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>gf that shares your hobbies
>low standard

>IMPLYING YOU CAN """SETTLE""" FOR A GAMER GURLLL
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU WONT GET SHIT BUDDY

>>36147612
Explain robot. I've never dated before and I need to fucking know

>landing on a beach after it's already been cleared of any and all hostiles is brave
Weak bait.
Sage goes in all fields.

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>>36147396
You can't sage without rage

>>36147396
Spot the triggered virgin lmao

it doesn't really matter then does it. it doesn't matter if youre flying around the world fucking new people every night or sitting by yourself on a computer. stop conforming to the "I have to be things all the time for my life to mean anything" meme. explore your thoughts. you'll be happier.

>>36147256
Stay in drugs
Don't do school
Eat your teeth

>>36147576
trust me, I've tried the same meme that you're suggesting me to do, and sure, I did feel happy at first, I felt so happy that I was actually motivated to try and live my life.

Then shit happened and now I'm waiting on a diagnosis for my mentality, I'm having delusions so now I can't even relax properly

>>36147246
Eww why does she have abs

>>36147246
No, demons aren't real. And neither are tulpas, for that matter
Everyone on /x/ is either a memelord, clinically retarded or both.

>>36147246
kek the nigga that draw this needs to loomis

>>36147228
>they're actually just an obnoxious way to lose all your free time

Is this true?

That's pretty accurate desu

>>36147228
What about getting the succc? that has to make up for something

>>36147170

ur gay

original

Rolling roollgoinnkrorkrkrk

>>36147223
Anon please no feel hurting

What was the pun senpai maybe I'll have a wee giggle

>>36147133
posted that her keyboard key "ctrl" broke, i texted her and said do you lose control when you see me.

>>36147231
Oh god, you actually thought that was a good idea?

Atleast you just got dubs you big virgin baby

>>36147099
why haven't you hired a whore by now?

>>36147325
scared, poor, dicklet

>>36147093
When parents started giving 11 year olds birth control hormones.

>tfw lolis are going extinct

Soon the hormones are going to get so bad that girls will start puberty while they're still toddlers.

>>36147093
Could you elaborate more on your favourite one to eye-fuck please?

>>36147056
Is that Jeremy Lin?

Not original comment fucking robot

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>>36147154
Nah, J.Lin is way taller and has a weaker chin than this guy.

>>36147056
Stop it faggot


You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not onigiri.

>>36147055
Wanna talk to me anon? Let's support each other.

>>36147167
that's perfectly fine with me

Same here. It's been rough

>>36147112
pretty much this - there was a thread at the top of the catalog whining about his normie chad roomate though so it just came to me

i've been her for nearly a decade and i'm complaining about the quality of a fucking imageboard, where did it all go wrong

Women, and the retards obsessed with them ruin yet another thing

>greentext stories that weren't just >chad did this, stacy did this, tfw no gf
Did you time travel back a couple of years? we hardly even get those anymore. It's just Gay ERPing weebs, normalfag invaders and people who belong on /soc/ now.

>>36147052
Funny. Half the threads I see are faggots trying to fuck robots. They must come here from reddit looking for lanky pale white autist virgins. Probably figure a bunch of depressed losers that can't get a gf or lose their virginity are easy pickings.

You fuckwits keep giving into them. I am honestly sick off all the faggots on this board. It's like 50% gay threads

Swallowing every drop of my cum

Just looks like a kidnap/rape. 50% of /r9k/ users will experience this.

Spunking on a realdoll doesn't seem that unattainable.

this might be a bait but hey im asian...

>>36146965
Just like you don't want to be with a dork most cool guys don't want to be with a fat woman

>>36146965
I'd fuck your butt you stupid whore.

You should get off my fucking board though loser.

>>36146904
I wanna say dylan I guess? Eric was a fucking weirdo

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Among my friends and shit, definitely an Eric. I was always the charismatic leader of the group. Always the most outspoken and the known voice/leader. Even teachers referred to me as a "ringleader."

As viewed by everyone else though I was probably more a Dylan. Quiet, introverted, not necessarily disliked but definitely not liked.

So probably a 50/50 mix, maybe leaning more towards Eric.

I identify more as Eric, although I look more like Dylan