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she thinks you're autistic

>>36148739
It means she wants to fuck you

It means take a shower.

>>36148711
good job mang!
biking is fun

>>36148768
thanks mate, I even ripped a skid while braking

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>>36148711
Congrats! I used to be extremely uncoordinated and couldn't ride a bike until I was 14.
I also finally cooked something more complicated than a frozen pizza and didn't fuck it up at all.

>>36148686
>what's the worst that could happen?
Chad comes back from the bathroom and Stacy tells him I tried to take her

>>36148686
Getting massed.

>>36148686
What you do is buy her a latte and ask if she wants some company
If not, then take your drink back slurp it really loudly while sitting at the table in front of her

in a reasonable world, virginity would generally be a positive trait - in and of itself - without the presumptions of its existence placed alongside it / you have a clean body and fresh slate for mutual teachings and learnings
but now everyone want a perfected master of everything dropped right in their lap, like these pop and drop frequentfuckermiles accumulators deserve even infected mediocrities after all the damage to dignity they've done

>>36148660
yes, definitely, past 21 there has to be something seriously wrong with you

>>36148843
What if I just never went outside?
What if I look decent and had a few girls hit on me but I dropped my spaghetti.

>>36148656
kek what is he even doing?

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>>36148656
I want to eat him!

>>36148656
female (male) ? or male? need to know for the book im writing about this post

Shower, trim pubes, bring condom, take viagra before you leave.

That's what I'd do at least, but if you're confident about your erection skills then don't do the last step.

>>36148498
Shave your ass and wash up to your knuckles inside your asshole. You don't want him to get shit on his dick, do you?

>>36148498
I don't understand are you a girl or a guy?

>>36148493
You can't run a society without class stratification. The best you can hope for is noblesse oblige.

it's like the upper crust has a death wish

>>36149315
I think they're just running out of ideas to keep the whole post-industrial FIRE economy going.

I think it depends on if she's actually attractive.

My sister is a legit 9/10, could easily be a model and I think about her every time I cum, not a great feel but fuck it she's hot.

>>36148477
something tells me she's underage

moar for science

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>>36148464
>tfw manlet and posting in your thread
get fucked

Virgin reporting in. GET FUCKED NORMIE REEEEEE

>>36148464
Do I count as a virgin if I've never had vaginal sex but I've had my dick sucked a few times?

Have to go to work in a few minute.

Every single day I want to die or just quit. I hate being a wageslave. I live for the weekend and it is miserable

>>36148589
I live for the weekend and then spent the majority of it sleeping on the couch. Then before I know it I'm shitposting on Sunday night and dreading the whole long week yet again. This is a form of torture but the alternative is even worse.

>>36148589
>>36148969
Join the military or learn how to live off the land and live in the woods. Literally nothing is stopping you.

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MY LEGS, I NEED A TENDIE TO MAKE MY LEGS FEEL BETTER

>>36148571
repulsive
how do you get that bad

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Dr. Now, I'm F.A.T.

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>virgins
>based
pick two, actually

>>36148342
What does based even mean?

>>36149571
it's an archaic word for "highly esteemed"

>>36148323
>/soc/
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT DID YOU DO

You might have got STDs now, you fucking retard.
Check yourself before you... wreck others.

>>36148323
alright I'll bite the bait
>Where do you live? Haven't found anybody near me on /soc/ before.
>When/what thread did you meet? How far away were you two from each other

>>36148323
Poor OP.

Now thinking about it I actually don't feel bad. You went on /soc/.

>>36148290

Red onions have a totally different flavor than white or yellow onions.

If you didn't want any onions, you should have said so, without specifying a type.

>>36148290
>communicate improperly (most likely with you mumbling a lot or making uncomfortable pauses in conversation) with pizza slaves
>wonder why they fucked up
Its both your faults, you must be very explicit with wagecucks, especially restaurants because theyre all on drugs

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>>36148414
THE COMMUNICATION WAS PERFECT FAGGOT
I ASKED FOR NO RED ONIONS AND SHE SAID THERE WERE NO RED ONIONS SO ACCORDING TO THE MENU MY PIZZA SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED EXACTLY AS I WANTED IT

>Taco Pizza - Hot Wing Sauce, Taco Spice, Taco Ground Beef, Cheddar, Mozzaerella, Tomatoes, Red Onion

AND LOOK AT THAT, THEY FUCKING SPELLED MOZZARELLA WRONG

>>36148228
can u Iick mine?

>>36148228
Can confirm

>robots will never know

>>36148328
It's a pretty cute and intimate feeling. It's sad that "robots" will never know such closeness and love.