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OP, what does the image mean

>>36156047
it means robots are deep intelligent thinkers and normies are shallow sheep

>>36156082
Did you go out of your way to do something but nobody noticed?

>>36156007
Parrot Linux, but i made a dual boot with windows. So i use both

>>36156074
cool, what DE are you using? I heard that GNOME is absolute shit

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>>36156007
I use linux mint because i am a huge fucking faggot and need those ubuntu special repositories and i am too lazy for setting them in debian
I use it because is comfy and i am tired of reinstalling windows 7 on a 3GB of ram machine that once the shit starts piling up it becomes unbearably slow

Also don't think you will get a lot of answers because /r9k/ is filled with newfags and normalfags.

>>36155999
I function by day drinking and staying up late night shitposting. I had a bunch of As last semester through sheer force of will but now I'm looking at a B- average because I can't seem to care. Borderline and major depression here. The only saving grace I have is being able to type quickly and synthesize ideas quickly. I can write 20 pages on constitutional law in less than 24 hours and can write 15 pages on something I find interesting in less than 12.

>>36156090
Thanks for the response, good to know people are managing to pull it off. Fortunately I'm fairly decent at writing long papers as well, just so long as I find the motivation.
I feel like it would be so much easier if I wasn't alone and had someone to do this stuff with. That's essentially how I made it through community college with straight A's, I had one friend who forced me to do assignments. Mostly so I could help him with his work so he could pass, but at least I was doing it.

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>>36155999
>it's been difficult keeping my grades up
>I never have the motivation to complete assignments on time
>have to make excuses for why I'm turning stuff in late

Dude fuckin' same. Hate to say it, but I just gave up. I couldn't keep wasting so much money going to school if I wasn't going to be able to perform. Used to be an amazing student, too, but suddenly I just couldn't do it anymore.

Dropping out was honestly a huge weight off my shoulders even though I feel like it makes me a huge failure. For now, I'm just trying to find a career that doesn't suck the dick of our scam of a higher education system. Maybe I'll be able to finish the degree later when I'm in a better place, but maybe I won't need it after all.

Best advice I could give is to seek help wherever you can get it and be frank and honest with those people. One of my biggest problems was thinking I could handle it all on my own when I could not. Hope you make it through, OP.

>All these extra unnecessary steps when all the best templates are a simple google search away

>>36156016
>best templates

Not really, you're unlikely to find a resume template tailored for the exact job you want, let alone an appropriate cover letter

>>36156061
Oh you meant outright lying on a resume; I thought you just meant the structure of the resume (template)

I know there has to be at least one (1) on r9k right now

A girl who was a tomboy in the 1990s would be a "transgender" retard now.

I miss when this wasn't the case.

>>36156026
Honestly, they're fucking mentally ill. There's a FTM porn subreddit and the sort of shit they post, especially the text... It's physically uncomfortable.

You shouldn't consider soc to be a part of 4chan

80% of /soc/ is lying to attention whore, while the other 20% are the average 4channer who gets curious about how he gets rated

>>36155924
No, there are no women here. If there ever were they left the moment they saw the first woman hate thread. The "girls" here are role-playing fags and trannies. All of them.

man that sucks i just dont understand how kids can get fucked at 13 and i cant even get a genuine hug

Shit, I'm sorry to hear that anon, having such a splendid woman ripped from you so suddenly sounds horrific. I hope you'll at least hold on to the good moment you got to spend with her, and in retrospect you've come a lot further than other robots and even your former self has. You can only go up from here, man.

You got your hand up her snatch on the first date and you met her on tinder.
Marrying her would have been the worst mistake of your life.
Being a "normie" is not actually having a successful, happy life. It's being a miserable failure in a socially understandable way.
If you want to meet a nice girl, pair bond have live happily ever after: go to church and look for virgins that won't put out until you marry them.

I am not metal but i have a slayer t shirt

Does that count

>>36155912
You're close

>>36155912
Also i forgot to mention, i am not black either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrHLK0yB9I
this election was such a wild ride

sage

>>36155884
>there is a preordained order to who becomes leader
Are you literally british

>>36155884
She could have won if she and the democrats hadn't essentially wanked their way through the whole election thinking there was no way Trump could ever win.

That would be a merciful end. What if there's an afterlife? What if we already died and we're in hell.

>>36155862
i know, isn't it great? nothing to worry about anymore.

>>36155862
You're already dead my friend.

>>36155858
prison is actually shit. bad plan, famalam. The food there is god awful, and the beds are uncomfortable.

You'll be taking nigger dick up the ass, you'll be passed around like a god damn blunt at a hippie commune. Also don't be a fucking ass hat and kill someone, armed robbery would be plenty to get a prison sentence.

>>36155858
>strict diet forces you to get healthy
Nah, commissary and a generally sedentary lifestyle would make it hard to lose weight. Unless you worked out when you got yard time.

Why not just kill yourself? Not trying to convince you to, just wondering why, since you seem willing to kill another person.

>>36155826
Everyone has 4 toes + 1 thumb on each foot dumbass

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>>36155826
I have a beauty mark on my balls

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>>36155826
Can i see op? Im curious thyx in advance.

>>36155803
What is that?

I haven't showered in three weeks and I get it too but never knew what it was.

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>>36155803
May be more visible here after I showered

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SO YOU'RE THE FUCKERS WHO MADE MY LIFE HELL WORKING AT KEKMART! WE COULD SMELL YOU FROM 3 AILES AWAY! WE COULD EVEN TELL WHO YOU WERE IF WE HAD SMELLED YOU BEFORE! FUCKING OFF YOURSELVES OR GO TO SOME NIGGER VILLAGE IN AFRIKEK WHERE YOU BELONG!

>>36155793

get a psychiatrist plz
it's not so bad
signed, psych nurse @ work right now

>>36155793
Actually trump signed a law making it legal for the mentally diasabled to buy assault rifles and other guns

>>36155947
Really? Awesome!

>>36155775
How long do job applications take to call back after phone interview? Anybody know?

Trying to not be as NEET.

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>>36155775
>schizo
>have a shotgun that's legal with me
>voices tell me to self amputate a limb with my shotgun
>tempted to do it. Although I know ill die if I do.

the song "new york I love you but you're bringing me down" by LCD soundsystem

it's a good song

but I don't really like its message, it kind of bothers me

the singer is complaining that new york is now a boring place and does not have as much charm or character because it is safer and cleaner.

new york used to be a dangerous place you know? it used to have a lot of crime and drugs. I think making it a safer place to live is worth the "boring" feeling. it just seems like he's glorifying stuff that shouldn't be glorified. it's fun to wax poetic about gangsters and such but to actually live in it is another thing entirely. I feel like people from new york and other really big cities often get up their own ass about this type of thing. they want their city to be a secret club instead of a good place to live. I don't know. it rubs me the wrong way. the actual song is good though.