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Anyone have success with lucid dreaming? Every time I become aware I wake up.
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You just wanted an excuse to post Amber Rose, didn't you OP?
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OP, what method are you using? I have been looking into this stuff
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Nope, kept a journal and all that shit, never made it, perhaps because I only have nightmares is why I never achieve awareness.
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Fucking a white girl
>starfishes
>completely silent
>can't wait for you to finish
>only having sex to make you happy
Fucking black girl
>will put in work to make her man nut
>lots of moaning and dirty talk
>enjoys pleasing her man no matter how long you take
>always down to fuck no matter when and where
So why are you still wasting time on white girls?
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t. deluded extrapolating virgin
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>fucking any girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36168216
fpbp
there's literally no way OP isn't a virgin.
ITT: eRP and online partners
After spending a lot of time interacting with men this way, it's become clear that most of them can't dom at all. Either just plain morons who can't form sentences, or creepy assholes trying to invade my privacy and get me to send pictures. Good and understanding partners are quite rare.
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>it's become clear that most of them can't dom at all.
Too true, they start strong but I can slowly see them slowly start doing everything I say and asking for permission for everything.
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>>36168165
that's funny though, taking a dom guy and turning him into a good little subby... some of them can be sweet as long as they listen to me, I admit.
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>>36168264
Its not bad but I've been unintentionally doing that with all my partners and some friends for years. I want a true dom guy who isn't so easily manipulated.
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>don't know what I want to study at uni
>school's careers advisor tells me to study business to "keep my options open"
>turns out I'm shit and business and don't enjoy it at all
>stuck doing a degree I don't enjoy is adding to my depression
>still can't decide what I actually want to study
Any help, bots?
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if you don't have any sort of potential passion for any field of study (although unless going into law, couldn't recommend philosophy or other degrees of that ilk)
i would recommend that you look for the shekels, instead. unfortunately, you're asking a pool of fucking /r9k/ users to give you advice without even a lick of assistance lol
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you don't belong in uni then you fucking idiot
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>>36168079
What are you interested in? Look up classes that sound interesting and go to a lecture.
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mmmm so how was our first day back at work wagie?
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Jokes on you faggot leech neet I work 3 jobs so I don't have days off in the weekend.
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>>36168062
Oh my God he's literally Jewish property LMAO!
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It was okay, what should I have for dinner NEET overlord?
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I've finally accepted that most of the people on this board are not robots and the majority of this website are normiecunts and there's nothing that can be done about it.
It was stupid of me to think normiecunts could ever be defeated.
Like always, robots lose, normiecunts win.
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/!\ to robots only/!\
We should leave the board; seriously and let this to normal faggots.
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I've been here since 06. This place was never meant for losers and robots. Only newfags believe this.
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>>36167982
You probably a wizard who thinks he's a robot. The other day someone told me I wasn't a robot because I had a decent job. Despite the fact i'm n my mid 20's and never been kissed.
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Sup spanish lads, how is it going?
>tfw hate this country(spain)so much
>tfw no hating people or the country
>tfw want to leave asap and enver come back
Oh and tfw no gf of course
>write in english edition
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>>36167965
Why would you leave the containment board?
>>>/int/
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>tfw hate this country(spain)so much
Redpill me on Espanya
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>>36167965
Sure never come back
Traidor a la patria
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>try to learn to cook
>decide to do something supposedly simple and fry an egg
>turn stove on and get pan
>put oil on pan
>wait a bit for pan to heat up
>crack egg on pan
>the oil violently bubbles when the egg hits pan
>the oil flies everywhere and hits my arm and burns me
>get scared and run upstairs
>kitchen is filling with smoke
>too scared to go in there and turn stove off
>tfw mom's not home for another two hours
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>>36167932
As someone who's worked short-order cook, you deserve to burn alive in that house you mongoloid. It's an egg and some oil.
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>>36167932
Unless you have a cast iron pan there is no reason to use oil to cook an egg. I hope your house burns down you fucking idiot.
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>>36167932
> call the fire department before your house burns down
> now dummy
> use non-stick cooking spray after your parents un-ground you
> don't get the stove too hot
use non-stick cooking spray
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>Always have a nice orgasm before bed because it helps me sleep.
>See thread from here saying that women have it made because they can have multiple orgasms.
>Try to go at it last night right after I orgasmed
>Clit is way too sensitive
Guess I orgasm like a guy
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>>36167848
Because you are a guy
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>>36167869
Some days I feel like I am.
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>>36167848
It's good that your clit is overly sensitive, it'll help you cum faster. Try it again, keep going at it tonight
Describe your comfiest day?
Or at least ideally what would be a comfy day for you?
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>>36167765
Summer time in the uk. Sat in a beer garden having many pints with a good group of mates in the sun. No drama. I was in euphoria because it never happens often.
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Like today, woke up nice and early, drank some morning tea and programmed stuff.
Then for lunch I ate mashed potatoes and fish sticks and now I'm chilling out and lurking chans.
NEET lyfe is comfy lyfe desu
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>>36167979
>>36168082
Thank you for sharing that, both really peaceful.
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Fucked a Jap prostitute yesterday, AMA
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>>36167753
How big is your dick? Can you post it here?
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>>36167753
cute or no?
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>>36167788
7 inches, no
>>36167803
Cute enough, pictures on the website were a bit airbrushed though
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Why haven't you started your cat collection yet?
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I did, but that faggot tubs ate all my food
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>>36167716
because im allergic to cats
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/hbg/ homeless beaner general
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Hey this place is really cool, I just saw an anon call some one a nigger and the convo kept on going.
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Kinda reminds me of /b/ in that way
Here's the place some buggo told me off cuz I went inside to use WiFi
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>>36167715
nice dyde i'm proud of u r u having fun yet
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>homeless
>trimmed nails
Yeah "homeless"
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>>36167761
Yea I kinda am.
I found some weed and ima smoke it.
I think the key here is drugs, I need to start dumpster diving in weed dumpsters.
Like where they grow it and shit
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Robots, I need your advice.
There is a Russian girl in one of my classes in uni and I have liked her from the very first time I have met her. I got into same group as she (together with her 3 friends and 2 guys) and for the past few weeks, she always sits next to me (we sit in circle around 1 table) and touches me. At first it started lightly, by touching me when she moved her hand, but it gradually intensified by leaning on my shoulder or stroking my arm.
She also smiles when she talks to me, and today when I was leaving the class she stood in front of me (blocking my way), looked mi into eyes, smiled, waved and said "bye".
Is it possible she is into me? I am a 21 y.o KHV so I have no idea what does that look like, but I have no problem talking to her. I just miss all the flirting cues.
Should I invite her out for coffee? Or is she just acting friendly and I'm seeing things where there are none? What is your opinion?
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>>36167694
She is into you anon, go get your dick felt.
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>>36167694
Woman like to feel desire . Watch out.
Since you re beta nothing good will comes out .
Desu senpai
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>>36167912
Do you think so? I find it hard to believe that some girl would be attracted in me, but what she does hasn't happened to me yet so I came here for advice...
>>36167953
I'm not sure if I'd classify myself as a beta, I haven't even tried to get girls, I have always been talking to them like a friend and nothing else, but I feel like I'm missing out on something so I wanted a confirmation that I'm seeing things correctly
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What are good facial aesthetics that make a man's face attractive? Just name any off
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>>36167689
Please click on that link I've searched for you
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-typical-physical-traits-of-an-attractive-man
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>>36167689
Strong jaw and stand out cheek bones.
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>>36167876
Thanks Anon, now I know that my cheeks to too full and my lips are caterpillars compared to the average
Thanks tho, really