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>>36146832
you mean april 10th right?

>>36146903
What shithole timezone are you living in?

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>>36146832
>only a month until im gone from this shitty military academy and can finally not have to worry about beating my meat with a roomate around.

TIME MUST ACCELERATE

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>>36146812
>19 year old virgin
>rock bottom

>>36146812
>Ask me anything.

Is your asshole tight?

>>36146812

Lol I'm a 21 year old virgin and doing just fine. I even have a job now. There's actually a good life you could be living as a virgin, but I bet you're a boring peace of shit with no interests other than vidya and porn.

>starts the thread off by posting unfunny shit

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the faec when

>>36146819
fine go fuck yourself.

I have a oneitis who doesn't even live in the same part of the country. All in all I'm happy with it, it makes interacting with other females less stressful when they don't come close to her in my eyes.

Once a few years ago, I liked having a oneitis even if i knew it was pointless it gave a little purpose to my life I see too many people daily now that i can't make anyone a oneitis

>>36146754
yeah i have a bad case of oneitis for the first time in my life.
she is a nice cute girl in my collage class, maybe the only girl i have enjoyed talking to she is very smart and have a nice personality.
i am so in love just talking to her makes me so happy for the whole day.
i am almost 22 years old and it's my first time in my life i get interested in a girl and even though it sucks because it's one sided i am okay because this crush forced me to improve my life trying to maker her my gf.

but too bad this is the last semester we are studying together after that i will never see her again.

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mai waifu of course

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I just want a gf as depressed as me so we can be depressed together. Is that really that hard?

>>36146739
>virgin
>loves me
>introverted
>cool interests
>doesn't drink/do drugs
>qt and slim

>>36146664
DONT KILL YOURSELF ITS A TRAP IM WARNING YOU

>>36146703
w-what do you know anon
TELL US

>>36146664
Nice work, Anon. You're nearly at a NEET level most of us can only dream of.

Your parents are finally going to stop making you go outside.

>>36146656
That's actually just a party game called musical hoes.

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I honestly don't have a clue.

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>>36146656
It's the Jews.
No cultural attachments, not religious attachments, no racial attachments, etc.
Nothing that can give the people an opportunity to rely on anything but the state.
It's pre-Communism OP. Happened in Germany right before Hitler came to power.
Jews have been working on their religious world supremacy goals for over a hundred years.
Desire for global domination is part of their faith.

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been once got a lapdance from a hot thicc asian slut.

made out with her a little and sucked her tits.

pre came a lot and had a raging hard on.

went home and had one of the best faps ive ever had.

still sometimes fap to the memory of it.

money well spent but i wouldn't be one of those retards that goes to strip clubs all the time.

maybe once every 3 or 4 years.

>>36146580
You kinda have to be there to know what's the deal, you kinda of turn into s animal seeing that many naked women granted in my town one of the strip clubs actually let's you fuck the strippers but I could understand the frustration in other clubs

>>36146580
>all the other men watching you

They aren't watching you.

>It's not like you can just start jacking off...
>It just seems very very frustrating, and awkward.

They fill you with just enough booze to keep keep you at a semi.

>with their friends around?
Private rooms in the back, brah. Just you and her.

>Is it inappropriate to get a boner?
Absolutely not. If you don't get a boner, the girl isn't doing her job right. Sometimes they'll grope it and play with it, sometimes they won't.


But here's the real reason to go;
It's a place full of women who'll actually make you feel wanted (even when you know it's fake and just a job to them). It's like having a sexy, naked therapist. An hour a week, cheaper too.

Imagine, girls actually wanting you.
That's why they get so much business, even with porn around. The girls are amazing manipulators.

nobody gives a fuck post something interesting

>>36146567
Good post, underaged
>>>/b/

i found that a huge delusion provide the emotional high moodswing
but it hard to believe in all the time, being a astute man of science as me
maybe with enough derangement the high can be permanent

yes Yup yeah uhuh indeed

Never really liked rap. Im not one of those people that are all "i like everything but country and rap :))))))" but it just never appealed to me.

>>36146478
>ayo, look at all the stuff I have accumulated via criminal endeavours
>I was raised in a low income housing development, where crime rates were abnormally high
>I regularly partake in the consumption of illicit substances
>my social status is quite remarkable, and my wealth is very substantial
>I frequently have sexual relations with many attractive females
>NIGGA
>you on the other hand, have none of these things, and your resentment motivates me to achieve more
>my luxurious lifestyle was one that was earned, by being myself. Because I'm awesome
>my companions and I possess an extensive collection of firearms, and we are loyal to one another
>females possess no such loyalty
>word.

bumping for some help asdffdsa

no one can help me find a way out of this mess?

>>36146772
Just do it, you might like it. If not you're still getting your dick sucked.

>>36146424
You don't. You don't compete with it. You wallow in self-pity like someone with their head screwed on properly would do.

>>36146491
Your right, i must face the sad truth.
I am destined to be a sad lonely self loathing cuck

I accept my fate.

>>36146424
Don't feel jelous and try to stop feeling like shit because you aren't getting laid.

Life's not about getting laid man, just live your life and enjoy it, since your roommate is enjoin' it right now and you aren't.

You will eventually get laid, but only if you get your own house so you don't get NTR'd by him if he's an asshole to you.

>2017
>believing weed benefits the mind
>believing stoner bullshit about it having no negative effects

It makes you more paranoid. Prolonged use of weed will eventually begin to cause panic attacks.

source: smoked nearly everyday for 9 years

Every time I get high my anxiety and paranoia spikes then I go to sleep. Pretty lame, guess weed isn't for me

>>36146385

Stop doing it recreationally and use it as an entheogen only.

its called invasion fantasy

>Believing porn is real
You a dumbass nigga

i mean intruder sorry lol obviously i can't talk when im horny

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Why would I beat and abuse Maya? She's already had a hard life, especially in EoE.
I just want her to be happy.

>>36146338
how do i beat and abuse my waifu
do i just like
hit the screen or something

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>>36146338
Lain only deserves love