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I have this too, fuck.

This happened to me in highschool, around 10th grade. Not sure how it started, but it did.
Luckily, I got a girlfriend a few years back and eventually, got comfortable enough to pee near her, but she couldn't directly look until I had started. After that it was fine.
I can't START to pee with people nearby, but mid-pee I can. I don't get it. I don't see the fucking reason.

Have this too. I can get it to a trickle before it completely squeezes shut again.

>>36171771
idk but I hope it's actually true I really want to abuse and degrade women, khv though unfortunately

>>36171771
not all women want the same things

there are men who want to be abused and degraded just like women who want to be abused and degraded

Different people have different tastes. Autism prevents you from understanding this.

>>36171771

Because naturally it should be the male that is dominant in the relationship.
The whole male attractivness thing is based on how masculine/able he looks, if he is a twink then no woman will go for him but if he is 6ft tall and has massive muscles women are going to go for him.

On the female attraction spectrum skellies are at the very bottom and fat lards are just above them because they're more likely to win a fight against anyone than a skelly. And muscular males are at the top and men with muscular bodies AND muscular faces are at the very top.

Your personality doesn't matter to women, your masculinity does.

I'll bump you op, I'm curious to know about foreskin restoration too

Can't really be done unless someone figured out how to regrow nerves using stem cells.

>>36171751
It is too late, anon. Your glans are already dried out. You will never have a beautiful uncircumcised penis. You got cucked by the jews

>>36171739
Youre a cum stain

>>36171739
K.Y.S
>that means remove yourself from existencion.
>fucking normie reee

>>36172278
dumb namefag

>>36171695
This is some top quality shilling, finally a shill who understands us

>>36171695
McFuck your self
mate

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>>36171712
fpbp
also obligatory pic related

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>>36171654
Its better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. It hurts more than the sense of brooding isolation that accompanies the alternative when you do lose it, but that only makes the good times of the past stronger.

We all deserve a little peace in this life, but you have to understand that even if you find it you'll eventually lose it. That's why you've got to appreciate shit and actively pursue a better life. Avoiding the entire process is tragic because you've spared a temporary biting pain for a constant dulling pain. You deserve better.

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>>36171738

It has been a year now, more than a year, and I still doubt if it's better to love and lose than to not love at all.

She was my first proper love. First girl that made me feel like love is something that actually exists.

Never before have I met somebody that felt so selflessly about me.

She was my little wonder, and all that is fucking gone.

I miss being in her room, sitting on her bed with my back against the wall, her legs around my waist, and we'd just make stupid noises at eachother, I'd kiss her forehead and she'd trace her fingers through my hair, rain outside on a chilly September evening, the mix cds we made for eachother when we were just friends, softly playing in the background.

Never again will I be able to smell her on my clothes after meeting her, for days, that weird mix of grass, fresh laundry and something peppery and spicy. Never again I'll feel her cuddle up against me on those nights we slept naked, never again will she tell me "you feel like home, *anon*". Never again will we bake together. Never again will I have my best friend back.

I miss her, lad. I miss how I had a plan, a goal, when I was with her. I miss how I knew that we'll make things work, no matter what. I miss feeling like somebody out there has your back. I miss how she was the first person I could be myself around. I miss how I was the only one she ever felt comfortable around with sex stuff. I miss how soft her body, I miss her hair and her eyes and her hands, and her back, and her neck and her nose and the triangle beauty spots on her left cheek, and and her smile and the way her breathing got heavier and heavier when I started running my hand all over her. I miss rainy afternoons, sunny mornings, snowy nights with her.

I miss my best friend.

I got so fucked up after all this shit that after a couple of months I got a tattoo of a soundwave of a voice message from her.

*good night, qt, I love you*

>>36172033
what happened?

you're making me feel feels I didn't know existed

lots of people have them, maybe from lack of sleep or allergies. also I haven't seen her posted here in a while

>>36171611
She's a Jew. She have to count all her shekels all night she earned during the day. She's veeeery tired

>>36171611
Because she's Jewish. Almost all Jewish women have eyebags, it's hereditary

>>36171528
go for it anon. some women just pretend to be sjws for social acceptance.

>major sjw
Nope, I wouldn't. No matter how beautiful, no dice.

>>36171528
don't do it anon, one day you'll walk in on her sucking Jamal amd she'll tell you to not slutshame her

>>36171516
Fuck you you roastie bitch.

Dont chadfish guys. I've been in love for over two years now because I was chadfishing

>>36171516
Fuck me in the ass

4567

>implying our generation will fight to die for our politicians , even under the threat of draft and incarceration

*tip*

>>36171514
No man i was expecting ww3 it was coming for a long time.. sometimes shit must hit the fan..

>>36171564
you underestimate the gullibility of the right wing

>>36171458
That is pretty rude desu

>>36171458
Tell me what you did, OP.

>>36171458
steph?
oregano mamano

Ma's making tacos

>>36171453
dat giant burrito

anyway dunno what are you shilling 4loko or albertos food

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>>36171453
Ramen Noodles and Beach Cliff sardines
>tfw living the minimalist life

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hmu bae l4g famalam

>>36171765
>Link
Perfect taste
Marry me

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>>36171790
Drop some info desu yo

>>36171258
How about rethink this situation? I'm Canadian and wanna move to California. Help me out lets be roommates

>>36171258
a free state you cuck

Go to /k/, retard

>>36171184
Heterosexuality
Oregano

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what would she be saying around this time?

Arrested development. You miss mommy. It's okay, I do too.