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>her cat is as fat as her

>>39271960
Fat people make me sad

fat people make me mad

>>39271892
Look at the average income of your area

No amount of money is going to make you not a laughing stock

In the US? Middle class would be $45k

>>39271841
Did you intend to post this as a reply to the dinner thread?

Big Macs have been scientifically proven to be the superior sandwhich.

>>39271903
I'd like to see your data

>>39271835
>what would go better /b/
I think you got lost mate.

Anywho, just rescue a goldfish, then handfeed it and eventually you can train it to act like a dog. Or get your hands on a stingray, those things are really cool and cute and love to play with people.
Anywho, pardon me for being useless, I'll be on my way.

remember to let your water sit for at least 48 hours with the air pumps running. keep fish in another little tank when cleaning,make sure that the little tank is filled with water from dirty tank or 48 water that has been aerated. I've kept gold fish for 10+ years doing this when before they used to die

>>39271835
i need to know if i can get away with ujst a Siamese Algea eater and a Corydoras of if i should get more

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>>39271783
This is why you should only masturbate to your waifu. Trying to derive pleasure from something merely attractive or fetishy will only bring you pain. You have to really care about the one you choose to make love with, even if you're by yourself.

>>39271808
The only girl I truly love is the only girl I can't fap too. It feels awful to even try. I can't think about her while I'm masturbating. She's beautiful, but she's so perfect I can't even think of her in that way.

>>39271783
Why would you feel guilty? I can't understand this.

>>39271778
Yeah but where the hell could we go?

>>39271778

I like that sabat is teaching his daughter that yamcha is best dragon ball

>>39271778
we could all either go to channel 8 r9k or w**chan

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Just blow your brains out lad

>>39271632
>implying you are a pure christian boy
>using filthy language

>>39271755
I never said pure

>>39271595
What is the sauce on pic. Fuck you

>>39271635
Do your own damn research.

>>39271595
>The world is going to end this 50 years
besides having bad grammar
did this beast tell you how?

I asked this to Cripplechan's fag board and they said I was just a straight fetishist. Who knew watching gay femboy porn was actually a straight thing to do.

>>39271544
Yes you have caught a case of the gays. There is no cure but to increase the more pleasurable symptoms start cross dressing.
Godspeed Anon.

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whats wrong wit me robots the more i find the better it gets, have i truly reached rock bottom

>>39271543
Edna was pretty cute though, and not that mental

Especially the german voice acting is great

>>39271561
edna mental??

>>39271543
Lilli was pure cuteness. But Edna's voice was adorable.

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>mommy took the console's power cord with her to work

YOU FUCK

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE WITH NO VIDEO GAMES

FUUUUUUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I hate that this mentality stuck with me. I can't enjoy anything because I'm unemployed and feel like if I'm "well enough" to play video games/watch tv/read a book then I should be "well enough" to be working. And since I'm unemployed I just lay around all day doing nothing depressed because I can't do anything

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>>39271555
So how the bills around you get paid?

>>39271289
Considering I've been doing that for the past 3 years, I'd say it's very viable. Though, I did have to go out to get food.

Could you get groceries delivered to your dorm?

>>39271289
>how viable is it to only go to class and my dorm in college? like to never go outside if I don't have to and just stay inside browsing 4chan? is it viable?

I do this
but I also go to restaurants

>what is reviewbrah

>>39271270
Yes, just find a niche market with potential mass appeal. You will make big bucks.

>>39271270
Who is taking the picture of him taking the picture then?

>>39271238
Faggots, that's what.

>>39271238
>>39271587

OK, what do you call guys who reject both traditional masculinity and numale cuckery, as well as homosexuality?

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>>39271238
I actually wrote an essay on this earlier in the night if you're interested in reading it, OP.

It's not like they ever reached that age before civilization happened, nature didn't mean anything by this

Because they need to be able to stay alive to raise the child until it hits puberty and can take care of itself.

The normal death ages is in the mid 60s. We are keeping people artificially alive longer than they should be.

>>39271182
Their biological process of meiosis gets fucked the older you get. More dna replication errors form and you get kids with more downs and autism. Nature and DNA figured out , we better shut down this factory before our product degrades in quality any further.

I'm just thinking off the top of my head. I may be utterly wrong