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what is the point of living...
if you aren't chad and can't turn into one?
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>>36141656
You could be a Chad.
It's not just looks.
You can overcome that with attitude and success.
That takes a hell of a lot of work, but you can pull it off.
Gotta stop getting down on yourself every time you fail though.
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>>36141656
>what is the point of living...
i ask myself this question every day
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>>36141760
>"just fix your attitude bro, looks don't matter!"
FUCK OFF faggot. I'm getting really tired of failed normies pushing these retarded memes here. Go hang out with your friends normalfag cunt

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There is no such thing as a "friend", they will eventually get sick of you and throw you away.
You are on your own, kiddo.
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My experience with friendship has been they don't talk to me when they need someone to drop their problems on. Then when I try to engage them in casual conversation they quickly stop replying.

I've decided after the most recent experience of this that I'm cutting off the worst perpetrator of this. I'd rather be friendless then dealing with someone's nonstop bullshit.
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my experience with friends:
>all my childhood friends (when i was 5 - 11) moved out of my neighborhood, all 9 of them
>was in a social group of 6 in high school and 3 of them hated my guts and i got constant verbal abuse. also we never went to parties or did anything outside school, not even online vidya
>2 of them moved school and the group fell apart leaving me alone for the last two years of high school
>now 24 my best/only friend is a guy with aspergers (i have it too) who is literally a mirror reflection of me personality wise (only known him a few months)
I have a constant feeling that I've wasted my life since I haven't been to a party in more than a decade and still haven't befriended a woman so i still don't know how to talk to them
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>>36141605
>2017
>still pursuing friends instead of solitary enlightenment
honestly fuck that friend shit its so overrated

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>western men are killing themselves at a never before seen pace
>the hit "why suicide matters" show is about some pretty girl who has petty school drama as 12 out of 13 of the reasons to kill herself

Why doesn't anybody care about us?
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>>36141599
They only care once you start messing with their shit, as long as you stay quiet and take it 'like a man' or just kill yourself with no-one the wiser nobody cares. Afterall, replacements are already at the gate eager to take your place.
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Society doesn't care about men beyond their ability to work, die and provide. That's just the reality of things, anon
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>>36141599
Male Disposability. Look it up. It's a combination of evolutionary and societal factors that encourages nobody to give a single fuck about men. We're literally worthless for anything but tax dollars, and a few million dying from preventable causes won't affect the bottom line enough to change that.

You should go to the reddit MRA.

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How do I stop wanting to become a cute trap?
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if
>have cute feminine body
become trap

if
>muscular features
seek help
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>>36141564
Id try suicide. If you have the balls do it for me friend.
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>>36141564
>How do I stop wanting to become a cute trap?
never stop until you accomplish your dreams

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What do you think of my penis? I'm 20.
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>>36141529
is it hard? Is it cold in your room?
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>>36141529
MODS CP
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>>36141529
Pretty good. I'd suck you off with pleasure

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I need to hide $80,000 in $20 bills and leave it unattended for 5 years. What would be the best way to do this?

Should I just dig a deep hole and bury it inside a waterproof container?
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>>36141489
Store it in your mother's snatch

It's nice and dry, and nobody ever wants to open it up
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hmm thats a quite nice question

Dont hide it in the same place
try splitting it in like 5 places

dig one in the ground pablo escobbar style
rent a locker at a postal service or trains station or whatever
>try hiding a part in the bank

a part in the mattress or somme shit
and the last part invest it in bitcoin or gold
gold is nice
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I hope you're behind 5 proxies. The IRS or FBI would love to jew your dirty money.

>ywn have a busty, badass, 2d gf like pic related

Reality has gone too far this time
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>>36141472
>Reality has gone too far this time
Fuckin 3D world
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She will literally kill you for fun, OP.
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>>36141472
Women like that just don't exist. Women in media are always superior to real women.

Which is funny, because most of the hot dudes you'll see in anime that are bad assessment (barring magic and shit) do exist in one way or another.

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This is is, r9k, I might be losing my virginity tonight to a moderately attractive girl with big tits.
What do I need to know? How do I make sure we are both comfortable and really please her?
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>autist
>be on 4chan before sex
>request for last minute tips

You are an autist robot
also dont go fast and dont neglect her boobs
if she has big boobs she will like things done with them
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What's it like to sell your mana to inferior beings such as roasties?
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>>36141380
...how the fuck a group of virgin loosers can help you ?...

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you lot act so smug and condescending, as if you're better than everyone else but the moment something happens to your countries, you then kick, scream and welp for help from north america fuck off i hope america gives up on protecting you dumb fucks

t. canadian
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>>36141371
yup, fucking so god damn annoying when the stupid socialist euro posters are like

>WAOW XD YOU GUYS DONT HAVE LE FREE HEALTHCARE!
>american food
>american education

how about you shut the fuck up
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>>36141371
Canadians and Americans look down on other people too. Fact is, white people are elitist and condescending to everyone else no matter where they're from
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>>36141398
they rag on canadians too

>muh trudeau
>muh weedman ebin weedman!!!
>HEY HIS FLAG HAS A LEAF

i dont even feel bad that ahmed and mohammad are taking over europe, teach those emasculated fucks right anyways

Watching someone I used to date hit the wall makes me so happy.
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>>36141293
why?

so you can get another crack at it?
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Ok, OP. I want you to take a picture, time-stamped with shoe on head - and lets see how fugly you are.
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>>36141697
I don't want it now.
>>36141735
I'm not ugly. Sorry anon.

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Picture yourself in a relationship. One that has two guys and one girl. You both are equal in her eyes, at first, and share her equally. Things go surprisingly well until about 8 months. Then she starts to prefer the other guy to you.

How would you want her to handle the situation?
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>>36141292
that sounds like a nightmare so i wouldn't care how she handle the situation - i cancel membership of that club immediately
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>>36141507
So you would just want out?
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>>36141292
i would just fuck off with the guy then

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Come join to chat with other robots.
No mics or cams allowed. Room is up 24/7.

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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cumfuckingjoinusyeyankefagets
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right now we are watching a car drive around while comfy music plays in the background.
come talk with us.
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>>36141239
Wabbit didn't fuck up this time

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What are you listening to right now, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoGkMlfz9I
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>>36141218
https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM

I'm on a break while working out
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the jesus twins
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>>36141218

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x14lZXwhfgE

For the longest time I only wanted pussy, not that I seeked it out, but it was the only valuable thing a woman could offer me cause everything else I came into my own or through actual friends and oddly me having that mindset worked in my favor. That was me at 19. Not bradlike in looks but in mindset and I wasn't drowning in pussy but I had results. Fast forward to 26 and all I can fucking think about now is how lonely I am, for fucks sake I used to be 100% content with being alone and doing shit on my own and not relying on anyone aside from my parents and a sparse handful of friends, now I'm fucking lamenting every night cause I dont have someone to call my own and wishing to meet a woman who can bring more to the table than vagina (which they almost never do). What the fuck is happening to me bros? This shit has been growing on my mind for the past 3 yrs and I'd like answers to start solving this shit.
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That post is a Very long One op
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>>36141259
I know, I'm on mobile and spacing is shit cause it keeps backspacing by accident, sorry bout that
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>>36141216
i feel you doug. I'm actually no longer attracted to traditionally hot girls, I want a good personality and cute face and them not be fat that's all

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>that kid who used to run with his hands behind his back like a fucking ninja
>that kid who left a dildo at the teacher's seat
>that kid who tried to make a molotov using a plastic bottle during p.e.
>that kid who had a mental breakdown and started running around the school in the middle of a thunderstorm
>that kid who knew how to solve the rubik's cube and everyone thought he was a genius
>that kid who brought at school his sister's vibrator
>that kid who hanged a used tampon at the main hall door
>that kid who drew a giant pennis at the front wall
>that kid who left a condom between the teacher's books
>that kid who gave everyone at school a piece of paper with a specific date and time on it
>that kid who got his 125cc up in the 1st floor and got expelled
>that kid who drew swastikas everywhere
>that kid who set on fire the curtain of our classroom
>that kid who brought at school his butterfly knife and got expelled
>that kid who masturbated behind the curtain during class
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>>that kid who used to run with his hands behind his back like a fucking ninja

me irl
and on tiptoes, bc lucario
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>>36141275
people from my old highschool (been out of it for 5 years) still remember me doing this

it was bad ass, and maybe could have gotten my fat ass to lose some weight if I didn't stop when laughed at
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>TFW I did the same thing in Track.
>A few of my fellow team mates joined in
>everything went better than expected

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