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>mom opened the monthIy candydolI delivery gift box
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why is this not original? hmm..
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>popop squeezed the cum accordion
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>pet horse found the horse porn
>started smoking when I was 13
>want to quit but can't go more than a couple hours without severe withdrawals
Am I irreversibly fucked?
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>>36139504
>Am I irreversibly fucked?
Yes. Not because quitting is impossible or difficult, but because you're retarded.
>can't go more than a couple hours without severe withdrawals
Yes? What the fuck did you expect? That's how it is. The trick is, when you feel withdrawals, instead of smoking again, YOU DON'T FUCKING SMOKE.
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Quitting cold turkey didn't work for me at all. I had a much easier time slowly weaning off and reducing what I smoked over time. Your body needs time to adjust to not having nicotine all the time.
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Damn its almost like its your fault and you have to pay the consequences for your decisions
Whoa....wtf....thats crazy.....
post your rooms
>king sized memory foam bed with satin sheets
>sheet hanging up so i can use my projector for anime and vidya
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>>36139445
Why the fuck is your carpet pinned to the wall?
They're made to make walking on floor more comfortable. Not for wall decoration.
It looks like a hapless retard who doesn't know up from down glued a moderately nice rug to the wall, thinking it was the floor.
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>>36140442
>Why the fuck is your carpet pinned to the wall?They're made to make walking on floor more comfortable. Not for wall decoration
I'm sorry to ask you that but are you American ?
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>>36140442
It's what poor people use for blinds
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>not in love with gf anymore
>should break up
>afraid of being alone and hurting her
>urge to fuck any girl that is not her is rising every day
does not feel good man
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>>36139422
Do you unironically believe this is the right board to post this?
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>>36139447
yes I do.
most of us have gfs now. been here since r9gay reopened
I've been a khv for 23 years and lots of guys are like me here. I know I will get some REEEs by retards, but I genuinely want to know the opinon of like-minded lads here
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>>36139422
IGNORE THIS THREAD. SAGE
I want to quit my delivery job. Scheduled for a shift tomorrow.
Do I?
A. Call them today and make up excuse for why I can't work there anymore
B. Call them and tell them I quit
C. Never go back with no contact
D. Other (reply below)
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You're going to need them as a reference in the future. Have some tact.
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put in 2 weeks notice
youll get treated like shit the last 2 weeks but thats just the manager testing you.
youll get a good reference if you put in 2 weeks notice so they can interview selectively for your replacement. if you leave a void and they have to hire some shithead theyll blame you
I just want a delivery job so bad. Fucking love driving seems like the best job for me. Do you think a big speeding ticker will stop me from getting the job?
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>>36139412
Make them fire you.
Take out your dick in front of your colleagues.
Piss in the trashbin.
Call your boss and make sexual noises.
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>you will never experience love
>even if you ever have sexual relations with someone you'll probably feel nothing afterwards
>you will never experience satisfaction
>you will never experience true happiness
>you will never experience any kind of enlightenment that will make you change into a person where these things are possible
>you will only ever experience loneliness, regret, and in your heart the buried truth that this entire thing we call existence means and probably is absolutely nothing
anyone else like this?
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I cope with that feeling by deluding myself into thinking that all women are shit and that I'm better off being alone.
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>>36139374
Hey, atleast you never have to experience it. Try having it with someone. Then they have that feeling for you. Then they lose that feeling. Then they go away and you spend nights awake worried about them getting hurt by people out there that don't have that feeling for them.
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>>36139715
Same. except, now I honestly feel that way about women.
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I started bringing in the bed with me a 0.5l bottle
now every night I drink circa 1.5 litres
I drink and piss, drink and piss
I unironically started to use peejugs because of this
If I dont have my bottles I cant even fall asleep now
Help me
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>1.5l
It's jack shit. 4l a day is too much though.
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>>36139252
You should check your blood sugar. This is one of the early signs of type 1 diabetes. Oh, and kidney failure, could be kidney failure.
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what does it taste like
!the m senna tyuphoon tendy aef yung souhja bug dungin
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If you're so lonely, why don't you just settle for an average looking girl?
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>>36139241
Because that's not fucking settling, that's finally making it
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>>36139241
Will literally settle for less than this. I'll take an uggo who has cool hobbies at this point
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because i fucking hate people. being lonely sucks, but it beats having people around.
life is shit
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>Talk to some bitch online.
>seems very interested
>even have some "virtual sex"
>suddendly, after one week, stops talking to you from one day to another, or acts like she doesn't give a fuck even though she seemed into you just before
Trying not to scream at her since it would be pityfull and fucking useless... But I feel sooo bad. I'd rather have prefered staying in my sentimental/sexual desert than to have that week.
It's as if I had been given a slight pick at the normie life, AND THEN had been fucked back up in my loser life. Pretty hard.
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>>36139231
Don't know how old you are, but trust me, you'll be getting a lot of this throughout your life.
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>>36140176
But how do you not kill yourself?
'original question'
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>>36139231
had this exact shit happen to me around christmas. feels bad, would've liked to still have her around as a friend but girls are literally incapable of platonic relationships.
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Day 3 of trying the "Be yourself" meme.
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Today started off a lot like the past 2 days. I walk for miles, see a bunch of chads and stacies since it's normie season here in london and I basically fail to either find a approachable girls or if I do I'm way too nervous.
But then suddenly I saw this chick who looked kinda emo grunge-ish. She had dark purple dyed hair and wore all black, much like myself.
She was across the road walking and I was about to pass her until I was like "No, I won't go another day of being too beta to talk to a %100 approachable girl". I crossed the road talked to her and it turned out we had a lot in common. She was in that emo phase and so was I, she
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>>36139138
Continue, I need to hear more of your pathetic existence anon
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>>36139138
Why don't you post your stories in the critique threads on >>>/lit/
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>>36139138
Are you in east London?
God speed in your quest brother.
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Why are more and more Asian women choosing black men over Asian men?
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>>36139036
Meanwhile in Africa, Asian men are banging so many young African women. In fact, Uganda are now creating new laws to make interracial marriage more difficult to achieve
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>>36139104
oh wow can't wait for the inevidable rise of blasians on r9k.
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>>36139104
Not even black, but damn, why are Africans such cucks? They're literally bending over and gleefully allowing the Chinese to fuck them in every sense.
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How many of you have an old dad
If your dad was old when your parents had you, that's probably why you're ugly. Evidence shows that older men produce unattractive offspring. Men who have kids late in life are really fucking over their kid's future.
It's not your fault that your life is shit robots. Blame your dad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2587223/Whos-daddy-And-old-Children-born-older-fathers-likely-ugly-live-longer.html
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my dad was 30 but I'm pretty sure I'm more attractive than he was in his early 20s
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>>36139024
30 isn't that bad. Try almost 40
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>still blaming environmental factors and genetics for your own shortcomings
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If you are NEET, how do you spend your time? I'm learning Japanese.
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>>36138854
ni hao kai-lan
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>>36138854
fucking weaboo garbage you disgust me. on a side note i make music using logic x
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>>36139097
That's me. What kind of music? Do you have a youtube channel or soundcloud?
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How to cope with being ugly?
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I can't take it anymore, I should kill myself.
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I want to kill myself too. I'm coping by getting surgery. Going to see Dr. Fleming in California for opinion on Forehead Reduction next week. Then I'll see Dr. Epstein in New York and decide. Should have it done in the next 6 months.
After that it's revision jaw surgery time.
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>>36138815
try getting surgery and if that doesn't work then do it
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>>36138871
But I'm poor, I can't afford it.
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Tillerson: China agrees on 'action' on North Korea as navy strike group sails
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/09/us-navy-strike-group-north-korea-peninsula-syria-missile-strike
Pots your face when it's DEFCON 2
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WW3 WHEN?
Fuck off Roberto
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>>36138772
never. the military will forever be cucked by public policy. the navy and AF is ready to blow shit to all hell and the infantry is ready to fight and die as their forefathers did. but it won't happen because some soccer moms sitting in their suburbs will scream "wahhh I don't want a war" and daddy trump will cave.
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the fuck do i care about chinks vs gooks: the failed brother