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Let's confess to each others the things we do that we wouldn't say to anyone IRL and try to forgive ourselves.
>Did some frotting with a classmate in 2nd grade in the toilets once, another time we tried to fuck each other, bending over on the toilet seat, I was disgusted by his ass but when it was my turn to bend over, feeling his little hard cock dry trying to penetrate my ass left me in wonder, it was truly amazing. He didn't succeed to get it inside though.
>Few years later, I gave my cousin a blowjob when we were like 9 and dry humped him a bit a few times because he really looked feminine.
>Now I'm 24 with a gf, love her but only get to see her once every few months because kinda long distance relationship.
>When I feel too lonely and depressed, gay lust from childhood comes back.
>When this started, at first I would just check ads, sometimes when really horny even post one myself, but always chicken out.
>Then I found this older man, fat, hairy, with a big belly and a fat pink cock. He convinced me by mail to go to his place, ended up giving him a handjob. I was so horny I licked the cum off my hand and told him I had to go, my heart was pounding from excitement.
>Went back a few days later and did everything (bj, anal with condom, even kissed him)
>I keep telling to myself it's not cheating because it's a dude, there's no romantic feeling at all, and I don't use my cock at any point but I know it's wrong.
>Still see him at least once a week.
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i think girls have alien bodies
like this one. it's sexy but makes me think of mewtwo
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>>36156649
mfw OP is literally a faggot
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>fapped on my friend's dog
>fingered my kitten
I think that's the two things I've never told anyone IRL.
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Why does she seem so happy? Damn niggers.
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Sex causes the release of endorphins and neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin. Plus, girls tend to smile for pictures.
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>>36156648
wow, what happened to his nut? it looks deflated haha!
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>>36156864
>haha look at his nut
>it looks deflated
>h-he probably emptied it into hot sluts too often
>h-h-haha
>w-what a loser!
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Did your father teach you how to be a man /r9k/?
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Being a man is fucking overrated
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>>36156752
>namefag
Your father failed you in every conceivable way
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My mom divorced him when I was 4 and I barely got to see him until he died when I was 20.
So no
If God wanted us to race mix he wouldn't have separated us in the first place.
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>>36156489
What is evolution?
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>>36156590
The reason whites are better
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>>36156590
I don't see this race-mixing shit pushed in non-white countries.
Why, it's almost like it's targeted at removing all white people.
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I think I'm going to join the Army. My life is going nowhere. I hate my job, my wife of 5 years is a stranger and I'm pretty sure she's cheating on me. I'm looking for a drastic change in life, and I don't want to outright leave my wife unless I catch her dead to rights cheating on me. I figure the time in basic and whatever deployment will give me new experiences and kinda put my home life in perspective. I'm not terribly out of shape, I surf and I hike quite often, so I'm not worried about the physical aspect. I just don't want to be seen as running away, my family has a history of serving, and I feel like I'm missing a huge chunk of my life by not having served yet. I heard y'all are the place to post shit like this so I just wanted to get that off my chest and maybe a perspective or two I hadn't considered yet. Thanks in advance.
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>>36156420
You should kill your wife and then yourself.
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>>36156438
Naw, that's too easy. As shitty as my lot has been recently, I really enjoy life and want to see just how shitty things can actually get.
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>>36156471
>wife
Have you ever thought of GETTING THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE
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The white population is going down and the black, brown, and yellow population is going up. We're supposed to be okay with this?
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abortion kills niggers too ya dummy
also less robots since the parents might actually want the kid
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>>36156324
Let me guess, it's the jews fault you havent had 6 white kids?
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>>36156360
pic related oregasdfsdfnno
Anyone else ever think of how others may find you attractive and would be your bf/gf if you just engaged them, but you'll never know because you don't?
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That depends if you're good looking or not
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>>36156306
I could probably get a gf but they would be trash and I'd have a bad time.
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>>36156332
Beauty is in the eye of the (og) beholder.
>>36156347
I'm curious as to why you think that.
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Cute girls make me want to hang myself.not even joking
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>>36156244
>tfw young japanese gf
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I think you're cute anon, you don't need to hurt yourself
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>>36156244
This. But for a different reason.
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fuck please dont fire me oh god
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I need to get this off my chest its driving me fucking crazy
I work part-time at a kitchen and its been almost a month but theyve been giving me less hours, this week they only gave me 8 hours, what if they're firing me
fuck is it because of the cat hair or did i ask too many questions or am i just that socially incompetent
please its just giving people fried chicken dont fire me fuck i need this job oh fuck i promise i can fix whatever you need me to fix just dont fire me im good at my job im good at my job please dont fire me
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Show some initiative, ask for more stuff to do, otherwise if you really need a job start looking for a new one.
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Cathair?
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holy fuck stop being such a stupid wagecuck
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>19
>no friends
>no gf
>khv
>live with mommy and daddy
>making 2k a week
Its worth it though right guys?
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if u send me money i'll be ur friend :)
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And how exactly do you earn that money?
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>>36156239
This
You can solve pretty much all of those problems with that amount of money. You probably just need a little help getting there.
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GET IN HERE FAGGOTS ITS VOCAROO TIME
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>>36156180
Can someone record this?
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. WHY CANT I JUST FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. CAN SOMEONE LET ME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I JUST WANT OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE LIFE.
OH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. GOD JUST LET ME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. MOM IM SORRY I JUST WANNA FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. IM TO SCARED TO DO IT MY SELF.
YES DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. ALL I WANNA DO IS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. PLEASE HELP I WANNA FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. THIS WORLD MAKES ME WANNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME WANNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. THESE GIRLS MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. OH GOD I WANT SO BADLY TO JUST DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. IM SO TIRED I JUST WANNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I AM ALL ALONE SO I JUST WANNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I AM NOTHING SO I WANNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I DESERVE NOTHING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. IM SO STUPID DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I AM SCUM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I AM A FUCKING SHITEATER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. WHY IS IT LIKE THIS OH GOD PLEASE THIS REALITY OH GOD WHY OH GOD WHY FUCK WHY CANT I JUST BE NORMAL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I JUST WANNA FUCKING DIE.
BYE BYE
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>>36156180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RRTzaHSYSt
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PlXrcdTuQy
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>doing my shopping at night like usual
>walmart just left the self checkout
>no attendant anywhere
>literally just walk out with my 200 bucks worth of groceries
God has blessed me this night.
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I hate cashiers with a passion, and we're to the point where we have the RFID and camera tracking technology to automatically list the items you've picked up, recognize who you are, and automatically debit your account.
I can't wait until every single one of those minimum wage faggots is at home, contemplating suicide.
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My friend used to steal everything he needed in life from Wal-Mart. He would go in with a huge backpack, load it up, and walk out. He took over ten grand of stuff. One day, security stopped him on the way out, they told him they ad surveillance of him stealing, and he got charged with theft after they found all the stuff in his bag. Then, he had a criminal record, but it got expunged with community service.
I just wouldn't make a habit of it, OP.
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>>36156303
There's a difference between shoving random shit in a backpack during normie hours.
I used to work at this walmart and know there is no LP guy between 1 and 10am.
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Losing virginity to escort
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I am aged 18, still in high school and going to military after graduation (most likely won't find much pussy in the Marines) is it worth just saying fuck it and lose my virginity to an escort? I don't want to lie to the guys about sex I've had or get caught being a virgin and get roasted.
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Go abroad and get some exotic foreign puss, somewhere where your accent is an aphrodisiac.
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>>36156159
Jesus OP, your pic looks like CP from catalog thumbnail.
Hope a mod won't permab& you senpai,
And about that, just don't fucking tell anybody in the marines that you're a virgin, and just have sex with some slut in Japan or something.
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>>36156187
I cant even get with bitches who speak my own language, what makes you think i can spit game at some Japanese slut who cant understand me?
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dont you hate how some people have it easy in life
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I'm inferring the people depicted worked pretty hard to get to where they are now.
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>>36156122
I have no idea who those people are. Their kid is going to have a breakdown though.
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>>36156260
Pretty sure OP is referring to the unborn child, retard.
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>try to sleep because I have wagecuckery in a few hours
>can't
>take my """"strong"""" sleeping pills that doc gave me
>read a little bit about them online
>"shitttt that thing makes you go nuts!!!11 i always have hallucinations and end up asleep after 14 minutes :P"
>everywhere it says that after 1 hour it should put you to sleep
>3 hours since I took it
>still not sleepy
>feel actually hyperactive
This really makes me think. Is all reality just a lie? Are meds a meme?
How can I fucking sleep reeeeee
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i died a little inside when logan got impailed at the end
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>>36156089
Of course. but it was needed. You need to suffer when it comes to kino. It's okay. It means it's working.
Also tfw no laura daughter
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>>36156071
>can't sleep
>have early classes
>take sleeping pills
>can't fall asleep
>stay awake for hours
>eventually fall asleep right before classes
>pills hit while I'm asleep
>sleep through multiple alarms
every. fucking. time.