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>>36155730
Just go to conventions
They're all odd combinations of the two

>>36155807
conventions are for losers

I have the same problem cyborg bro. I am aware of the autism and can't find a way to deal with that shit. Yet the normies think I'm autistic. No friends, feels bad man.

>minecraft on a laptop
Well someone needs a spaking

i look like OPs pic. does someone want to be my bf. i will make you cheese souffle and we can play cards or whatever couples do :(

>>36155580
Is that a period jar? Just like my piss bottles? We must be made for each other

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>>36155578
You should be stabbed to death for stabbing an animal to death. The right way to kill a chicken is to chop its head of with an axe. If you do not bother to buy an axe but instead stab a chicked to death you do not deserve to live. I hope you die for being killed by a beast and if I see you drowning in the sea I won't lend a hand.

>>36155842
I guess stab isn't the right word, I cut the jugular with a very sharp knife as instructed in a butchering tutorial.

>>36155842
its a chicken who gives a shit

if op didnt have it for like 3 years it would have just been ripped apart by wolves or something anyway

>>36155523
>visual novel garbage
>"""""""""""game""""""""""""

>>36155554
>Implying weeb robot faggots don't consider themselves "above" baka western gaming

>autists use vns to simulate social interactions
>which are nothing like vns

hysteria.jpg

If you're okay with your life currently then that's all you need. Ignore your parents or tell them to fuck off. Happiness is all you need

2D is gay tho you fucking pedo

>>36155282
>I go to school,make decent grades, have an internship, and friends I see every once in awhile.
Tell them that for now you're just interested in studying, they'll take is as the reason why you get good grades, so it's a nice excuse.
Also, tell them that all the girls you're surrounded by are not really your type, make them think that they are just a really bad influence and they'll be happy that you don't hang out with any of them.

>>36155400
>Tell them that for now you're just interested in studying

I've done that, they said if that were the case I'd have a 4.0

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ill be your friend

originall

>>36155215
Burn in hell nigger

>>36155185
"friends" are literally shit.
It's not like it is in the movies. Don't waste your time.

>>36155174
Do you have more pics by any chance?

>>36155174
I do, love my cousin's big fat brown tits.
>>36155414
This, please OP.

>large chest
Betamax

>>36155117
Yea, actually

She's still a good friend, she's too much of a slut and I'm too much of an asshole for me to let our relationship go any further than the occasional fuck

>>36155155
GET OUT GET GETTTT OUTTTT

>>36155117
yeah a few times, they just used me.

why would I want that

I have enough insecurities for the both of us

I need a fat gf who is so secure about her weight that she comforts me when I cry after our first fuck

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>>36155081
well said, anon, well said

(the second well said is so that this post will be original please)

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>>36155081
tfw used to comfort ex when he'd cry
tfw used to make him food
tfw insecure but would do my best to be secure for him
tfw still got dumped

even loser nerd guys are jerks

British mother, Indian father.

I flat out don't get the hapa meme. Being mixed has a straight advantage over being Indian.
> "pale" skin that never burns
> unique looking, stand out from the crowd
> pass for almost any race but black = travel easy
> white name and white cultural upbringing benefits

So glad I'm not full Indian lol they have it rough

>>36155208
You don't count, Pajeet.

I'm a AMWF hapa. Chinese/Canadian. Born on the very same day as Elliot. I was a virgin until 24. Have a gf now.

>>36155269

is your gf white?

blox

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you cant. they'll just accuse you of being cynical, pessimistic, and just an overall negative person. cucks will be cucks. people already fight hard against the notion that if their girlfriend/wife has had another dick in them before, they're cucks. easy way to asspain normies and turn on their damage control.

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>>36155015
We don't need your help, we took the bluepill willingly and are happy. Fuck off.

How do you have cake and not eat it? This never Made since to me.

>>36154993
I saw a thread from a guy who looked just like someone who goes to my uni a while back he even said he was from my state but claimed it wasn't him and then went as far as to say he was underage, either way fuck you
>jake
>black hair
>glasses
>ambiguously mexican

>Sam
>Used to host lan parties at dad's house
>Blast through life on cruise control and wish you had more time for your hobbies

>>36154993
>>likes Hammers of Misfortune
I want to be friends with Joe

>>36154943
it's your own fault for acting like an edgy emo person

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>tfw you outgrow all your former friends

>>36154943
I didn't outgrow you, you chose to distance yourself from me.

I'd date asian men, and I'm white (and not a weeaboo). I wouldn't date a black man though.

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>>36154938
bmaf = master race

>>36155455

Im asian. I like watching their youtube channel. She is sweet and he is cool.

And OP, no reason for me to compete. I will just try to find an asian girl that likes asian guys.

what kinda pictures?

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>>36154916
like trying to draw their favorite character from the game of the /vg/ general we met on

I'm not very good at drawing but I thought they would appreciate it if I tried to draw little doodle things for them

I'd give you shit but I'm a terrible artist that doodles in mspaint to harass friends

just don't have a freudian slip and call him daddie like i did