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Jesus christ, this is my first time using UPS and they will only deliver on weekdays between 9-5 (while literally everyone is at work), and won't give delivery slots or an estimated time range.
What the fuck am I meant to do? Serious question, I don't live in USA and this is my first time dealing with UPS.
I tried waiting for the next day but they delivered it at the exact same time. I was obviously at work the day before, why would they try to deliver at the same time again? Da fuq.
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Pick it up at the UPS depot and in the future don't get stuff shipped with UPS. Fucking hate UPS
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>>36158013
having trouble even finding out where the depot is, it's not written anywhere on the slip or the web tracking.
reeeee, this shouldn't be taking so much effort.
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>>36158013
okay I found it
>There is no UPS location near your delivery address. Please edit the delivery address or select another delivery option.
FUCKING KILL ME
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Anyone else feel like Samurai Jack is trying too hard to win an Academy Reward?
all the metaphors and imagery seems very pretentious.
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>>36157940
how DARE they try to win an award, right anon? got you sure got them, put them in their place those FUCKS
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I thought season 5 was pretty gud so far
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>academy reward
wdhmbt?
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>Boy, daddy. You weren't kidding when you said middle school would be different from elementary school. All my guy friends keep touching me, asking me out, and get mad and end our friendship when I tell them I don't then "no." All the girls keep fighting and spreading rumors about each other. Stacy now says the F-word every two sentences. At least one kid gets beat up by five others every other day. Almost half the people here have the worst acne. The girls' boobs are getting bigger. The guys' voices are getting deeper. Everyone is starting to smell more and more like B.O. Anon over there has the worst acne of them all, is really greasy, and just stays home on his computer where there isn't any school. Every month, we have a drill in case of a school shooting. There's not one recess where you don't stumble upon people making out. The janitor keeps smiling weirdly at the girls; me included. And at least two teachers have been fired or arrested for "undisclosed reasons." Can I be home schooled instead?
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>>36157889
>lil baby, if that janitor or those teachers EVER touch you I will personally beat their ass
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>>36157889
>honey, I want to apologize for bringing you into this terrible world. It is my fault for not thinking of how much suffering you would inevitably go through, as all humans do.
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>lets get you put in a non-nigger school
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Hug your sister/brother/parent and tell them you love them, post results.
Or text them "I love you" and post results.
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>>36157848
I hugged my sister and lightly poked her ass, she immediately slapped me and walked away.
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>sister in kitchen making food
>hug from behind, say I love you
>"love you too, want a sandwich?"
>receive sandwich
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>>36157956
You were supposed to say "I love you," not poke her butt. Go apologize and try again
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there is nothing more beautiful than the vagina, tits and ass don't even come close
the vagina is more beautiful than the mountains and rivers, stars and moon
it is truly the most perfect piece of art ever sculpted by god
to all you women out there, young or old, fat or slim, black or white, i love you for you are the canvas which god has perfected his true masterpiece upon
i can only hope that one day i will earn the privilege of tasting the holy nectar of gods most beautiful creation
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You literally wrote this.
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Eh I dunno, It comes in many shapes and forms I like that...
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*cumming through*
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Why do i not get warm fuzzy feelings when i hug girls anymore :(
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Have you hugged a lot of girls?
Once you're familiar with their physical contact you lose that feel.
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>>36157794
Because you're a sick pervert now.
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>>36157813
yea quite a few. just a few minutes ago really this girl hugged me for quite a while and tightly but i just felt numb.
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daddy,chad bullies me at school again
what should i do?
what advice do you give him r9k?
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punch them in ball and red pill them about their mothers
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Figure out why he's being bullied.
If he's being bullied because he's doing some faggot shit, tell him to stop doing faggot shit.
If Chad's just being a cunt, tell him to beat up Chad.
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Fight them and be dirty about it, kick their balls and gouge their eyes out.
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>add girl from tinder on snapchat
>her tinder only has a face pic
>snap her once and continue chatting
>she only uses text chat and makes up a million different excuses as to why she can't send a pic
she's a whale right?
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ye big one
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>>36157694
>only has a face pic
that should be enough.
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On tinder I just write rediculous bios and swipe right on everybody no matter what. When I inevitably match I just tell them I have aids or ask them if they want to come smoke crack with me or something like that. God I fucking hate normies.
Current bio:
>I have a fetish for girls who like live fish insertions. I just want to be very up front about that.
I don't actually though.
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Any of you robots microdosing?
Share stories
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39516345
Forgot link to article
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>>36157682
no thanks i don't do drugs i value my brain and do not wish to damage it
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>>36157682
No but I'd try it if I didn't do medium doses every week. I get the feeling microdosing would fuck that up.
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What's the difference between Chad and Brad?
originakjshdfkjhsdkjfhskjdfh
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>>36157602
Two letters :O
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>>36157617
Don't you mean one?
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>>36157633
No I meant nice dubs
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1/3rd of this board is underage b&. Is that why it's so shit?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11827640/r
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>>36157561
Woah
Just imagine all those kiddos learning about how is the misery of life.
I can expect some underage kids talking about nihilism and depression now.
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>>36157738
Nah, kids are dumb, they're like haha XD that ain't me, and then 5 years later it's them.
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Imagine coming here regularly as teenager and absorbing what people say here about having jobs and relationships with women as fact. Holy fuck they're gonna be fucked up.
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Genetics are literally everything and predetermine your fate from the moment you're conceived. Prove me wrong.
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Everything was already predetermined from the moment of existence.
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>>36157545
Genetic mutation. Checkmate, nigger
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Determinism and quantum mechanics don't play well together.
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This is the logical progression for robots.
Prove me wrong.
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>No Trap-ism
Shit list
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>>36157518
Buddhism is god tier and can lead to christianity
No one understands buddhism so it's all moot though
>herp derp I'm just gonna sit down and talk to myself
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>>36157565
>herp derp I'm just gonna sit down and talk to myself
Wait so does that mean everybody on /r9k/ is a buddhist? All I do is sit in my chair and talk to myself
Anonymous
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Who /remorseless sociopath/ here?
Anonymous
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>killed my neighbours cat
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>>36157511
Cats are scumbags anyway
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I torture bugs if they're in my house and I have nothing better to do
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I fucking wish. I dream about hurting cats on a weekly basis but I'm too much of a pussy to do it IRL. I'm scared some screaming whore neighbor will parade me in front of the court for catching me hurting some precious puss that's a stray and not even hers.
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Do you want to become a better human being, anon? You are the only cause of your misfortunes. You're never going to achieve anything unless YOU actually try to do something. Nobody's gonna hand you a gf and/or money on a silver platter. Women don't owe you anything. Nobody owes you anything. Do you want to actually get better?
Start by quitting /r9k/. Consider leaveing 4chan altogether. Instead, visit websites like Art of Manliness or even different self improvement subreddits.
Good luck, chap.
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>>36157497
This all sounds like too much work.
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I don't want to get better. The only way I can be happy is by bringing other people down. I want everyone to be miserable like me.
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I've tried the self improvement meme
I don't think I'm entitled to money or women. in fact it's the opposite. I know I should never have it
I'll do little things to make my life a little better but I know nothing big is going to change.
I was dealt a shitty hand. Nothing is going to fix the fact that I was raised by a poor mentally ill single mother, have mild autism and am ugly. nothing.
I'm never going to be a normal person so why should I bother pretending like I can be.