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people getting literally triggered to death :D

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>>36138225
And here's more fags that offed themselves on election night

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>>36138225
>>36138242
PLEASE let these be true. Please tell me LGBBQ retards were killing themselves over the ONLY republican who has no problems with them. Oh it would be too delicious.

>>36138149
Oh, you again. What do you want ???

>>36138259
I want you to get a job so you can stop being a NEET loser. It would be good for you.

Who hires high school drop outs?
not even McDonalds.

please go

get out of australia

hopefully they ban 4chan over there

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>>36138165
It explains why they wanted me to renew my passport application a few weeks ago. I still haven't goten around to completing it.

Here's proof

china isn't a total shithole anymore. guangzhou is pretty much a tier 1 city. it might actually be good to live there for a bit for a change of pace. i'd take the chance if i still had family living there.

>>36138117
TV, movies, McDonalds, Video Games, dawg! You see dat new music video wit dat bitch wit da fat ass my nigga??

Ok my man I gotta go mop the floors at some dudes mall so I can git dat sweet new iphone wit da glowing home button. Dat shit hype.

Because I don't have the opportunity to make more money. Every time I start to get ahead life throws more shit at me. Problem is, it's far enough in between each that I keep thinking "if I can just get a little more then I'll be good" but then it's frequent enough that I never break out.

It's not like they choose to be born poor. Also most people are too afraid to kill themselves.

>>36138109
Y-y-you too anonette

If I'm so tall, how did she touch my hair?
2spooky

>>36138109
Yes, Gravity is much weaker on my planet. Come, there is still much for you to learn of my people...

Go away Dracula

>>36138093
i wish i was a vampire. being a vampire would be cool

Yes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWaSYnSrh_8

>>36138046
3/10

He has a nice set of teeth, but otherwise has very little going for him looks wise.

>>36138046

Honestly, about a 4.

>>36138046
As a citizen of what nation?

Lmao. You think a population of feminized man children want to go to war? They can't even hold a job, what makes you think they wanna go fight in a war?

You'll have to reinstate the draft.

>>36138084
Theyre so filled with hate they can channel their self hatred and rage upon their enemies through autistic screeching.

>>36138723

Give them military grade katanas and some cool futuristic body armor and we won't even need a draft, they sign up in droves desu.

>>36138016
I hate all fish. I can only tolerate fried catfish.

Often times due to being improperly prepared, over salted, or mistakenly believing they are eating the entire fish not a fillet.

>>36138016
>taste good
No. All seafood has that distinct, absolutely disgusting seafood taste, smell, and aftertaste. Garbage. Fucking garbage.

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>Black dick superior
>I hate niggers!!
>Asians getting blacked!

All the same people spamming these threads. Don't be tricked! This is not what /r9k/ is usually like

>be black
>haven't even gotten a chance to talk to asian girls let alone black them

remove this thread.

Is that how you interpret this scene? I always thought the actress simply finds the situation where a naked guy springs up from behind the sofa hilarious.
Maybe I'm just not a cuck.

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new balance, preferably with velcro are the official robotcore shoes.

>>36137936
Pseudo tough guy tier. new balance are the official robot shoe

>>36137936
dyke/insufferable cunt tier

>>36137956
yeah these, or any cheap as fuck pair of trainers is autismo

>>36137925
They don't really fit any category

Probably cyborgs.

>>36137925
I think I know of this show..it used to come on after Jersey Shore right??
>"heh-hehhehe you need toilet paper"
>"huhuhuhuh no you are corn man!"

Step 1. Stop referring to yourself as a manlet.
Step 2. Work on yourself. Make yourself appealing in other ways.
Step 3. Go out and talk to women.

I'm shorter than you (most definitely) and I got a gf now. Here's how I did it. I started going out very often to meet as many girls as possible and I started actively improving my social skills mostly through practice.

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Here is some motivation for you.

That guy is 5'2. His gf is not only way hotter than him. She's also taller.

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>>36137920
Just wear some lifts, brah. It's no big deal.

>tfw 5'8
>wear lifts
>instantly 5'10

>>36137863
do you have student loans? Can you soak up NEETbux for a while at least?

>>36137926

I live in Australia, so we don't have loans for students like in the US, they only give us money for the degree and not much else...

Can't get unemployment because they make you work for the dole if you are young.

Best Idea I have come up with is go for disability, but I have actually used the past year to not be a fat sack of shit...

>>36137863
Just pull out all the stops
>try to make a YouTube channel for ad rev
>fill out online surveys for $10 gift cards
>stream some bullshit on twitch
>create a twitter account bashing trump so the libcucks will start throwing money at you
>sell art or some shit
>make some useful computer program and sell it for money
>make some dogshit candy crush app
Wew lad, that's all I can think of

get out underaged fuck

I want high school kiddos off my board

I hate highschoolers on /r9k/ so fucking much. You're not welcomed here. You're """18"""" you haven't even tried life yet. Go boohoo about prom somewhere else