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>>36176962
Honestly gross. Worst type of cake.

>>36176962
Love it. One of my favourite cakes

i like it
but am sad i can't eat it because diet

>>36176951
just waiting until my mom dies senpai

>tfw when you will never have a qt with a husky pupper in a nice abode

it is time to end the suffering

>>36176951
I wasn't, but now I am.

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>>36176934

im dumping some big boobs.

yes

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>>36176934
>tfw you will never BE a titcow

honestly it's the one thing I really want in life, more than even being with a titcow which is basically my only recourse. getting a titcow gf and living out my big boob fantasies vicariously through her.

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Based big titties

>>36176917
my story is similar man...my partner is a semichad and i have no idea whats going on half the time and everyone seems so relaxed and ready to do everything but im drowning

>>36177213
I don't know how these people can just breeze by these, while sounding like they're in middle school. And I'm just standing there staring into the paper for half an hour.

I've accepted that education is not my expertise. I'm the type of guy who you give orders to and I'm complete, like manual labor or errands, I'm perfectly fine with that. I just want a simple, quiet life away from all these normies.

>>36177297
i know and ive sorta accepted that i cant be like them. feelsbadman

also im worried i will disappoint my partner and make em dislike me

>>36176915
My dad died in a truck crash when I was 4. He had a lead foot and was racing when he died. He seemed like a damn cool guy, loyal, great father, great person overall. Had motorcycles, was in the navy, I was destined to be a chad. But that never happened. Raised by my mother, who did a great job for never remarrying. I hope there's an afterlife so I could finally meet him.

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>>36176915
I saw my dad maybe twice a year for a week at a timeas a kid. I'm 26 now and we really don't have a relationship.

I'm pretty sure most robots can point to a failure in parenting or no family structure in their lives though whether from mom or dad.

But I think a lot of robots lacked a father figure and were raised completely backwards by moms like mine.

yes i had a normal family and siblings

there was literally no reason for me to be screwed up socially, coming from a good family and having no abuse or traumatic experiences but im still a 24 year old kv

i do have a job though so im not a full robot

my older brother did bully me a bit and made me feel insecure so maybe thats it

stop shit posting ar 11:00pm its embarrassing

sage

>>36176870
You get points added onto your SAT because the government thinks you're stupid
Thanks to affirmative action you get jobs over better qualified people because you're a baka blackie
Neck urself

>>36177887
>Thanks to affirmative action you get jobs over better qualified people because you're a baka blackie
Black people don't put their race on their resumes anon
Not only that but studies show that having something on your resume that hints that you're black makes you less likely to be hired

you can watch the original anime series first it can be a good intro
or you can read the manga immediately

ignore every other post after mine

read, be prepared for the feeling of having to wait 5 years for every new chapter though

>>36176768
I'd just read the manga.

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Are you seriously saying this board was ever "good" in the first place?

>>36176841
No idea. I've only been here for about a week.

That whole post is just copied from urban dictionary.

>>36176741
Neve gon get it bacc

>>36176734
>heIp

how?

>>36176734
I could fuck you, anon. :(
Would that help?

>>36177395
i fucking HATE faggets

yes, except for my twin. Though he kinda dislikes me too, he just hides it a bit

I feel you bro. Aspie fuck, had a bunch of friends in hs but after i split with my gf at the time I realised most people I thought were my friend preferred her (she later married and fucked them all off)
The remaining friends just dropped off one by one.
A few events later lead to me not trusting anyone around me and I want to interact with people so bad. I just wanna be normal u don't know how people do it

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Haven't had a single friend in a decade.
I'm used to it now, and prefer it this way.

just be fucking gay dude

you were born to be gay
honestly getting fucked in the ass is not that bad. you will get used to it even if you don't like it. You'll be so happy when your holes make your bf feel good

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>>36176747
>participating in painful acts that are dangerous to your health is totally fun, anon!
>you should totally play russian roulette [AIDS edition]

Fags are the disease and aids is the cure

>>36176615
I don't like the /pol/ or christian shit

but every gay thread deserves at least one bump

>>36176615
Are you Christian as well??

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>>36176615
>Hetalia pic
Leave.

White guy will just get roasted, but hes in no real danger as long as he stays outta the hood.

>>36176591
both families will be very careful to accommodate the boyfriend

neither really has it bad in the first place, it's not any more awkward than meeting your SO's parents normally

the white man will probably feel uncomfortable as usual

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Black guy here.
>>36176674
Wrong. The white family will be careful the the bnlacks will give no fucks. They will call you white boy and cracker and all that other shit. If you deny food then they will immediately label you an asshole. Never deny the food. Always have your hand around ya girls waist. Try not to make it obvious that tou are uncomfortable and just beours yourself :^]
>>36176591
I'd go with option one. Whites are more accepting to interracial relationships than blacks are nowadays. Just look at all that BLACKED

Sorry m8 but you've gotta put more work in to find a gf than just being of a particular race, you might have more luck finding a bbc addict as a fuckbuddy though. Just make sure you've actually got a bbc or she'll pull down your zipper and tell you to fuck off

>>36176685
>put more work in
yeah I know, but my efforts plus the alleged memes are bearing no fruit
am I destined to be alone forever?

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>op
>goddammit

>>36176502
no that is what porn is for

>watch asmr

no asshole I listen to it and its not cuz im lonely its cuz it feels good

>>36176502
can you describe the feeling of loneliness?
im shutin but i dont think i have ever felt lonely.