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Anyone else who's actually enjoying their life? It used to be shit for me but now im literally enjoying the hell out of it.

>be me
>live in 200k European city
>live on study-bucks and summer job
>have nice apartment
>spend my days partying and playing vidya


Why don't you fix your life?
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Internal conflict is making my external happiness hard to achieve.
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>>36159406
slowly developing schizophrenia.
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I was. But just last week my gf left me without warning. I'm sinking into depression and alcoholism.

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>tfw too smart to fall for /r9k/ confirmatory bias
>tfw too smart to fall for the chad meme
>tfw too smart to fall for the pill meme
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>>36159378
You don't think we really mean that stuff, do you?
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>>36159585
>we
speak for yourself

mUte
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>>36159585
>in the internet everything is a joke XDDDDD

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>taking the wife on a date to Chesscake Factory
>decide to go home early
>open the door
>see our baby in living room, crying
>he's covered in brown stuff
>get closer
>horrible smell
>see babysitter staring at us, his pants down, like a deer caught in headlights
>mfw that bastard pooped on our baby

We chased him out of the house with a golf club. Should we take legal action?
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baby cucked
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When you hire a robot and don't pay enough GBP, things will happen like this.
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He shat on your child. Why wouldn't you take legal action? Oh, because this is b8, that's why.

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Is it true that asian males resent whites because of how tall and attractive they are?
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>>36159277
Civilized people do not resent other races.
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>>36159298
I guess that's real problem here, then.
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>>36159277
It's a made-up problem. In reality, many Asian women prefer dating Asian men. Also Western weeb girls lust after East Asian dick. Ugly and/or uninteresting guys that happen to be Asian simply make the mistake to assume girls don't want them because they are Asian. No, they don't want them because they are ugly and/or boring.

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Why do normies assume everyone likes Carne Asada Fries?
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>hur dur let's put marinated steak, jalapenos, carrots, nacho cheese, green salsa, and pico de gallo on french fries
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My willingness to eat that has gone unchanged.
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>he doesn't like carne asada fries

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How big do you like your tits?
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They should be atleast bigger than her balls.
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just big enough that the pain of never finding them irl is sharp and constant
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>>36159237
F cup minimum

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>Mom sends me an amazon link
>It's some kind of job opening for customer service
>She keeps saying "it's only nights and weekends" and keeps telling me to look at it
>She texted me this morning that she wants me to at least apply for it
>She told me when she forced me into college that it was either school or work
>Barely have a grasp on school, it's falling apart at the seams, and now she wants me to actually work

I hate this. I hate school and work. I want to be a little boy again, before school ever came. I bet I was happy then.
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>>36159094
Stop being a societal burden and earn your keep. Get out there and get a job. Grow up. You're lucky you haven't already been kicked out,
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>I want to be a little boy again.

Sums up r9k pretty well famafamicom.
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>>36159109
I don't want to grow up. I never want to grow up, this wasn't my choice. I was cute and small and happy without any responsibilities once, I didn't change, my body did and I hate that it did, but I didn't.

>>36159130
Yes

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>picture of virgin/autist walk keeps getting posted
>when I walk in public I don't even know how to hold my face
>end up pulling weird faces
>tfw more autistic than a meme designed to be super autistic
How to be normal please?
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>>36159061
>see virgin autist walk
>realize I do most of those things
>atleast my autist walk was automatic now its all manual
>even more autist walk now
>person on the street asked me if I need a doctor
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>>36159061
Post the picture. I haven't seen it.
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>>36159061
>someone spamming a meme that doesn't actually exist has had a concrete effect on someone's life
You need help.

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>single women on dating sites ignore me
>single moms want me

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!
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>>36159013
penetrate and dissolve retard
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>>36159013
You are beta provider
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>>36159026
My dick isn't made out of acid.

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The top of a bridge?

Truck in garage?

Truck in garage with rigged piping from exhaust to windows?

Noose?

For the first and last, I am terribly worried of partial survival and/or pain.

For the medians I worry about interruptions and the various fallouts, or of being unable or uncomfortable enough to not otherwise follow-through.
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>>36158980
Shotgun in the mouth is almost impossible to survive.
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walking into a snowstorm, painless and you fall asleep feeling warm.
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>>36159005
No proper access.

Why are kids doing this? Why are they allowed social media at such a young age?
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>>36158952
i wa nt to lick thyat beautiufl, baby boyus pussy
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>>36158952

Take solace in the fact that all civilisations eventually collapse.
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Garbage parents having garbage kids who go on to continue the human garbage cycle forever

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post anime pictures of girls
only ones i like though
also it smy birthday so you have to post itt
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happy birthday you
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nice keep posting
i dont want too lewd ones though
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>>36158944
Happy birthday anon
123321

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/comfy/ thread, vidya edition

Post comfy things
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>>36158909
Not vidya, but I've got some comfy space things
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>>36158925
I find comfort in them, hope others can as well
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>>36158925
here's my space thing

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>Try and defend this man R9K

Try and defend this geriatric, normie, untalented, click baity, manipulative, attention starved, money hungry cunt.

I don't understand how people can still like H3H3 so help me understand.
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>>36158846
At least he doesn't shitpost on Cambodian finger painting boards
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>>36158846
some people think he's funny i think
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>>36158864
Maybe if he lurked on Nigerian cigarette rolling board's he wouldn't be so saturated in Reddit Humor

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Battlestations thread? Poor version.
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>>36158809
>three whole pop sickle sticks in a jar
>sliced butter?
>power strip on bed

not saying my room is any better but why
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>>36158857
Need to power stuff and have it ready my bed? The popsicles are 30 cal each. The butter is cheese with bread. Then bacon bits soaked in vinegar and Britt's. There's a sugar free angel food too, but you cannot see it. It's healthy. Also, zero cal, caffeine free cola.
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>>36158957
Reach bed*
When eating my keyboard is disconnected.

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