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such a stupid proposition, may as well say you can predict the future or shit gold.

>>36133809
YOU CAN NOW SHIT GOLD!
what do you do, robots?

>>36133809
Reborn not reliving your current life over again.

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>>36133772
i think about suicide all the time bud, but i just have to remember that maybe, just maybe it'll get better

or it'll get worse, who the fuck knows im here to roll the dice of life

oh this shit said normies/content anons i better high tail it the fuck out of here then

>>36133806
>>36133824
All anons welcome, but looking at the perspective of someone who is satisfied with life would be more of what I'm looking for.

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>>36133744

Sex is only worth it if there is trust, intimacy and love.
Sex without these, such as a 1nightStand, is just masturbation with a good onahole but attached to a person you have to work out and work with...
Sex with a person you love and trust, who you want to please and pleasure, whose body you want to explore and massage... This is what makes sex good and desirable. Anything less is just the chemical impulses saying to chase a high.
Get yourself a partner by becoming partner material: build up a skill, monetise it, have a private residence, interesting hobbies/interests to chat about, dress well, smell nice.
You deserve the love you desire, and you must take the responsibility of obtaining it.

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>>36133972
>build up a skill, monetise it, have a private residence, interesting hobbies/interests to chat about, dress well, smell nice.
Fuck that. I'd rather just not have sex.

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>>36134087
They say that to live a good life is to live such that you minimise the amount of regrets you'd have on your deathbed, and that most regrets are from a lack of courage and a lack of trying - as opposed to regrets of failure/embarrassment.
Seize the day, have a shower!

>>36133723
Did you excersize? What is your diet?

Eating my tofu and rice right now man. Fuck those normie-scum meateaters.

>>36133739
>reduced cal. soy bread
>soy bacon bits
>non dairy vegetable spread
>mashed potatoes (put vinegar, salt, garlic powder, vegetable spread in it)
>no sugar popsicles
>penut butter
>mustard (diluted with vinegar to lower calories)
>vitamin pills
>grits
That's pretty much it. I'd eat cheese but it's so full of calories that I accidentally vegan. And I'm lactose intollerant also, anyway. People in my family get that way when they get older for some reason.

Tfw I'm Korean and I'm starting to see my oneitis since freshmen year of college after graduating last summer. Years of lifting finally paid off. 6'1 194 athletic build now and seeing the transformation in myself finally gave me enough confidence to ask her out.

>go on group date first
>her friend hits on me all night
>ignore her advances
>her friend calls me gay in an indirect way
>asks if I had a girlfriend
>tell her yeah right until senior year (Asian ex)
>meanwhile qt blonde wants to dance but I sperg out and sip on some drinks instead
>kill me pls

>ask qt out two days later and she agrees
>just need to make this date count
>pls send help anons

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best pairing

>>36134262
I guess if you have to racemix it's the best pairing.

uuu
i wanted them to hug me one more time

ayafags never going to be my friend again..

>>36133602
get away from me you creep
t. aya

What about people that don't have that many family members?

>>36133994
Doesn't have to be family just 3-5 people but I am doing it in front family.

>>36133576
what if you told them you have to record them sitting down in the living room and then edit yourself into the shot?

>>36133560
Solution is to develop a sense of accomplishment. Set small achievable goals, then achieve them. Pick a hobby, preferably one that makes you feel good, that has the possibility of making you feel proud of yourself, such as a craft that requires practice to get better.

>>36133828
Doesn't work

Even if I achieve something I don't see it as a big achievement.

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>>36133560
Esteem is like fire. It needs a fuel in order to continue burning. You must find something, at least one, fuel source to further enhance your self-capabilities. Regardless of the outcome of your decisions, you must continue without giving up. What you are experiencing right now is a moment of weakness, time will tell if you would pick the right decisions to avoid such fates. Pic related.

>>36133528
/devilish/ thread? /devilish/ thread!

>stupid vapid female comes to me trying to do small talk
>"stop breaching into my personal space"

>>36134559
No wonder you autists don't have girlfriends.

>>36134589
I have standards, my oneitis exists only in the virtual space as she is not from my town, I don't care about vapid sluts or sex.

>>36133426
how long did you stay awake for?
how long did you starve for?

genuinely might try this to add some excitement to my routine. would be a change from going to bed, waking up and fucking around on the computer until my next meal.

>>36133426
>>get permanent brain damage from going hungry and not sleeping

lmao not possible. you can't harm yourself by not sleeping because your body will involuntarily take microsleeps if it gets that bad.

this is self diagnosed autism

>>36133426
Are you the guy who stayed up for 72 hours? We told you that wouldn't be good

how about the fact that we will all die eventually anyway so we might as well continue living while we have the chance?

1. it would be wrong for me
mother to outlive me by my standards
2. i got nothing thats it

Anime will become real
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>36133277
Interstellar, saw it twice in imax and it was an amazing experience, literally on the edge of my seat the whole time

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>>36133277
best dbz movie

>>36133277
>Primer
A fun little indie movie about time travel.

>>36133259
Don't get stranded on an island after the plane crashes over the pacific, ya hear?

Thats cool. I hope you have a good flight and got a nice place to live over there.

>>36133259

Cool, I'd love to move somewhere someday too

I mean it. All of you deserve to be happy and if i had a say in it i would make you happy,or atleast try.

cute original cat anon

That is a cute cat

wtf is this double mirror you speak of?

>>36133353
this

I want to know about the double mirror and robot wont let me

Had you never seen a picture of yourself? I doubt it's that bad.