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>>36145738
>get BTFO'd in thread
>start laughing
>close tab
>my sole mission was just to start a reaction and get (You)'s

I simply cannot lose.

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>start thread
>60+ replies and thread starts dying
>reply to OP:YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED CAUSE X
>thread stays alive for couple more hours
>mfw

>>36145738
>Thread clearly dying
>Self-bump
DEVILISH

>>36145706
it's fake I can tell because the pitch doesn't change when the ass cheeks close

>>36145782
Wrong. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>36145877
it's still fake though

>>36145642
Is there one? I want to watch Stacies getting what they deserve.

90% of porn is rape

>>36145642
Because it's demeaning to the victim

>>36145579
i understand

its repetitive as fuck and anything that deviates from the norm is highly frowned upon

>>36145579
get friends who actually have interests and stuff.

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>>36145579
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

Anon, I've met plenty of failed normies like yourself over the years and I've warned them that the fruits of their labour will be sour. You are most likely capable of basic socialisation as you go out with 'friends'. You have what you say is a 'secure job'. Then what is the matter? The matter is that you never stopped to think why you toil away in the cesspool of debasement known as society. You see these 'normies' slaving away unbeknownst to how pathetic their lives are and think that their ignorance represents happiness (or contentment at the very least). To sum it all up: you followed the herd and were too terrified of what the unknown would bring and have the audacity to think that YOU are different. Until you start living a life free of sexual and material desires, you will never experience a unique existence of pure, unadulterated bliss.

But go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong and see what life has in store for you

>>36145524
>Do you think confessing your love to a girl is a good idea when you know your chances of succes are almost inexistant ?
no, you'll make a fool out of yourself and regret it for the rest of your life. don't fucking do it, what you learned from the movies is all a lie.

Life isn't an anime. Confessing is the most bullshit little bitch thing you can do. Just be smooth. Ask her on a date. Slowly escalate physical contact. Get her addicted to your attention. Then fuck her till she dies.

OP, I was in your situation for most of my 20's. I had oneitis for this one woman and no other women could meassure up to her. Fucked me up bigtime.

At some point, eight bloody yeasr to late, I said "fuck it" and did the confession thing. That did NOT turn out great.

What you should do, is ask her casually if she'd like like to go out with you. Preferably after doing something fun one-on-one, and at a point where the activity is over.

That way, if she says no, then you both can get some space and you get time to get over her. And you vill get over her.

the more you play the less it hurts

>>36145515
just make your guitar low action.

>>36145515
Be strong and not weak and pathetic

>>36145379
brb killimg myself mom

ebaumsworld made me do it. i am sorry

>>36145379
Oh hell yeah a threesome

>>36145248
who the fuck steals batteries?

>>36145248
What? To like serve a sentence, or just after you get arrested?

Did you beat your mom for not making you tendies or something?

>>36145260
battery as in getting in a fight

>>36145222
Make sure she's not seeing a guy on the side, first

>>36145278
It's a motherfucking tinder, it's not a place to look for a future wife you twat.

OP hit it if you want. don't if you don't or else fuck off and stop wasting our time.

Ugh. She looks like she has some sort of chromosomal disorder.

This is an "angle" picture too. This is literally the best she can make herself look.

>>36145194
Listen faggot, most normal people didnt have teenage love or sex. I didnt get laid til 19 and I'm good.
Also:
>washed up roastie
What the fuck do you bring to the table friend?

>>36145194
>Childhood sexual experiences
I did, with my uncle, you think I wouldn't trade ? Shit haunts me every time I do shrooms.
Get off the cross we need the wood.

>>36145194
Your fault for not doing gay shit with your friends t b h

damn i remember when i used to like mega64 that i watched their whole podcast collection
now i have no interest
they're obnoxious

Except Rocco is funny and has charisma out the ass. That's a bad example OP

>>36145223
I used to watch the podcast all the time in highschool.
Now I use it as background noise on my second monitor while playing video games.

Normie here
>ib4 get of my board, no I'm staying

Sometimes you just go for it and hope you luck out, sometimes you know there is some chemistry going. It's never black and white anon.

There is no reason the be afraid, however she reacts the world will keep on spinning, worst case scenario you'd need few drinks that evening. But approaching people is the best way to learn how to socialise, to make it easier. And it's downhill from here. Try asking her for a coffee, something casual for the start. And spoiler alert, people prefer to talk, talking just the right amount about yourself has many benefits.One being not saying stupid stuff.

Talking to ranom girls is a youtube meme. 99% of people do not approach strangers and ask them out, unless it's a house party and it's a friend of a fiend or something like that.

>>36145216
I thank you for the input and I will remember this.

But I burned out of girls now.
If I get rejected by this girl, I'm done.

I just need you to answer my question, and tell me how it was for you when you asked a girl out and how you made contact with her.

Did you already suspect you had a chance?

>>36145503
Last girl I dated I just met, it was a house party and I asked her out next day after getting her number on said party.

And don't give up, I got turned down more times than I care to count.

>>36144950
I was thinking about just drinking like a gallon of 79% absinthe. Do you think that would do it?

>>36145669
That probably would but that would a long, slow and very painful death

>>36145669
Don't you think you would just vomit it out half-way through?

This is a strange fetish my dude

>>36145867
its not a fetish shut up
im not some sort of faggot

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>>36144880

youre a roastie.

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>>36144906
No only girls can be roasties

>>36144880
You sound like a bad person. I'm sure you wouldn't like the idea of one of them fucking a girls brain's out while you just watch.