remember. I'm sure she had dudes all over her.
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>>36127689
Back in college there was a copy of Jesus Camp that kept getting passed around and left hidden at people's houses. The joke was, for whatever reason it started, that the movie was bad juju. After I graduated and moved, while unpacking some boxes, I found Jesus Camp stuck with my shit. I still haven't watched it.
>This show will never return
Why robots why?
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>>36127620
Don't make me post the dick handshake picture you fucking EXTROVERT NORMIE
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i'm surprised the other members aren't pissed at sammy for ruining their big break by being too edgy on twitter and pissing of a jew blogger. he's been on a real downward spiral since the show ended too
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As someone who enjoys MDE, World Peace was mediocre. His YouTube is far better
>be me
>have brother with aspergers
>ashamed of him
>embarrassed of him
>hardly love him
I know I'm terrible. I just can't help it. He is the worst person I have ever known. I know it's not his fault he's like this, but I can't, I fucking can't deal with him anymore. Every time I'm around him I'm immediately in a bad fucking mood because of his toxic personality and the way he spergs out in public. He's so incredibly self-centered and arrogant. Even when I try to show understanding he finds a way to make me angry again. I want to cut him off from my life.
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>>36127608
Kill him. save your family from the financial drain
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I feel the same way about my grandma
>she's always starting arguments with random people she doesn't know
>always complains
>toxic person
>mean
>selfish
Jesus, at least she used to give me money when I was younger
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>>36127608
What kind of shit does he do?
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Who /plantarwart/ here? 2017-04-09 05:05:32 Post No.36127599
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At this point I don't even care anymore. I go to the doctor and get one removed, and four more sprout/start digging into my foot. I figure they'll just go away eventually right?
I just hate scraping my feet too hard and making them bleed all over my carpet.
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>>36127599
I had one a few years ago, I just used peroxide on it for a week, then it kinda popped out. It was like a little pink tentacle.
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>>36127599
that's fucking gross, what're you doing, walking barefoot through pigshit or something
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>>36127599
I had 3-4 on my toes and one big one on my foot in 2013.
Went to the doctor to nuke them twice and it didn't work.
Eventually I got some of that wart remover gel from the grocery store (it works really well) and I cut into the wart to apply the gel. Next morning would cut that layer off and reapply the gel.
Eventually it got down to the roots of the warts and they died.
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What is the fsrtheet you've gone to maintain your NEET lifestyle? 2017-04-09 05:02:46 Post No.36127548
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What is the fsrtheet you've gone to maintain your NEET lifestyle?
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How far have you gone to maintain your NEET lifestyle?
I literally dropped out of my
4 year college and quit my job because games like Injustice 2 and The Last Of Us 2 are coming out this year.
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>>36127548
>Injustice 2 and The Last Of Us 2 are coming out this year.
That's why?
That's fucking why?
Over two shitty console games?
That's fucking why? A fucking zombie turd person shooter with a fuckable loli in it?
What the fuck.
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>>36127548
I did literally nothing.
I never wanted to be a NEET but I have no idea where to even begin to get out.
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>>36127548
>Injustice 2
>one of the shittiest fighting games ever made
Jesus christ OP. I would only drop college if a sequel to 3rd Strike came out.
Who /nopersonality/ here?
How do you deal with being boring and having no real interests or passion?
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>>36127526
Find similar people, that's how.
Or you could try out new stuff.
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I just stay in my room and wait to die, any day now.
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just chill and argue with people online
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Would you let these fine gentlemen protect you?
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>>36127497
Why does it look like Eric's drooling black liquid?
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>>36127497
Dylan looks like he's tearing black liquid.
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>>36127497
I would hangout with them, hopefully they dont shoot stuff.
I blame prozac and shitty people.
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Why not join Christianity? Even if you don't believe in the myths, it is still a very beautiful faith to be a part of.
"The Old Testament represents man as under the dominion of Law, in which, however, there is no redemption. The New Testament declares Law to have failed, frees man from its dominion, and in its stead preaches the kingdom of grace, to be won by faith, love of neighbor and entire sacrifice of self. This is the path of redemption from the evil of the world." - Arthur Schopenhauer
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>joining a spooky death cult instead of living for the present
no thx op
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>Even if you don't believe in the myths, it is still a very beautiful faith to be a part of.
If you don't believe in what you practice, you're wasting your time.
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>>36127487
That's tight bro! I'm Christian although a bad one but still Christian!
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has anyone here ever read my twisted world? what do you think of it?
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Yes, it was a fascinating look at one of the biggest losers that ever existed.
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>>36127375
too bad a fucking door stopped him
f
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I've read maybe 1/2 into it, plus multiple pages of the ending.
I can understand the idea of truly being so fucking done, so irritated and shoved aside by the world that you simply take action. Our approaches or perception of women is markedly different. Women are memes that are attracted to memes. Women like chad, women like x y z, who gives a fuck? Dude could have been fucking 10/10 hookers and smoking meth.
I feel really bad for him. I wish he could have found something else to channel himself into. He was in an echelon of society so far beyond what most people will ever be in. I find that the problem with rich as fuck kids is that they literally do not have any hobbies or interests whatsoever. There was nothing for him to practice, nothing for him to hone his skills in. He could have had an enriched, amazing life.
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>ITT: shit nobody will believe
>During Halloween 3 years ago, I dressed up as Captain Falcon.
>My costume didn't look that good but it was the thought that counted.
>As I was headed for one of my night classes, I saw a man trying to assault a girl in a dark alleyway.
>In those situations, usually I didn't know what to do but that day, I felt a purpose somewhere deep down in my soul.
>I rushed the attacker
>Called out "show me your moves"
>Jumped into the air and delivered a flying knee to his jawline as he turned his head around.
>As the man's body laid down in the black shadows, I asked the woman if she was okay.
>Apparently, the man had been trying to rob the lady and thought he could get a bit more out of her afterwards.
>I walked the woman to a nearby super market and she called the cops there.
>Afterwards, I began to leave and she asked me for my name.
>I told her, in the most nonchalant way I could:
>"Justice doesn't need a name. It just needs people willing to do the right thing."
>With that, I left.
>I'm not sure whatever became of the lady but I hope she has lived a good life.
>The man had apparently been picked up by police and it ended up being talked about around town.
>He had a knife and a glock17 on him.
>I'm not really sure how that night would have turned out had I not been there...
>Or had my attack not stopped the man.
>None of my friends know this story because they would never believe it.
>To this day, I still don't believe it and try to pretend it never happened.
>All I knew before that day is that I was just a simple law student...
>But on that night, I had become the law.
>Do your part to help innocents.
>Let your inner Captain Falcon fly.
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>>36127320
Even if this is fake, it was still a good read
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>>36127401
>"Show me your moves!"
Fucking kek. 10/10, would read again
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>>36127320
>My costume didn't look that good
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Fuck this guy. Also pornstar hate general 2017-04-09 04:45:31 Post No.36127261
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Fuck this guy. Also pornstar hate general
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>like to watch 90s/early 2000s porn
>best pornstars (Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, etc)
>put video
>always this faggot appears
>fap ruined
>still appears on todays videos
Wtf man fucking anglo subhuman
He's annoying as fuck and he takes over 9000 stroking his tiny shrimp dick only to drop a pitiful cumshot and moan like a pig getting raped. He also eats his own cum
Always paired with the hottest pornstars. Why? Are porn directors trolling the spectators?
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>>36127261
at least he is getting pussy you dumb faggot
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explain more OPelotudo .
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>>36127901
That's a crime as well
>be a fugly drunkard drugie
>get paid to fuck women
God knows what goes behind that industry and in the mind of the producers
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>5'4
>chubby
>gay
>khhv
>decide to buy thigh high socks
>go on /soc/
>post pic and kik
>get messages to show off more
b-but i'm not even a t-trap..
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>>36127115
You sound really cute op
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>>36127115
Just be gay and chubby.
My favourite qualities.
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>>36127164
t-thanks!
>>36127165
b-but i wanna lose the weight..
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Midnight Cute-Posting Thread [>_<]
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>>36127093
>Midnight Cute-Posting Thread [>_<]
it's not midnight yet silly!
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>>36127122
Cute dubs. It's past midnight on the east coast, it's real cute nigga hours now.
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>>36127093
suck my dick, shiro
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I want a under 13 year old gf
and I want 2 of them
How to achieve my goals?
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>>36127077
you don't
trust me anon 2D is much better and safer
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You cannot in the three dimensional world.
And the three dimensional little girls are not worth it nor cute enough to rival the ones from the two dimensional world.
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>>36127143
Yes I do, trust me.
2D can't bring me water when I'm sick as hell in bed and my leg hurts and I'm all out of extra strength tylenol and all I have is crappy medicine that barely does anything if it even still works
There's literally nothing that "2D" can do especially since mastubating myself is getting tiring and boring now
Early 2000s kids (refer to the chart), what things do you find yourself missing from the early 00s?
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My motheroriginagalunoriganl
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>>36127063
Literally nothing. My parents didn't let me do anything but schoolwork so I don't know anything about that time period.
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I miss the games, the lack of responsibility, the fact that I had a social life and consistent friends, and that I was happy and not anxious about stuff all the time.
>>36128509
>Also the music and skater culture
you and me both man