Do you ever want to cry really badly, but then you remember how dehydrated you already are and manage to stop yourself?
I need to preserve the little water my body has in it.
>>39269716
Did you know you can add water to your body by ingesting it?
I am always well hydrated
>>39269761
came here to post this.
dehydration = constipation
Imagine you left 4chins to pursue your dreams tomorrow, what would you do?
for me it would be learning guitar and electronic music programming
idk but i hope you follow your dreams and make us proud anon
>>39269713
Lmao but i already program and play guitar. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know.
Well my dream is to have been a dictator of Russia and lead the country to be the greatest that has ever existed in the history of the Earth. But ive made to many mistakes to have that as a possibility so i feel like I have no purpose left in life, hence im a robot.
Anyone in the mood for frosted flakes?
>>39269699
hell yeah my original dude
>>39269730
Eat up
Most important meal of the day.
>>39269699
Oh flaky balls anon is back, still looking as disgusting as ever I see.
>Choose business, finance, or accounting as college major
>Literally PAY MONEY to be a cublicle-locked, debt-ridden wagecuck bending over for Dr. Shekelstein the rest of your life
Why do normalshit wagefags do this?
Not going for Actuary. The best career
>>39269598
Behold: Basic things neets are incapable of:
1. Leaving adult material lying around because you don't have to fear your parents snooping in your room.
>>39269710
Wrong again, shekel slave. Thanks to your and other wagecucks' contributions to my aspiebux I am able to live on my own and have enough money for all the "adult material" I desire.
>be me
>asian chestlet
>attempt to masturbate for the first time in months
>think about nothing
>think about my boyfriend
>think about my boyfriend masturbating in front of me to a beautiful blonde woman changing in a department store with
>huge bazookas
>huge
>bazookas
>insecure
>cant nut
>roll over
REEEEEE WHERE DID THIS COME FROM IM TOO INSECURE TO HAVE KEK FANTASIES i get too insecure when he leaves the room to take a shit even what is this reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>39269502
>female
>boyfriend
I'll hold on to that image but you've got to go
>>39269561
its more likely than you think
>>39269563
give it back noW
Anyone ever have autistic fantasys?
I wanted to create a giant Mansion that has an underground vr/ar arena
invite all my old friend and all the people that didn't want to be my friend and make them fight each other in a giant tournament where the winner gets a million dollars and the ability to become partner in my business dealings
I wrote names down on a drive document as well as how I knew them,i did research into technologys that could make my dream possible and even mapped out potential places i could buy when i was rich.
The vr/ar game was element bending like avatar and you had to learn real martial arts to bend elements etc.
How autistic is this?
I learned basic architecture and 3d design when i was like just for this sole reason.
Then i went to school for electrical engineering to achieve this goal...then i forgot about it,but now i want to do it more than ever
I keep having this thought of becoming a cult leader.
I have uniform, name, motto, agenda, and ranks already in mind.
>>39269971
I hope you become one man shit sounds fun
If they think your god they won't leave....
What are you gonna do if you're tonight's lucky powerball winner?
>>39269402
What's a powerball ?
Something rrelated to pokemon ?
>>39269418
It's a US thing.
You wouldn't understand
>>39269454
Explain to me anon ?
I may be a brainlet, but i have the thirst of knowledge.
It must be nice having a big dick...Never having to feel sexually insecure...
If you're ugly, you can still get a go who will love you.
But having a small dick is always, alyways a disappointment. I can't imaging being a girl and opening my bfs pants only to see he has a small dick.
Man, I just can't do this anymore.
Life is just so tiring...
>>39269368
Once you fully acknowledge that life is an awful game, not only for its real consequences, but for its terrible gameplay mechanics, and that the hand your were dealt is absolutely not your fault, you can free yourself from insecurity. Why should you feel bad for losing? The game is shit. Enjoy the good aspects of the game, only because you're stuck playing it for the remainder of your life.
>>39269368
My dick isn't huge or anything but it's the right size where I'm not insecure about it at all. I make jokes about it sometimes but no one ever laughs.
>at work
>coworker hands me medium gloves
>I say they're too small for me and I need the extra large ones
>he says "oh yeah, I bet you're the extra large type of guy, huh?" Or something like that implying I have a big dick
>everyone kind of laughs
>I reply "or I'm just compensating" implying my dick is tiny
>everyone just gets quiet
>no one laughs
I thought it was funny, idk. I guess they thought I actually have a small dick or something, idk
>>39269693
I wish I could find the good, but even the good seem mundane.
I'm probably just a failed Normie...
What does TS mean? I am trying to get suck
teamspeak whore
don't believe anybody else that's going to post
>>39269336
Transsexual male that still has a dick but all of the other features of a female.
Transexual I'm guessing
Why are trannies so prevalent now
Did 4chan take the ironic trap meme too far and raised an entire generation who fell for it?
>"Anon, I don't think I love you anymore"
It's not fair!
>>39269328
Shut up you fuckn cuckold
>>39269328
>having someone in the first place who used to love you
You fucking filthy norms with your baby problems need to gtfo of my board.
>>39269328
Got this very text a week ago. It just hurts so bad
Well Robots, why don't you have a happy wife and a great career?
>>39269316
I do have a career.
I also have a mountain of sexual problems and I'd do no one any favors by pursing a relationship.
>>39269316
Last year of being an engineering student so I can attract women that care more for what I can do for them materialisticslly than emotionally.
>>39269316
Looks like a more attractive version of my parents wtf
I have become such a horrible person god kill me in my sleep
>>39269236
I doubt you're THAT bad. You probably just think you're a bad person because you have bad thoughts or you're unemployed or some shit.
why is living maditory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf why
>>39269236
I ignored a woman who was getting sexually assaulted OP. When you put something like that into perspective, you're hardly a bad person. I still consider myself an ok person after that though, because the woman was homeless.
I'm starting to think something is really fucked up with me.
I'm not any sort of autistic, but I have panic attacks every time it's up to me to initiate an interaction with someone. I think people perceive me as being a nice and agreeable person, because whenever I sit alone at meals people always sit down with me and start conversations. On my side it feels like they go terribly, but they keep coming back. Despite all the human interaction I get from people I still feel completely alone.
I've just started college by the way.
>>39269202
Probably social anxiety, anon. and no, as far as I know you dont have to be born with it. I'm the same way, although I wasnt always like that either. Mine started in highschool and i've had it since. I got invited by a bunch of people I hung out with in highschool to hang out about a week ago. I ignored it becasue I shuddered at the thought of meeting some of their new friends they've probably met since then.
>Mom convinced me to see a therapist, I have an appointment on saturday and i'm freaking the fuck out. If it gets worse as time goes on maybe consider a therapist like me.
>>39269623
OP here
I've had this problem since middle school, it's just never led to such depression since I've been cushioned by friends I made when I was a kid. I've seen several therapists over the years about my social anxiety, but all they want to do is cognitive behavioral theory, which is basically building up a resistance to the terrifying feelings of meeting people, without figuring out the problem.
When I said I think something's wrong with me, I meant that I've been dealt the hand of an alpha (good personality, fairly attractive, fairly intelligent, only thing I'm lacking is exceptional athletic ability) but my social anxiety keeps me at the level of a beta.
>>39269792
You literally sound almost exactly like me, than. > (good personality, fairly attractive, fairly intelligent, only thing I'm lacking is exceptional athletic ability)
Normie/Alpha family, distant and instant (Only makes me feel more shitty for not being able to withhold family tradition.) I had a net of friends that I had since elementary but as time went on in HS they started hanging out with older kids and hit it off pretty well where I distantly cowered away from them. Friends slowly began becoming more distant until they pretty much stopped inviting me to hang out and didnt speak to me outside of school. Slowly after I began to start falling into more and more of a depression.
>tl;dr from my own personal experience i'd guess that from moving out of college you're lonely, miss your friends that you're comfortable being around and are too anxious to make new ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CLTBV0SV2Y
What do you think of Charisma on Command?
>1.1m subscribers
>white guy
its not fair
>>39269165
>don't give a fuck
>being shameless isn't the same thing as being confident
Fuck you chad
>>39269165
Only way to not give a fuck is if your needs hierarchy pyramid is fulfilled completely. Otherwise you will always give a fuck.
So why don't you have a sissy white boy as your lover, eh?
Because the perfect one I met here lives across the country and I finally came home and am crying uncontrollably. I could barely contain my tears at work earlier. I still talk to him because when I do I forgot all my misery, but the second we stop, that nauseating knot in my stomach returns tenfold.
>>39269213
Plan a meet one in the future?
>>39269296
I'd love to fly out and visit him. I'd work enough to afford flights as often as he required. The thing is he's going to live in a dorm and he said dating wasn't an option because of our distance. I don't know what to do. I feel so weird considering I only met him recently but I felt like we hit it off so well.