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Well robots, I have entered borderline despair territory again. During lecture at college, I spotted a girl who was in one of my classes last semester. For a brief period, I couldn't stop thinking about her. Normally, girls don't catch my attention anymore because I have been isolated for so long that I gave up on being in a relationship all together. However, she is different. I am feeling a sense of attraction that I have never felt in years. Her slim figure. Her brown cascading hair. She looks like a combination of pic related and Ellen page. She doesn't dress like a typical sorority girl. I never see her sitting next to any guys. She always takes a seat near the front of the lecture hall surrounded by the other girls. She never chats in class and is always attentive and taking notes. I have the feeling I genuinely want to get to know her. Over the summer I managed to forget about her. I never thought I would see her again because I go to a very large public university, but here she is again. How do I get rid of this sick feeling I get in the pit of my stomach? I know I will never be in a relationship with her or any girl like her and it pains me. How do I cope with these feelings and just forget that she even exists?
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>>39265618
Oh for Christ's sake, either just talk to her outside of class or forget about her altogether. Fantasizing that much about someone you don't even know is not only unhealthy, but fucking stupid too. Stop being a goddamn crybaby for once in your life and actually do something about it
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>>39265618
just keep in mind she's probably nowhere as interesting as you think she is. not saying she's a bad person or anything, but what you have in your mind is not going to be anything like reality and you will just be disappointed
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>>39265618
I know this feeling way too well :(

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>most interesting girls are fat
>most hot girls are braindead doormats
Why does this world suck?
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>>39265577
The put all their stat points in one skill / attribute
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>>39265816
What does a DEX build girl look like?
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>>39266211
Volleyball player

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There's too many "x hate" threads spreading negativity on this board, so I'm creating this thread for everyone to appreciate and be kind to one another in!

All races, genders, nationalities, and sexual orientations welcome!
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>>39265572
r9k is where positivity comes to die. There is no hope. There is no point. Life is a game that plays with your will to live until you finally quit.
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>>39265572
Hi, wanna sit and have a drink together?
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l appreciate you, anon

Im terrified of grasshoppers, there's two of this fucks in my kitchen, and i need my leftover tendies. What do? If i have to get closer than 10 ft it cant be done.
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>>39265564
have someone do this to you so youre not scared of them anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikjwKtaRGuY
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Just end it anon, you'll have tendies in heaven
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mexicans eat grasshoppers

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At least life doesn't last forever.
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>>39265447
It's the longest thing you'll ever do.
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>>39265447
Yup
You don't have to suffer forever
Just some years left and it's all over like going to the dentist
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at least all the happy people will have everything stripped from them including their pride.

they get to grow old eating birthday cake in mursing homes, lol. truly tragic

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The only reason Hitler got into power was because his significant voter base was entirely made up of women.
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>>39265235
Fuck, why is that image so hot?
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Can you please provide a source for that? """"Redpill""""
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>>39265904
(((sources)))

try google

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What are you addicted to, anons?

Me:
>pornography
>jerking off
>fast food
>sometimes dessert food
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>cigarettes
>caffeine
>alcohol
>meth
>sugar

i wish meth wasnt so expensive here, if it weren't for my job I couldn't afford
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>>39265241

Ausfag?

original
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>>39265255
NZfag, so close.
I hear it's expensive there too, though.

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>tfw depressed for so long that you've forgotten what it's like to not be a brainlet
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>>39265175
depression makes people stupid? You sure that's not the meds?
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>>39265194
isolation definitely makes people stupid. you need new experiences and environments or your brain stops working.
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>>39265194
brainfog
not OP but even simple addition or some shit becomes a trouble, not because I don't know how to, it's just slower.

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is 22 too old to get my shit together be honest should i just kill myself now?
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Jesus ascended into heaven at 30 so yeah,you got time. 35 is the dead line.
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>>39265111
Jordan Peterson says that even at the age of 24 you have the time to get your shit together.
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>>39265111
Heaps of time senpai. Take baby steps and take it slow. Have small achievable goals that you can realistically work towards and you'll find that you'll get your sit together in no time. I believe in you Anon

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a random black guy asked me for a light for his cigarette today and ended up going off on a tangent about he got tricked into fucking a tranny at the age of 18 and how he confessed to enjoying it

he was totally non chalant about it all

I don't go out too much but is the world really becoming THIS degenerate?

also why are norms so desperate to strike up conversation with me every time I go out I don't get it
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On the street, the answer to every question is no.

Hey man can you help me? No.
You got a light? No.
What's your name? No.

Every fucking question.
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>>39265168
yeah I usually adhere to this principle but he came up to me asking if I saw that white girl with the huge ass passing by and seemed really friendly we were 30 seconds into a conversation about Brazilian ass implants until he asked me for a light

he had two tear drop tattoos on his face too I'm pretty sure he did time in prison
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Last time some old man tried to strike up a conversation with me at Wendy's I made pretend I was deaf. You should try that OP.

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My boyfriend plays his PC games with sex mods and I don't like it.
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shouldn't have become gay then
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He uses sex mods as a test boost.

But you get all his cummies at the end of the day.

All the cummies he's generated from playing with sex mods.
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This is not something within your control, nor should it be. Fight him on this and you risk the relationship.

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>he trains with iron arrows because addy is too expensive
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>not bronze
>not using that level 5 bow with unlimited arrows
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Listen here you fuck
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>>39264906
>>39264977
>>39265178
>he doesn't use the sling and bot cows all day

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Want to get laid? It's easy. Just become a feminist. There's nothing women respect more than a man who respects them.
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>>39264876
>respect women
yes, every functioning human is worthy of respect, and some of the malfunctioning ones to boot
>be a feminist
no, respect is not putting someone on a pedastal and being a white knight cuck
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>>39264876
top bait

>>39265123
>every functioning human is worthy of respect
Hahaha what a cuck
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>>39264876
Male feminist dont get laid you fucking dumn fuck and women dislike them for not being masculine.

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>tfw live literally nowhere
>nothing but empty fields around the house
>I will never meet a qt fembot because the civilization is too far away from me
>too afraid to move out
>too afraid of people in the cities
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>>39264842
>>too afraid to move out
>>too afraid of people in the cities
this is understandable but trust me you get desensitized to cities extremely fast.

by which i mean a part of your soul dies. the part that's uncomfortable with crowds and lack of personal space.
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You've gotta try. Have you tried to find your qt? Have you tried to move out and face your fears?

DO IT!!!
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>too afraid of people in the cities
>tfw live in one

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>1997 leave School
>start my first job (painting houses)
>1998 Second job (working in a bar)
>2000 third job (working in a rent-a-car)
>working and hitting the gym 5 times a week
>go out every friday night
>2003 got my own home
>2005 start to lose friends because they all got married or moved
>keep hitting the gym and wage-slaving
>no friends now
>2008 wage-slaving for 11 years
>hit 30 losing my hair KV
>hurt my shoulder badly in the gym
>wake up one day at the age of 30
>realise I never had a gf and have no friends
>if I never even kissed one girl in my prime years what chance to I have now?
>why even go to work?
>I don't have any bills to pay
>125K in the bank
>do the math
>quit my job
>sold my car
>bought a nice PC a ps3 and a xbox 360
>became a NEET
>this was in 2009, I will be 39 in November
>NEETing since 2009

My advice, never go for the Just be yourself and the just lift meme.
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Bumping with a: just lift.
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yeah but what happens when you run out of that 125K

it should be almost gone by now, 8 years
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>>39265609
Still have 84K, been spending an average of $330 a month, I only spend money on food and utilities.

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