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I have a 7 pager due tomorrow and I haven't started. You can bullshit three pages super easy.

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>>36171761
>have to sign moms birthday card by october
>haven't even started

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>>36171761
>500 word essay due next month
>haven't started yet

Half and half laddo. 50/50

>>36171749
4 options: GG, BG, GB, BB, but we know it's not GG, so 1/3.

>>36171842
Holy shit your dumb, you didn't even follow your own logic properly.

I don't know any sluts, I don't go out, I don't talk to people

>>36171597
I don't want to lose my virginity, I want a at virgin gf to cuddle.

>>36171597
I did fuck a slut, even dated her for a while. Before anyone calls me a dumbass for dating her, I wasn't under any illusions. No thinking I was gonna marry her or anything. The whole relationship was about fun and sex for me.

>>36171442
Cause I can't get fat due to fast metabolism and don't care about physical strength

>>36171442
Is that Sun-Ken Rock or Grappler Baki? Because you should read whichever you haven't already.

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>>36171866
Clearly it's SKR

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>>36171428
Bras come with different straps, but the one my gf has is really easy to undo. You just push both ends together, unhook, and pull it off her arms and shoulders.

>>36171480

>has a gf

You must be a fucking white male

>>36171428
REEEEEE ILL JUST TEAR IT OFF ROASTIE

They're willing to be slaves to BBC.

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>>36171344
Avoid at all costs, I'm dead serious.

>>36171344
they love cock

>>36171342
Yes, I stopped giving a fuck. I'm anonymous so no one gives a damn about me anyways.

shit posts for days

over 40, so calm your tits. Or post them if you actually have any.

>>36171445

I do but the are hairy so I don't think anybody wants to see them

>>36171292
they would have done it to me first

We're omega males no matter what we do.

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because ugly women have gained from our permissive post-60s feminist utopia, whereas ugly men have been banished to the wayside

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Same but with all shota
Should I just get myself neutered? I really don't want this.

>>36170903
scat, girl beheadings, girls bullying other girls, certain pics

..and?
i mean
>cp, gore, watersport, beastiality, vomit, mindbreak, scat, interracial etc.etc.
and you get upset about fapping to ss?

>>36170592
Forced diversity causes nothing but balkanisation and unnecessary ethnic tension. It's great to see some Black guys realising what the Jews are up to, it genuinely makes me slightly less racist.

Good luck with your qt, op.

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>>36170592
>Was all of my years of suffering brought on by being a pawn in the Jews racemixing genocide of our races?

No, take the red pill and realize the Jews are a necessary force to tame the genocidal white man that has plagued this world

>>36172022
>take the redpill
>is blue pilled
sure m8

>>36170279
The average robot hates all women, and yet secretly wishes a 10/10 victorias secret model would fall into his lap and become his perfect little house slave and emulate all of his misguided personal philosophies about life.

The average robot is also a nihilist, not all, but a good majority identify themselves as nihilists. Now why would they do this, there are many reasons. First, as someone with relatively few successes in life, the robot feels a lack of attachment to the world, it has brought him relatively little joy or comfort in comparison to his peers. He believes that because his life lacks purpose, all lives lack purpose. He cannot fathom a world in which someones life would matter to them and make their life worth living.

The average robot is also an atheist. This is because subscribing to a religion means checking in at church every now and then and interacting people the robot calls "normies". No, instead the robot believes himself to be a hyper-intelligent being for seeing through the ruse of religion. He lords it over others as a point of superiority.

Without a religion the robot is free to act in deplorable ways without moral accountability. The robot believes that there are no morals, and that there is no good or bad. Therefore the robot feels nothing when he does something that is morally reprehensible.
2/6

>>36170287
The average robot is also a bisexual. He believes that by being a bisexual that he will garner more love and attention from both genders. However he fails to grasp that his autistic tendencies and deplorable personality make him a loathsome individual to be around for either gender.

The average robot hates whores, and believes wholeheartedly that all women are whores. And yet if he were a biological female, the robot expresses that he would have no hangups sleeping with as many men as possible and climbing to the highest social status.

The average robot is a defeatist who accepts his current situation as something unchangeable. He believes he was simply born to be a loser, and that none of his decisions had any effect on the outcome of his life.

The average robot has a terrible diet and eats a diet consisting of nothing but junkfood. He claims that it's "comfy" and he doesn't care what harm the food may do to his insides.
3/6

>the "Everybody who posts on X board is one person" meme

this post in unbelievably autistic

>>36169524
Show her /pol/ and tell her not to believe everything she sees on the internet.

tell her that she's weakening heard mentality and is indirectly fucking over everyone else, and she will regret it when your sister dies from the measles

>>36169559
>heard mentality

i meant heard immunity*

>>36169146
I used to be an ass man. But I've had sex with several girls lately. And now I'm a mouth man. Kissing is where it really is. Grabbing boobs and butts only gets you half way. But kissing beautiful lips is amazing.

>>36169146
Belly and thighs, my dude.

>>36169146
Tits, mang.

>>36169076
I've never said that i hate white girls. I still prefer them more than any other race. Asians are vastly overrated.
t. white guy.

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>>36169104
>tfw quiet nerdy white guy
>everyone expects me to be all over asian gurls
>strongly prefer thick black women

>>36169104

I am very proud of you anon.

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>>36168940
You just took out the best part.

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Nightly reminder that Kev looks out for you all and wants the very best for you.

Might finally donate to that online comic book reviewer today