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I feel like there have been things that you could've done and could not have done that might have let to another outcome

Why did you break your laptop anon?

You can buy a cheap ibm for like $40-$60 on ebay. Duo core and 4gb of ram though.

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>>36162698
I don't know why but that made me laugh. Well done.

>>36162698
>go to university flat party
>while everyone is drunk
>switch the fridge and freezer off

why it made me laugh?

28:19:57:19

Think it ran out of battery a month ago, can't remember when I last actually turned it off.

>>36162695

Close to 3 years, I never turn it off

>>36162695
why do people do this? Like it literally takes less than 5 minutes to boot up is that really that much of a time waste (especially if you're a neet) that you just can't bear it? It also puts unnecessary stress on the components, increases your electricity bill and you can feel bad cause you're not helping the environment.
I'm not hating, do whatever you want but I just can't see the point of this someone please enlighten me

>>36162669
It's true though, i don't exactly have a pencil dick but why the fuck does this shut happen.

My issues are very small hands and feet and also receding hairline. It's slowly receding though.

Also penis is average at best.

Reee

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>every girl who's ever seen my dick said it was too big for them

>>36162721
chad gET OUT OF MY THREAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36162640
Don't.
Shit sucks.

>>36162645
But I'm so lonely and socially-starved

>>>/soc/ >>>/adv/ sort your shit out

>>36162625
>abhor
Word of the day calendar working out for you then?

people want you to be real, not fake.

some of my best friends started out as annoying fucks and we shit talked each other back and forth.

>>36162647
kind of this

>>36162625
people want to see your emotions or they feel a lack of bonding with your emotions. because normies are emotional creatures. thats how they form packs and the society. why do you think its that easy to control the crowds with simple tactics like racism, nationalism, values etc. so when you be nice regardless, they dont know where to stand. and if you are not accepted as high status and if it looks ok to treat you bad, without being seen like an asshole -thats where the mobbing comes from-, they will do so, with gaining the right to do so from the societal ego. im pretty sure that if you spend some time alone with those people who treats you like trash, with this knowledge now -with not feeling like a loser-, they will have to get their shit together

>>36162617
just deal with it you fucking beta

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>boss forgets your existence and locks the door before you leave

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>you get your food 15 minutes after everyone else

> let's call chad to protect us, this guy is creeping me out

>>36162660
or you claim rape and have him arrested

I'm 32 years old and yesterday I learned that you should never ever look at people unless you are talking to them.

>>36162485
Most normies just want to talk about themselves, not converse.

Just ask them questions, pretend you're interested in their responses and ask follow up questions.

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I'm 18 and not too sure either OP, I think you are supposed to talk about something relateable and also let her do most if the talking.
>t. KHHV buying dakimakura bext year

keep mental notes on how normies interact.

>>36162446
Probably play with my tits until I eventually got bored of it and then go back to shitposting in r9k.

>>36162478
what would happen to society, politics, human interaction...

>>36162505
Who gives a shit?
I'd have tits, what could go wrong?

>tfw fat black girls don't like trannies

; .;

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at least post a hot one

>>36162405
>at least post a hot one

posts a man

why wouId anyone care?

time isn't even real
wake up sheeple

>>36163729
this to be quite honest with you all dear robots and passersby

>>36162336
Doggo can't eat porcupines.

He learned a valuable lesson

>>36162336
Oh poor fucking dog, wanker learned a lesson don't eat a porcupine

>>36162336
Stupid fucking dog i hope it gets aids!!!!!!

>>36162281
Humanity is in this weird transitional stage (no pun intended). Humans have been inventing tools to make their lives more easy and convenient since the beginning of their existence. Now, technology puts options on the table that simply weren't there before, and we don't know how to handle it. Little Timmy wants to be a girl? Sure thing, Tammy. You contracted an STI from getting slammed in your ass too much? Your insurance can pay for these new meds.

It's a delicate jump through the flaming pinhole-sized hoop that is the Great Filter.

>>36162281

SJWs existing is simply a decadent byproduct of western civilization itself.

And no, they are not declining or dying out. Even their most hardcore detractors do a lot of the same things the SJWs do. Why? Well, it's because we live in a degenerate decadent civilization and it's that simple.

/pol/ was too eager to teach SJWs a lesson but they forgot the reason SJWs exist in the first place (well, that, and the jews).

I'll probably kill a few of them one day.

>>36162275
Never you retard, labor will just move to other areas.

id rather have government mandated sexbots

>>36162278
>labor will just move to other areas.
where is supposed to go that is cheaper by this point? To some natives tribes in the south american rainforest?