what do you guys think moot even does at google?
hes the cubicle fairy who traipse thru office with french maid dress and bend over for drop pens but a penis get the drop on him instead oh ho
>>36174407
Wage slave like everyone else at google.He's probably making more money than I ever will.
>>36174407
>what do you guys think moot even does at google?
He was hired into the media division by the department head in charge of Google photos
Whatever he does, apparently he isn't doing a good job, I heard he was in hot water with his bosses or something
Be honest with me /r9k/, Could I pass for attractive somehow? I'm pretty fat but I wanna impress this girl. Any help would be welcome.
Losing wait is the biggest thing. You seem morbidly obese. Also, try and get rid of the emo haircut. At least while you're still fat. Emo hair only works on skinny chads i'm sure you'd look ok if you just lost wait man.
>>36174403
what are you like 14?
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>>36174746
im 19
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>"WHEEAAAAAAAYYAAAHHHHH aAWWWWWEEEEE YEAAAAAHHHHH!! I LOVE BEEEE BEEEE SEEEAAAAAA!!!"
What did she mean by this??
me on the left desu desu pham
HNNGGGGGGG
Also the girl has the face of Laura from logan
>>36174401
>>36174401
thanks 4 sharing
Mind telling us a bit about your experience and your feelings reguarding it??
>too old to fit in
>people my age too old to make new friends, too suspicious
>young people are fucking annoying
>fuck loud people in general
>>36174310
same im also having a hard time socializing with anyone.
what do you talk about? most men talk about sports and i only watch e-sports ffuckk
Can't sleep and I have to be up early. Might try fapping (again) in a bit I suppose.
>>36174310
>30
>that's it
>literally nothing noteworthy to talk about
>He doesn't advocate for a stateless, classless, and moneyless society
Why not /r9k/? You don't believe mr shekelburg should reap the profit off of your own production do you?
Because then I would lose all my privileges.
>>36174277
>he unironically believes that a stateless, classless and moneyless society can ever be established on a large scale
wew lad
>>36174313
What privileges?
today is my birthday and i want to die
>>36174240
Happy birthday anon! We all want to die sometimes, but if you did, how would you waste time on this board shitposting all day?
One year closer to death.
Happy Birthday!
>>36174240
Happy b-day fuqboi
Why aren't you a postman, robots? It's the easiest job ever
>drive around and put junk mail in boxes
>listen to music and podcasts all day
>open up mail and read it if you get bored
>can just show up in the morning and drive home for the rest of the day if you don't feel like working
Because you need experience for this job
I've always wanted to have this job but I don't know how to get it.
I wouldn't mind working at the post office putting mail in the little boxes either.
Do you just go to the post office and say I want to work here?
>>36174174
I'm too lazy, the online application is long as fuck
Also I probably wouldn't pass a drug test
>there are now boys who are prettier girls than me
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENDER MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36174165
Proof that traps aren't gay
Hdhdjsofbrh
>>36174165
>roastie is upset because her vagina is now useless
keek
>>36174165
>men are better than women at everything
>even being women
Kekek
>sperg
>was an edgy loner because I though it was cool
>had friends but decided to play vidya alone instead
>tried to make everyone thing I was a hardcore gamer but I suck at games
>avoided girls and treated them like lesser beings even those who were interested in me because I thought girls liked bad boys
>always acted like I had better stuff to do than partying and hanging out
>never experienced horny puberty teenage girls
>wasted the most important time in life
>felt like such a fucking loser during high school
>can't go back
>>36174157
Please tell me that's a girl and not a cute fe(male)
>>36174198
I don't know
seeing anything that looks like a cute girl fucks me up, no idea why I even posted that
>>36174237
Looks like a boy to me. I guess I'll just pretend it's a girl.
What the FUCK are you supposed to put in your tinder bio?
>>36174151
Doesn't matter. You're ugly, so you won't get laid off it anyway.
>>36174181
Yeah but hypothetically.
>>36174181
This 2bh phamalam
I just wore lifts for the first time and got to walk around as a 6' 2" G_d. Ask me anything bros.
>>36174098
>tfw 5'4
It's rough lads. I'm basically woman repellant
>>36174098
>too tall
I've had girls say this to me. Fairly sure that was just them trying to let me down gently, tho.
wew
dhfgh
looks don't matter, just b yourself
>>36174097
you forgot the >
>>36174097
that girl looks like a cow
>>36174097
What's ur bio
I want to turn into a girl when I touch cold water
ranma best girl
>>36174096
>Be 12.
>Watch this show as one of my first animes.
>I really like it.
>I wish I was like ranma.
>Grow up.
>Develop in alot of degenerate fetishes since young age.
>Crossdressing, Feminization, Genderbending, Traps.
>I don't like girls or boys. The only thing that gives me a tiny spark of attraction is the "not being sure if it's a boy or a girl"
>Only a really tomboysh skinny flat girls would do the trick for me.
>Every tomboysh girl is SJW.
>Never tried to do anything with girls for all those reasons.
>Can't even go gay because males are hairy and repulsive
>Remember Ranma.
>That Anime fucked my life.
What did I do to deserve this?
It's a tranny filter
Why have not you started changing your life ? What is your biggest obstacle?
>>36174052
Depression and lack of self-esteem
My lack of giving enough of a fuck about myself.
I don't see the point. Yeah, it's edgy but all of this shit is meaningless, you know?
ITT: Words we always misspell
minute
definitely
>>36174039
>restaurant
>beutiful
>mispelling anything when there's a spell check built into your browser and you can just google any words you're unsure of
Sheik, as in Zelda or Smash. I always spell it "Shiek" by mistake.