>got too drunk at the bar
>end up at an after party
>accidentally made out with bfs friend
>play Vladimir mid against ahri mid
>accidentally get carried by my team
>befriend a guy
>he's roommates with his sister
>when I stayed over they showed together
>when we went to a roadtrip together and he had to go pee she held a Gatorade bottle up to his penis
>we start dating
>he reveals to me that he isn't actually siblings with his roommate and they just happen to share the same last name
>they just pretend to be siblings to occasionally screw with people
>remember that he still done weird sensual stuff with her while we were dating
>he tells me he and her have gradually stopped doing all the casual nudity stuff since we started dating and that I don't have to worry about him cheating because him and her never had sex before and don't see each other in a sexual way
They showered together while we were dating, but stopped doing it when we became more serious. I feel like breaking up the relationship
>>36129378
Were you not bothered enough that he was doing those things with somebody you thought was his sister?
>Be me
This week was spring break.
BUT, instead of going out and partaking in youthful party culture, I worked my shit-tier babysitting job and playrd vidya all break. So today, I decided to leave the cavernous hole in which is also known as my bedroom, to go for a bit of retail therapy. After going to places I just had this instinctive decision to purchase a Ps4, Xbox or Nintendo Switch just because, why the fuck not? I went into Target and immediately see a qt employee.
>Dirty blonde hair
>A bit taller than me
>Seemed nerdy (in a good way) and intelligent
I was nervous to approach him but I just tried anyway. He helped me out a bit and was helpful right away. We stood there, looking at the games just chatting a little.
I can literally FEEL the embarrassment pouring out of me.
>Red face
>Cheeks burning up
>Hands are literally sweating
>Can't maintain eye contact
He helped me and when I was done he just smiled and said "Good luck". And that was it.
WHY AM I LIKE THIS? I COULD'VE ASKED FOR HIS NAME AT LEAST. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? HE WAS LITERALLY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS AND ALL I DID WAS SPERG OUT AND BARELY SAY ANYTHING. OMG WHAY THE FUCK MAN I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A NERDY WHITE GUY ONE DAY WHYYYYYYY CANT I OH MY GOD REEEE IM SK MAD
should i go back???
>INB4 he was a chad not at fucking ALL
>>36128979
Sales staff are paid to be nice to you.
>>36128979
You femanon or fag?
>>36128979
>>INB4 he was a chad not at fucking ALL
Yeah, I bet he doesn't even have a six pack!
streaming and lonely, pls come watch me, or at least call me a faggot.
twitch tv osmurr
>>36128971
bumparinooooo reeeeee
>>36128971
Jimmy here, join the comfy stream bots
the content in this stream will knock of a chromosome
drug trhread
getting cocaine and hopefully xanax tonight
what's everyone on?:
>>36128869
>what's everyone on?:
I don't use drugs
you should stop
I injected like 5 whole weed needles I think I might OD. Oh yeah did I mention I do drugs.
>>36128879
I would but it's the only thing I enjoy in life
Why do males hoard the boxes of their electronics?
They're useful for storing other items in.
It bothers me that so many boxes these days are made specifically to hold only the item that was packaged in them.
Because they're like trophies.
>>36128852
I donate my stuff after I'm done with it. I like them to appear new, instead of the usual hand me down look of the average donated item.
Why do girls love the knot so much?
>>36128803
you got the rest of it?
>>36128803
Stretches them out. Girls like girth
>>36128803
>born too early for canine penis implants that inflate under sexual tension
fugg
Is it just me or are comfy threads dying? Please post.
aye, /b/ is more the place for comfort threads
but /r9k/ could definitely use them more
probably has something to do with how textless posts aren't allowed
>>36128816
/b/ is the complete opposite of comfy what are you talking about
Given the chance would you rape Nyanners?
*steals a kissu*
>>36128739
Given the chance I'd blow her up with my hands, legally, in the cage of my choosing.
Nope.
Most annoying voice I've ever heard.
What age did you officially give up on women?
When I realized that my mother didn't love me. So, quite young.
>>36128636
When I was 22
33 now
>>36128636
I'm 19 and I haven't given up yet but I can feel myself crossing that threshold. Women as a gender have very few redeeming qualities that are mostly counteracted by their overwhelmingly negative traits.
How are women even able to cheat? Who are the scumfucks banging dudes gf/wifes?
>Girl comes onto guy or puts herself out there
>Never tells or lets the guy know that she has a bf/husband
It's pretty common.
This problem would be solved if people only had sex within committed relationships.
In case you haven't noticed very many men are enablers of women's shitty behavior, including on this board. Many men are also unabashed scumbags.
How can 3D disgusting filthy pigs even compete?
they literally cant
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>36128040
breeding capacity
show me a pregnant belly on that girl or dine in hell
By being real (and original)
Why do they all look like anime characters?
This chart needs a serious overhaul.
>Ashley
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Erica
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Eliza
Keep; should be in the center with a photo larger than the rest.
>Lauren
No one posts her; replace with Grimes.
>Ilay
Keep.
>Crispy
Keep.
>Rose
Keep.
>Marky
Keep.
>Anzu
Keep.
>Katya
Keep.
>Miru
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Ella
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
All top tier qts but Ashley is best girl.
>>36128088
What the fuck is the obsession with eliza. She's weird as fuck and not in a good way and she's ugly. Wtf
I will give a (You) to anyone in this thread who is not a
>nu-male
>feminist sympathizer
>republican
>gamer
>Trump shill
>communist
>flaming homosexual
>or Canadian
>>36127838
I'm sleepy. I think I'm gonna go to bed.
>>36127889
Sleep tight, sleepyhead.
There is nothing wrong with being Canadian.
>have been losing weight
>up really late
>craving dominos pizza
FUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>36127746
Have an apple
dont order a fucking pizza have some restraint
look up meals you could cook instead practice cooking
I got a dominos earlier today. In fact most of it's still in the fridge. I think I'm getting sick though cuz I'm not hubgry
I don't understand why everyone is so butt hurt about what happened. This was for the greater good who gives a flying fuck about some irrelevant third world country? Assad and his men need to be punished for what they did, and this is the perfect way to start. America is going to rise to the top and all the scumbags who don't want to join will be left in the dust.
>>36127706
I don't give a fuck so long as we don't waste a bunch of money on another war. It doesn't look like that'll be the case though, so it should be fine.
>>36127752
eggzactly
if trump says chemical weapons are illegal and doesn't back that sentiment up, then he's a weak faggot. at least he backed his word up and didn't cause a new war in the process. chemical weapons are shitty and should be eradicated