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lol, it's all down hill from here. May as well kill yourself now and save yourself the pain and embarrassment of being a 35 year old kissless virgin.

>>36135408
You know when I was young I thought the idea of being atleast past 20 and still being a kissless guy who's never held a girl's hand would be impossible.

Boy was I fucking wrong.

chad was right to laugh. that girl was lying to you. nobody would have gone to prom with you.

i stopped fapping to her because i could never confirm if her tits were fake.

Yeah, I tend to attract older women, actually. 5 to 10 years is nothing.

I wanted to fuck my economics teacher so bad back in school, she always wore her shirt with the top three buttons undone and you could always see her round ass in those tight dresses she wore

just thinking about it still gets me going

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>fail my driving theory
>quit bothering altogether seen as it requires the slightest bit of effort (+ money)

Literally me a year ago.
Only thing changed I got a drivers license.

It's too late man. People our age already have families and careers. We will never catch up to them.

>>36135238
>24
>graduated
>working on saturdays, prepare stuff during the week
>procrastinate so hard I just called in sick because I was ashamed to show up without work
I think I'm gonna flunk even harder soon, I'm scared. Why do I let the PC destroy my life?
Also OP, learn to make rice and fry eggs and meat, that's all that matters. If you can do that you can learn other shit later. Especially eggs, always make your breakfast. You will definitely learn. Just experiment with oil, fire and time, observe, change things a bit etc. Making eggs convinced me that cooking isn't impossible to learn.

>>36135210
I am skeptical as to whether or not this is bait.

Ears are melting

You're faucking disgusting mate

That's a normal poop for me.

>>36135191
Dude clean your damn toilet from time to time. That's disgusting.

Which foods do I need to consume to clean my bowels? I'm constipated all the fucking time.

>>36135150
You've got it backwards. He knew he was attractive. In fact, he felt he was the most attractive thing to ever grace the soil. He was so self-aware that he was consumed by it.

What he didn't know was that women aren't into men who are that damn feminine.

>>36135199
>into men who are that damn feminine.

What should have he done instead?

>>36135199
Also, think about it.

he was

>attractive
>had a shit ton of money

What the fuck was wrong with him

he could have been fucking LA models.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u0JfNY_YIk

I <3 ?

:x

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Can't wait for winter already

i hate all those things

oregano

Senpai is the most normiest fucking thing.
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>>36135140
Senpai?????? I typed Senpai!!!!!
What the fuck is this!!!?!?!?!?! My heart is literally racing, am I having an aneurysm????!!??
I didn't copy it or anything I typed SENPAI!! SENPAI IS THE MOST NORMIEST FUCKING THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36135029
It's a good example

I thought their country was controlled by asian Rasputin.

>>36135029
it's spelt ruin* op

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>999

How about we discuss your fine dubs, my fellow connoisseur of double digits?

>>36136074
do you know what double means

I'm 27 and going to community college. When they speak they sound fucking stupid. No understanding of the world or anything outside social media. HKV though.sucks

Say you prefer real women she will get triggered and hate you

Have you tried killing yourself? The ultimate act of ghosting. Give it a go.

She deserves better than you desu senpai.

>>36134973
>A *man so gay that he wears makeup fell in love with me over Facebook.
fix'd

>>36134955
There's no progression in temping senpai
People who do temp work are 100% desperate 4 the money and have no choice

If you don't have kids a gf or actual mouths to feed don't do it

>>36135047
I can imagine my family's response. You should WANT a job after being without one for a year, you're supposed to be helping us out with grocery money, what so you want to go back to doing nothing all day?

>>36135441
>what so you want to go back to doing nothing all day?

Just say yes.

What's the worst that can happen?

>>36134786
If I was you I would just kill myself if that happened

>>36134786
Women, men, children, everyone, every time I leave my sanctum. It is what it is.

And I feel like you're coming down too hard on your friend. I don't think he expected that to happen and he was probably looking to help you out.

>>36134827
I begged him not to do it to be fair. I know how women see me but having that happen still fucking stings

>>36134699
They won't for the most part, they'll end up infertile or get cancer ;^)

I love how God punishes roasties and normies the most.

And that's why you're virgins, right?

>condoms do nothing to cure
It would odd if they did.
You mean condoms do nothing to stop HPV infection?

>>36134694
How is this different from swimming?

>>36134710
Most robots don't swim every day nor do they shower every day but still

>>36134710
>>36134745
also swimming forces you to go outside around normies.