Does anybody here not have facebook?
Do you think it has effected your social life (or lack of one)?
What's your opinion about it?
It's useful as a chat platform. I don't use it like a normie though. 20 friends, anime profile picture, never post anything.
I'm on my third account since I kept deleting them.
>>36137840
21 year old here.
I don't and it really has. Everyone had it in high school. It became the norm to ask people out on Facebook, send party invitations there, talk about meeting up etc. Sure, if I was really wanted somewhere they could have just asked me in person, but as marginal person I think it would have benefited to just be easy to approach on there.
That said, I hate Facebook and everything it stands for as well as (((Mark))) so I'm not that bothered. Living the robot life is not as bad as some make it seem.
>>36137840
I have one but I only use it to fap to lewd pics of girls I knew in high school
Can you honestly say you'd react any differently?
>>36137804
Still waiting for sauce on the white guy >:/
>>36137804
Did you know the appeal of this shit is basically the same as watching a girl fuck a dog? It's degrading
When are the mods going to put a stop to the blatant shilling happening on /r9k/ right now?
Daily reminder that if you watch porn with men in in your a cuck
Lesbian/trap-vs-female pornography connoisseur here ama
>>36137797
>If you watch porn with men you're a cuck
>trap-vs-female pornography connoisseur.
Is this meant to be ironic?
>>36137818
its less gay than regular porn
>>36137797
What if I dont even watch regular 3D porn anymore.
>Feels threat
>24, gainfully employed at a location that I hate (teacher)
>Depression that's only temporarily fixed by being industrious, yet I'm never industrious unless I'm bored and stuck somewhere
>Love music and poetry, but too scared to try it on my own
>Just wallow in the mess that I live in
>Just want to do marketing to pay rent and make educational video games as a passion project
>Why do I instead veg-out in front of the computer and only go outside for dog walks?
>pic related. I would like to believe but feel I would have to literally be delusional to believe
What's wrong with me?
p.s. it's weird that you need to click the "im not a robot" box in order to post
Not really feels but kinda related.
Origionalio
>>36137717
The second to last one anon, not everyone goes to church because they believe in God (although many do) but because they want to feel that for just one hour, they're a part of something, that they belong
I am a NEET that dosen't live off of welfare, autismbux, parents, inheritance, or trust fund.
Ask me anything.
Where do you live. how are you not dead
What do you life off of?
>>36137689
How do you manage to live such a lavish luxurious celebrity lifestyle?
How do I stop being a little bitch, /r9k/?
I can't afford to be a doormat any longer. Is this forever?
>>36137668
Try taking a humongous cock in your ass.
>>36137668
>get job that pays above $50k/yr
That's literally it
>>36137778
This plus lift weights. Your daily goals should be career/lift/side cash.
>dad was a chad
>mom was a semi-robot
>they fell in love and had me
>I got traits from both
Do you know how weird this feels?
I can, in theory, be a normie.
I can chat, be pleasant, funny etc.
People like me.
But inside I feel alone and autistic. Not the medical kind, the 4chan kind.
It's like I don't belong anywhere. Too normal for this place, too weird for normies.
A normie + cyborg is gonna basically make you a dysfunctional normie. But still a normie, so you know where the exit is.
>>36137654
then what's a cyborg + a robot?
>>36137678
Android.
Looks human but is 100% robot.
Hello /r9k/. Shall i tell you my story of retardation and autism, of school and my time as a tard ward?
I was always curious what goes down in the tard wards. Go on faggot, amuse me.
Yes you fucking twat what are you waiting for give me a story for this (you)
>>36137546
Allright, hang on.
My Story started when i was 15, in 2010.(This will be important later on)
>i was actually pretty popular at school, and technically alpha, but it was not always like this
>before we moved state, i have been the very definition of beta at my old school, so i was always nice to the local beta kids
>teachers notice this, ask me if i would like to take part in my schools tard warding and integration programme
>i agreed because i would miss some of my math classes while tard warding and would not get any maths homework
>first day as a ward, go into special ed room
>there are about ten tards and and nine wards
>i, as a novice in the tard police get a potat named Mark
>just Mark, no family name, no nothing, his origin is a mistery, a caretaker family took him in a while ago.
>he is a peaceful vegetable, just fitting for me
>or so we tought
Cont?
The single most stressful aspect of my life is that nothing truly, genuinely brings me joy except for when I meet an online girl to talk to that I like, which has only happened three times in the last five years.
My point is that I go to work, I go home, and I do nothing. I'm constantly bored, there's nothing I seriously want to do. It isn't a matter of money either. I don't know if I'm explaining my problem properly, but I hope you guys can understand. Let's say for example its Saturday morning, I don't have to go to work, I have thousands in the bank, it should be my day off to relax and enjoy myself right? I'll spend the entire day in bed, bored and miserable with no reason to get up. I seriously don't want to go anywhere, play any games, or do anything.
How can I fix this? I genuinely don't see a way out. It's so strange, I have freedom but none of it appeals to me.
>>36137505
>It's so strange, I have freedom but none of it appeals to me.
I think its called depression.
>>36137586
Shouldn't I be able to fix this by finding things to do? Ways to keep busy? Stuff to do to enjoy myself and take my mind off my problems? Spend the money I earn on things that make me happy?
I don't want to feel this way. I want it to change.
>>36137605
Sorry, I can't help you. I'm stuck in the same situation.
I've been having this recurring fantasy. In it I live with these two guys, who quickly become aware of my eagerness to please and bitch nature. At first they just have me to things like wear tight shorts around the house or cook them food, until one night they get, drunk, force me to wear a collar and take turns shoving their cock into my mouth. From there on it just gets worse, culminating in me wearing nothing but a pink chastity cage, my collar, and nothing else around the house, free to be used as they wish.
Am I gay?
>>36137446
That depends on what the guys look like. And if you're a trap or not.
Yes, and I have the same dream op.
>>36137715
Like this.
In my fantasies I'm more trap looking than I am.
Who here wishes they were aborted? Anyone who would rather be alive right now is not a true robot.
GET OFF MY BOARD, NORMIES
>my board
Kill yourself.
>>36137528
You're not welcome here faggot gkys
>>36137554
Annoying utter retards like yourself who think that writing "get off my board" is enough to make someone close a website is comforting me.
I will stay.
>like video games
>don't like popular video games
>don't even like /v/'s video games
idk what's apparently wrong with me
just can't ever get into mobas, dark souls, or any of the shit /v/ tells me to play
>>36137435
Just get into what you like and start threads about your lesser known games.
Or try to get into popular games
>>36137435
nigga how can you not like dark souls?
I am similar. I really like indie games for some reason. probably cause they try hard to be different and it feels new. even when they suck
>spend free time on shitposting, vidya, youtube, and jerking off to cartoon porn
>5'7" who would rather look like a cute boy over being muscular and bodybuilding
>really asocial
How incompatible am I with women?
Very.
Would you be open to changing any of these things?
Be a femboy, it's a better life.
>>36137406
Why don't you just be my gf instead
Do you ever really fucking hate black people? I was in line somewhere very busy and very crowded and hectic and the stressed out cashier was saying "next!" multiple times and the woman in front of me paid no attention so I politely said "excuse me, are you next miss?" and she sauntered over to face me and looked at me with total antagonistic arrogance and said "yeah I'm next" and lazily proceeded to walk to the register and give her lazy complicated order, and when it was my turn to order she interrupted and said "ki also gedda sandwich" to the lady and I just really, really, really fucking hate black people sometimes and how fantastically fucking rude they can be. And of course her kid was just running amok. Have some fucking awareness of and consideration for others around you. You're fucking animals and you don't fucking act right.
I don't feel this way about all black people and some are just fine, but moments like this really make me racist as fuck.
I hope this become's a nigger hate thread; never get these anymore.
>>36137188
You write like a 12 year old who gets his lunch money stolen every day
>>36137310
He writes like a numale cuck about to get redpilled
She pretends to be some hero of the ableist community. She got me kicked from a group for using the word stupid... because it's ableist... Could you please find it in your sick twisted hearts to send her the filthiest pictures of the disabled and pictures big black cocks (her husbands a small white guy) thankssss fellas ;) pic completely related
>>36137072
Post this on /b/ not here. You won't find people to help you with this here.
Not your personal army faggot. Go back to facebook since you clearly belong there.
>>36137072
>pictures big black cocks (her husbands a small white guy)
You're an actual cuckold
kill yourself