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What's your pathetic excuse for not hugging your sister/brother?
Go hug your imouto/neesan/otouto/onii-chan right now! Also tell them that you love them.
You may also headpat or cuddle with them.
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Bap all imoutos and neesans!
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these threads are more gay than the trap ones
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>>36156955
Go slap your brother's ass
Is my leg too hairy? I feel like I should shave it.
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>>36145209
i just blew a load on that and i really want you
how does it make you feel?
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Shave your pussy too.
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>>36145355
lol I'm not a girl, im just a small guy :p
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Uni General: Weekend Work Edition
>How are ya'll holdin' up?
>You gettin' that work done on this lovely Sunday?
>How's that group project going?
>You done with that essay?
>How bout those practice problems?
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>tfw study my ass off for one exam
>get 76
>tfw don't study much for another exam
>get 78
what's even the point
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>>36142359
I'm in a hotel room 8 hours from home about to go do a test on campus for one of my distance ed subjects.
I haven't studied and might drive head on into traffic on my way there
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>>36142409
wew, sounds rough. maybe you can cram a bit?
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>tfw going somewhere with your friends and the police stop the car and you realize there's only black people in the vehicle
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>Living in AmeriKKKa
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>>36173589
>there are drugs in the bag
JUST
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>>36173589
Please. Keep the threads in containment, so you don't piss off the kkkbots.
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The idea that I'm going to die someday terrifies me.
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It terrifies all of us.
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The idea that I'm going to die someday excites me.
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>>36173093
>>36173127
Speak for yourselves. Death will be a welcome release from this mortal coil.
>tfw 4chan isn't as fun as when you first started browsing
>all that fun you had raiding with /b/ and reading great greentexts is gone
>you will never have that joy on here again
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The good times are gone, all we can do is make the best of whats going on now
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I just saw a post where someone said they cum in their hand and wipe it under their carpet. There's still some good times.
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>>36173014
ikr robot
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Hey friends. This is my first night on r9k. I havent spoken to a girl imnot related to in over a year even though im in university. Im too autistic to go to classes and talk to people. doi fit inI look like a 9/10 tho and used to be popular in school
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>>36172873
>I look like a 9/10 tho
nah bro you ugly, that's why no girl speaks to you
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>>36172873
>look like a 9/10
Post pics so I can laugh at you.
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>>36172873
>9/10 and used to be popular
No not at all not leave, but first post pic of face so we can laugh at you
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Is it likely that I get to date Cara one day?
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>>36172653
>wanting to date an androgynous feminist cunt
lmaoing @ your life
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>>36172693
It gets removed on /tv/ because mods hate her and I ask as a fellow robot.
How can I meet Cara and ask her out?
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Anyone else keep a log of all the sexual encounters you've had?
My penis has been inside 14 different women so far. Some girlfriends, some prostitutes and one one-night-stand.
Only the unique incidents are documented, so not regular daily/weekly sex with girlfriends.
>mfw the document is called Schindlers List.docx
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yes, i have many empty notepad files
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>gotten a bj from a girl and given a blowjob
>ate a girl out
>kissed like 3 girls in my life
>sucked on some titties
>but I've never stuck my dick inside a vagina or asshole
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>>36172655
>given a blowjob
Fucking faggot
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Are traps gay?
Serious question lads.
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Yeah but it's less gay than fucking a man. Still gay tho anyone who disagrees is a faggot in denial
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Think of it this way
If it wasnt gay would guys need to justify it with "but theyre feminine"
Then you ask "then why not just get off to women"
And they reply "vaginas are gross"
Then they say "but im not gay"
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>>36172582
Fpbp
Thyme
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>there are people out there who waifu fag Toby (2b)
look on and observe friendos, this is the truth!
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Tooble is cute
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>>36172495
Should all gays be destroyed?
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>>36172601
Fuck off you stupid unenlightened fag
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I want to become a master of manipulation and an expert on psychology.
What books are recommended?
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>>36172489
that depends, what are you trying to accomplish exactly?
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>>36172489
You can only master it if you're already quite capable, otherwise your performance would be ok at best.
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>>36172489
how to win friends and influence people
thinking fast and slow
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What kind of qualifications does a blonde need to be a sports reporter?
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Have big pointy boobs and blonde hair
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>Her sucking skills must be on point
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>>36172466
an unquenchable desire to get BLACKED
>marry a 9/10 blue eyed blonde aryan sweetheart in 2008
>have crazy sex for an entire year
>it eventually starts to get boring
>9 years later
>the wife has gained over 60 POUNDS
>NEVER does any exercise
>is now a 4/10
>6/10 with makeup maybe
Who else fell for the marriage meme?
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>>36172166
>he didn't plan ahead and do exercise with his wife to prevent this scenario
what a pleb
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>>36172166
Women are a depreciating asset. Why are you even here? Seriously, just leave man.
Please get >>>/out/
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I totally understand your plight, anon. You're totally NOT a faggot who should kill himself.
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How does a NEET grill find a bf?
I have social anxiety and I'm tired of being KV
I just want a wealthy bf to take care of me.
I grew up on a farm in Mexico so I've never been spoiled.
I like video games and anime
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>>36172151
>mexico
hmmmmm
do you know where you need to go?
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>>36172151
If you're skinny and not insane it shouldn't be hard desu
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>Hello I'm a degenerate who likes anime and video games can some rich person take care of me and love me
>Also i am mentally ill
What do you even offer? You have to work for the things you want.