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Bumping for the Supreme's sake.

Also check our sticky at >>>/trash/8625117

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>>36166023

'My Twisted World' is a must read for all robots

Just like other incels, St. Elliot was subject to the female's spell of beauty:

>I did, however, pass by one young girl, and she was like a goddess who came down from heaven. She was walking alone, in her bathing suit, with her luscious blonde hair blowing in the wind. I couldn't help ut slyly admire her beauty as we passed each other. I was scared. I was scared that she might view me as nothing but an inferior insect whose presence ruins her atmosphere. Her beauty was intoxicating! And then, just as we passed each other, she actually looked at me. She looked at me and smiled. Most girls never deigned to look at me, and this one actually looked at me and smiled. I had never felt so euphoric in my life.

Make no mistake, women only lure you in with their silent siren calls of ample bosoms, sensual hips and silky cascading hair to crush you with indifference and rejection.

>>36165943
k, hol up a sec, you kikeslayer

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White lines capture my insides.

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Honestly, not a big fan of social media.

>>36165807

100% based Aryan, m90

Not-white, don't really know, but definitely not white.

I have pale white skin.

white, but bloodline is the two European demographics /pol/ refer to as "niggers of the white race"

That girl is hot desu

I want to fuck girl you while forcing male you to watch.

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I want to be a princess when I grow up!

>>36165601

Does it really matter, honestly

I keked. Good one faggot

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>>36165601
>Daily reminder that being in a relationship with a girl who wasn't a virgin when you started dating makes you a cuck faggot

it's true

t. guy with a qt gf who took her virginity

Sorry but asking "can I see your clitoris" is a little weird. Most chicks would rather you just try to look yourself or better yet ask to lick them and then you will see it anyway when they present it to you

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>"can I see your clitoris"

M'Lady may I please have sexual intercourse with you?

also follow this radio for updates apparently 2 victims are down LISTEN LISTEN!!!

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12443

no fuck 1 child shot

http://abc7.com/news/1-child-shot-at-elementary-school-in-san-bernardino-eyewitness-news-has-learned/1856319/

o shit is it over though sounds like they are evacuating the kids would that happen if the shooter was still active?

You don't know the effect this post has had on me Anon. You have brought tears to my eyes. I just ordered a gf. Thanks for advice.

pathetic, get a real girlfriend loser

That Pepe isn't hiding you Joe Merrick.

this thread you just made

>>36165425
Nothing because there is no good to strive for, therefore better is a meanigless term

Physically wise there is a good condition vs unhealthy condition and that's why I'm fat since I'd rathernot be a fat ass

>>36165425
>"Why do you expect 8's and 10's to be into you when you're not an 8 or a 10?"

That shit stung to read but it made sense. I still haven't really changed shit but I think about it every now and again,

>>36165385
are you going to be the very best
like no one ever was, sasgay

>>36165385
A single person can't build a dam, or a power plant, or go to space.

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>>36165385
Youre on here provoking people to talk to you. You don't believe your own words so why should we.

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>>36165367
>select all street signs

>perfectly select all boxes with street signs
>doesn't work

>mash random boxes and submit
>works

>>36165367
>Press verify
>There's a fucking second captcha to solve EVERY FUCKING TIME

FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT

>randomly click boxes
>works
>click all the right ones
>doesn't work

the fuck

>>36165353
I'm not high at all so I'm not gonna post a picture

Stoned threads belong there >>>/x/

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>>36165353
dude w3ed lmao

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>>36165340
>Uni
>IT
Knowing your retarded normie ass has doomed itself to a living hell warms my heart.

>>36165373
You are pretty damn naive if you think I am a normie.

Bump

Originaloriginal Original OriGiNaL

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>>36165264
>implying you ever been close to a pussy that wasn't your mothers

>>36165264
Please share more OP, I don't know these feels.

>>36165264
I have a hard time believing you based on this pic you posted

>family home from work
>don't want to leave room until they all go to sleep

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>thirsty
>they're in the kitchen
>go to the bathroom and drink out of the sink

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>>36165305
yeah, that's right anon, use the sink
drink out of your hands like the animal you are